Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Which will come first? The 5k LOCALS gift or this paedophile's stupid scam book?

Hopefully a public execution for both.

 

[Oliver Onions]

God, I fucking hate whenever someone like Vedo, Juju, or MAPton puts out something even vaguely "serious" or "professional". It just oozes disingenuity.

Even more so because Vedo was so smug while hyping up and running the campaign. He was acting like this shit was going to blow everyone away. I wouldn't have been nearly as hard on him for his continued fuck-ups if he'd approached the project with the humility of someone doing this for the first time.

Which will come first? The 5k LOCALS gift or this paedophile's stupid scam book?

I am sticking to my original prediction that the digital version will make it to backers by the end of the year but the print version is going to be quietly cancelled with excuses about costs and tariffs.

For me the burning question is will anyone receive any version of the completed Superkiller before Nick ends up back in jail for violating probation.

 

[Vibralldo]

tl;dr: Due to the project being slopped together by inexperienced amateurs, they failed to properly format the comic and fucked up the test printing, further delaying the comic. It will take additional multiple weeks for the black & white digital copy to be delivered to backer's inboxes, two months past his prior update's confident forecast.

Lol they were just shitting on Eric July for a minor misprint too

 

[Harm]

Lol they were just shitting on Eric July for a minor misprint too

Yeah, when Eric July does it then it's proof that his whole empire is a sham and he deserves his life ruined at all costs.

Bu-bu-but when a pedophile who's friends with Dick Masterson does it, having printing errors is actually, like, a super duper important learning moment that'll help him grow significantly as a person! CringleJingle is actually superior as a human being now that he's undergone this pivotal accumulation of experience!

Their copes are as one-dimensional as their shit comic books.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Yeah, when Eric July does it then it's proof that his whole empire is a sham and he deserves his life ruined at all costs.

Bu-bu-but when a pedophile who's friends with Dick Masterson does it, having printing errors is actually, like, a super duper important learning moment that'll help him grow significantly as a person! CringleJingle is actually superior as a human being now that he's undergone this pivotal accumulation of experience!

Their copes are as one-dimensional as their shit comic books.

The only way they can steelman this is that it was caught on test printing. Not fully printed out and shipped....

But on the other hand, when you fuck up so badly that it's OBVIOUSLY fucked up, you don't get points for catching it. Eric's printing mistake was one page that a lot of people probably didn't even notice at first, or care.

It's like shipping out a product that fundamentally is broken and can't work, vs one of the decals was misaligned but the product still works.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The only way they can steelman this is that it was caught on test printing. Not fully printed out and shipped....

Shipping it completely fucked up would have probably worked in their favour. It would distract people from how generally shit the comic is.

 

[MisterCH 86]

Shipping it completely fucked up would have probably worked in their favour. It would distract people from how generally shit the comic is.

Have you read it? Because the Zalon comic got a lot of good reviews. Perhaps you should read it first? At this point every comic is generic in some way, but at least I read the books before I judge them.

The only way they can steelman this is that it was caught on test printing. Not fully printed out and shipped....

But on the other hand, when you fuck up so badly that it's OBVIOUSLY fucked up, you don't get points for catching it. Eric's printing mistake was one page that a lot of people probably didn't even notice at first, or care.

It's like shipping out a product that fundamentally is broken and can't work, vs one of the decals was misaligned but the product still works.

Oh it was..... It was so tiny and barely noticeable that pretty much everyone who bought it didn't even care. It was WAY overblown.

 

[Harm]

He's tried to keep busy by revitalizing his secondary channel with semi-regular commentary videos, but they're all massively underperforming and max out at barely 3.2k views. His last mainline channel video "essay," a 10 minute video he had in the pipeline for years, hasn't even hit 15k views after months of being live:



No clue why he's wasting his time on reviving these dead channels instead of finishing his years-late comic book instead. Pretty pathetic.

 

[Guntkvd]

I had that chinese Harry Potter video in my recommendations today. I didn't even notice it was him. Didn't click the video, because it sounded really dumb, and uninteresting. Fat pedo can't even grift properly.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

No clue why he's wasting his time on reviving these dead channels instead of finishing his years-late comic book instead. Pretty pathetic.

It might be just speculation, but I think he's trying to come up with a plan B. There seems to be a lot of animosity going on between him and Dick on the biggest problem.

I'm guessing the biggest problem patreon is his largest source of income now. If he loses that I don't know what he's going to live on, besides the money he swindled out of retards that wanted to buy his comic to own Eric July.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Have you read it? Because the Zalon comic got a lot of good reviews. Perhaps you should read it first? At this point every comic is generic in some way, but at least I read the books before I judge them.

I've read as much as has been officially released. In fact I went further and did a detailed (extremely autistic) itemized breakdown of all the flaws in the comic. (Full review found in quoted post below).

That being the case, I am very pleased to say that Vedo's comic is an absolute disaster and Eric July's work is superior by every conceivable metric. Everyone should point and laugh at this fat failure of a man, and he should be reminded of his failure any time he tries to run his mouth.

Combined with my own experience in small press, I'd say I'm among the most qualified to state that Superkiller is absolute dogshit.

 

[MisterCH 86]

I've read as much as has been officially released. In fact I went further and did a detailed (extremely autistic) itemized breakdown of all the flaws in the comic. (Full review found in quoted post below).

Combined with my own experience in small press, I'd say I'm among the most qualified to state that Superkiller is absolute dogshit.

Oh wait, you were talking about VITOs book? Sorry I misunderstood you, I thought you were talking about Zalon the newest Rippaverse book. I take back what I said, THAT one got a lot of good reviews. VITOs book....yeah not so much.

