“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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show off any fun salt you find either sperging about presents received or just the holiday in general
Destroyer of the Universe.
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"Pickleless girls don't marry virgin boys"
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I'd love to have a drone so I can take it through Area 51. Why can't you kids appreciate a gift?
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I'd love to have a drone so I am take it through Area 51. Why can't you kids appreciate a gift?
As someone who did get a drone I can't imagine anyone ever being disappointed with getting one.
Granted, if that drone in the pic is the one I think it is then it is actually kind of a piece of crap. It works, but it's not anything fancy.
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Kids are so fucking spoiled. Just getting a present is good enough. I usually tended to believe those uber dumb spoiled kids that appeared on movies were just caricatures, but it's sad to see how real they are...
show off any fun salt you find either sperging about presents received or just the holiday in general
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I'd be pissed off too if my parents saw me looking like that everyday and didn't buy me Clearasil.
I had a whole collection of screenshots of Twitter kids raging about not getting the right color iPhone.
If I had a kid that gave me that sort of reaction I would have fucking kicked them outta the house for that shit.
I had a whole collection of screenshots of Twitter kids raging about not getting the right color iPhone.
If I had a kid that gave me that sort of reaction I would have fucking kicked them outta the house for that shit.
TBH I think phones make bad Christmas gifts. A phone is a very personal thing and the only good way to do it is to let the person pick it out in the store.
That said, it doesn't give kids the right to be cunts about it if someone else is paying for it. That shit all goes out the window while you're under your parent's roof.
it just goes on and on and on and on...
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I had a whole collection of screenshots of Twitter kids raging about not getting the right color iPhone.
If I had a kid that gave me that sort of reaction I would have fucking kicked them outta the house for that shit.
And that's when you return the phones and the kids get nothing but the basic, indestructible Nokias until they pay for it themselves.
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Never has the name "Veruca Salt" been more appropriate at this time of the year.
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Some of these kids deserve a good Christmas day beating, just like they used to do in the old country
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Tbf I think the whole point of Hatchimals is that they hatch themselves. (?)
Yeah, I don't get how this is unwarranted salt. If the product doesn't work as advertised then it's justified to be peeved. You shouldn't have to smash the egg open if the whole point of the toy is it hatches itself.
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Mean while in Africa, people from 0 months to old age either contracted or died of HIV/AIDS.
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I'd be pissed off too if my parents saw me looking like that everyday and didn't buy me Clearasil.
Never mind the Clearasil. That voice of his hurts my ears. I imagine that's the same voice an incel would have
People who ask for Apple products are statistically
s regardless of the time of the year.
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If you search the phrase "I hate my parents" on any social media site around this time of year, you'll hit a gold mine of this shit. It's fantastic.
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for birthdays but I think could apply. what a bunch of ungrateful fucks.
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These motherfuckers are ungrateful as shit.
I got a fucking outdoor almanac/dictionary thing one year as a kid. It took me six years, but I finally used the motherfucker and it was legit.
Instead of crying, these kids should try out some of the shit they got for xmas
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