christmas salt

[c-no]

Some of these kids deserve a good Christmas day beating, just like they used to do in the old country

They deserve especially when it comes to bitching about getting something expensive such as $50 headphones or even a drone. Sure there can be a good reason for the gift to warrant a complaint if it's a product that wouldn't work as advertised but even then, it's the thought that counts.

These motherfuckers are ungrateful as shit.

I got a fucking outdoor almanac/dictionary thing one year as a kid. It took me six years, but I finally used the motherfucker and it was legit.

Instead of crying, these kids should try out some of the shit they got for xmas

If they are to try these things out, that means they'd have to get off YouTube or social media and actually try using the gifts instead of whining as ungrateful shits.

 

[JU 199]

They deserve especially when it comes to bitching about getting something expensive such as $50 headphones or even a drone. Sure there can be a good reason for the gift to warrant a complaint if it's a product that wouldn't work as advertised but even then, it's the thought that counts.

Kids have no respect these days. I'd say if they complain about the £500 laptop they should get a Christmas day beating, complete with 12 days on the naughty step.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Never mind the Clearasil. That voice of his hurts my ears. I imagine that's the same voice an incel would have

It's a lot cheaper to buy some face wash than hire a speech coach.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Mean while in Africa, people from 0 months to old age either contracted or died of HIV/AIDS.

This is America. No one cares about the third world (especially not Africa) unless it's war or a celebrity adopting a kid to cover up his or her waning fame.

It's a lot cheaper to buy some face wash than hire a speech coach.

What about a good eyebrow waxing? Looks like two caterpillars died on top of his greasy head (or he stuck 'em on in a vain attempt to show the others that he's going through puberty).

 

[Munchingonfish]

Maybe this is worth a horrifying rating, but I've never waxed my eyebrows before.

 

[Quijibo69]

I got a big ass Rainbow Dash pony for Christmas from my parents this year. I thought it was funnier than hell! I mostly don't get much of anything from them or anyone else, being old and all. Plus, All I could think of was this:

Spoiler: The goggles do nothing!

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

What I love in the OP is the bitch complaining how her mom got her diamond earrings and other stuff while her brother got a laptop. Fuck. I would be estatic if my mom got me diamond earrings for Christmas.

Kids have no respect these days. I'd say if they complain about the £500 laptop they should get a Christmas day beating, complete with 12 days on the naughty step.

Eh. Brats like these have existed since the dawn of commercialism. They're just way more easy to spot these days thanks to social media and the rise of fancy eletronics. Before, the bitching was done behind closed doors but thanks to Twitter/YouTube/Snapchat/whatever, they can complain about it for the whole world to see.

 

[ZeCommissar]

>TFW I never asked for anything on Christmas since i'm a simple person that doesn't want others to give me gifts.

Seriously, if my kids whined about getting something on Christmas, you can bet I wouldn't forget and would give them absolutely nothing next year, and then see how much they would cry about that

 

[c-no]

What I love in the OP is the bitch complaining how her mom got her diamond earrings and other stuff while her brother got a laptop. Fuck. I would be estatic if my mom got me diamond earrings for Christmas.

Eh. Brats like these have existed since the dawn of commercialism. They're just way more easy to spot these days thanks to social media and the rise of fancy eletronics. Before, the bitching was done behind closed doors but thanks to Twitter/YouTube/Snapchat/whatever, they can complain about it for the whole world to see.

She'd probably complain about said earrings having fake diamonds or something. Even though she can complain about her brother getting a laptop, it's entirely possible said brother got a crappy laptop.

As for social media and fancy electronics making it easier to spot bratty kids, it also makes farming for Christmas salt easier since many of them are stupid enough to post their whiny complaints online, be it as a Twitter post or a Facebook video that their parents could end up seeing if they either were linked to said complaints or actually bothered to check what their kids post online.

 

[Overcast]

My father and I seem to have both developed this mindset that if there's something we want, we'll just pay for it ourselves and just let everyone else get whatever for us. It's actually kind of fun not knowing what you're going to get. And it feels nice getting them stuff.

So I find it hilarious how these people complain when their folks get them stuff like earrings, phones, or video games and act all ungrateful for them.

As much as all those Christmas stories and TV specials rag on and on about how it isn't about receiving, it actually is true. Giving and being with your family is what Christmas is all about.