 

[Fleetwood]

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He's tried to keep busy by revitalizing his secondary channel with semi-regular commentary videos, but they're all massively underperforming and max out at barely 3.2k views. His last mainline channel video "essay," a 10 minute video he had in the pipeline for years, hasn't even hit 15k views after months of being live:

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No clue why he's wasting his time on reviving these dead channels instead of finishing his years-late comic book instead. Pretty pathetic.

This kind of content looks the same as YellowFlash or others Vito hates.

Oh wait, you were talking about VITOs book? Sorry I misunderstood you, I thought you were talking about Zalon the newest Rippaverse book. I take back what I said, THAT one got a lot of good reviews. VITOs book....yeah not so much.

Did you really just snap at someone because you only thought Rippa was mentioned? Pathetic and on brand for you.

 

[Harm]

Vito's desperate attempts at ragebaiting on Twitter have taken a bizarre turn as the self-admitted pedophile who jerks off to photorealistic images of teenage girls on Flickr has now become an extremely outspoken voice against... Harvey Milk? Because he fucked a minor? Has CringleJingle had a change of heart when it comes to pedophilia, or is this a case of sour grapes?


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Well, at least he didn't wholly undermine his point by saying "no one actually cares that he fucked a minor anyways!" or anything...


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Ah, damn. Well, thinking was never his strong suit. He's wrong anyways; there's countless cases of gay men caught in stings by predator hunters posing as 16 year olds and the reception to those men being caught is universally positive (in fact, Vito's best friend Max Karson was banned off Twitter for defending a gay dentist who was caught in such a sting whereas everyone else praised the predator hunters).

So, why all the sudden interest in Harvey Milk? Oh, right, it's purely because he's an attention seeking faggot.


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You can feel the excess dopamine oozing over the greasy fingers he used to type this. He's also coping that his thumbnail for his garbage sloptent about Destiny, a video where he knew literally nothing about the story at hand, is better than the thumbnail for Joon the King's fully researched documentary on Destiny.


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His other ragebait is thoughtless nonsense like "it's okay to abuse children if you're rich and white." Real brainless trite shit.

Besides that, there' not even half a peep about Superkiller on his Twitter and I'm not in the mood to sift through BPITU again. He really, truly, honestly believes that once the book releases, it'll be so good that everyone will forget about the delay when that's literally all that anyone will ever remember about Superkiller. "Hey, remember when Dick Masterson's fat friend put out that shitty comic book?" "Oh yeah, it took like 5 years to actually come out. Did he ever release any new issues?" "Who knows? Anyways, the creator just got sentenced for possessing child porn!"

 

[MisterCH 86]

Did you really just snap at someone because you only thought Rippa was mentioned? Pathetic and on brand for you.

No..... I generally didn't know, not that that answer is going to be good enough. I was kind of confused as to what he was talking about. In any case as far as Rippaverse has gone, it's already very popular with readers and I see plenty of new people getting into it and finding something they like. I even found new term for the obsessed haters....I call them Rippacarps. There's a term called carping, but these ones specifically do it only for the Rippaverse.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Thanks for bumping the thread to respond to a post from 2 months ago with more of your Eric July dickriding. Everyone in the Vito thread desperately needed to know your pet name for the imaginary legion of Rippaverse haters you see hiding behind every blade of grass.

 

[AltisticRight]

Where's your fucking picture book you fat paedophile retard?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Where's your fucking picture book you fat paedophile retard?

Look, you just don't understand the complexities of making a comic book. He has to draw it, and that shit is literally impossible. July cheated this process by tracing tables.

 

[Harm]

There could be easy, slam dunk content put together about all the failed deadlines of Superkiller. If content creators weren't such bitch made cucks afraid to criticize a grifting pedophile, the script would write itself. Even in the past year, here's what was claimed about the release of Superkiller on the campaign page:

July 3rd, 2024: Promises a full digital black & white copy of the book by the end of the month. No deadline for the actual release; already 6 months past original estimated delivery date.

July 31st, 2024: Book is fully inked except 3 pages; first pass on coloring/lettering finished. Digital version is released and is half the promised length.

September 11th, 2024: Implies about half the comic is inked, lettered, and colored.

November 6th, 2024: All that remains is colors and lettering, both of which are about halfway completed. Book should be printed by the "end of the month."

December 19th, 2024: Aiming to start shipping in Q1, 2025. Lettering will be done in "two weeks" and 40/68 pages are fully completed.

April 8th, 2025: Declares the "finish line" is ahead and only needs "last minute tweaks" to "colors and lettering" after a printing test. Backers will get a digital copy in "early May."

May 23rd, 2025: Printing test was a failure, this somehow delays the digital release indefinitely. No new deadline; releasing "in the next few weeks."

Notice the major discrepancies across multiple months. Certain tasks will be "about halfway done," then two months later be in just about the same exact spot. He's also admitted on BPITU, but slyly omitted from the project page itself, that he's had to replace multiple people due to them either working too slowly or producing garbage.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

There could be easy, slam dunk content put together about all the failed deadlines of Superkiller. If content creators such bitch made cucks afraid to criticize a grifting pedophile, the script would write itself.

TL;DR Vito is a fat piece of pedophile shit that is so incompetent and depraved, no one including content creators will be interested in learning about him or his shitty unfinished comic outside of the Sektur and the Farms.

If a skilled content creator with sufficient charisma, talent, and effort manages to polish the Vito the Pedo/Super Killer into a viable story, they might attract decent views. I suppose it's possible to bring something new to the Forefront that becomes popular. However, I still believe ultimately the return on investment wouldn't be worth it.

Ultimately I think most content creators function somewhat similarly to the paparazzi. The paparazzi usually target people that are very famous or infamous already. There's already a hungry inbuilt audience waiting to devour their salacious stories of affairs and impropriety. Vito most likely doesn't even register on drama channel's radars.