Christmas sucks

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I'd totally go with living in a Whoville or any fantasy snowy 'German' town, but the reality doesn't quite live up to the romantic expectations, which were set by rare weather excesses of the past.
To be on good terms with family, I gotta accept the shopping list and become a part of the insane traffic and spend too much time in the ugliest fucking commercial zone between halls and parking places in slighly above zero temperatures in freezing rain, while it's more like Day of the Triffids, except it's with christmas trees, but people seem to be the same blind. The preparations part is disproportionally long and stressful, given it's all just for one day.
Apart from that, I haven't seen the sun for weeks by now and feel like shit.
 
Santa deniers...on the Kiwi Farms!?


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Christmas is bad only if you think of the consumerism fueled american xmas not REAL Christmas where you focus on spending time with your whole family having a jolly time
 
I only see my family once a year at this point so I really like christmas for that...
Though I understand if you dont like your family or dont have any (or your family does not celebrate) it would suck.

Merry Christmas you filthy Kiwimals!
 
Speedrunner said:
This is you, ya' filthy animal.
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A few years ago I bought a little grinch shaped pan for making grinch pancakes. It also came with green food dye. Anyway I tried it but it kinda sucked, the pancakes never came out right and weren't shaped like the grinch. I think I still have the food dye though. Today I bought some white chocolate mix so maybe I'll see if I can make some green hot chocolate.
 
2mm and 99 others said:
I'd totally go with living in a Whoville or any fantasy snowy 'German' town, but the reality doesn't quite live up to the romantic expectations, which were set by rare weather excesses of the past.
To be on good terms with family, I gotta accept the shopping list and become a part of the insane traffic and spend too much time in the ugliest fucking commercial zone between halls and parking places in slighly above zero temperatures in freezing rain, while it's more like Day of the Triffids, except it's with christmas trees, but people seem to be the same blind. The preparations part is disproportionally long and stressful, given it's all just for one day.
Apart from that, I haven't seen the sun for weeks by now and feel like shit.
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skip the freezing cheer music, inject some Luce into those veins of yours. https://youtu.be/Bir8Q15CSX4?list=RDBir8Q15CSX4
 
Super Mario Brothers said:
A few years ago I bought a little grinch shaped pan for making grinch pancakes. It also came with green food dye. Anyway I tried it but it kinda sucked, the pancakes never came out right and weren't shaped like the grinch. I think I still have the food dye though. Today I bought some white chocolate mix so maybe I'll see if I can make some green hot chocolate.
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It came out as blue-green instead of just green. The white chocolate powder wasn't that good.
 
I celebrate a little but it does make me sad that a bunch of my relatives aren't around anymore to celebrate with me.
 
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