Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AnOminous]

I knew he was in his 30s but I assumed nearer to 40. That is a fucking rough 33 if true. Now imagine what 29 more years will do to him.

He looks about as bad as Melton who is 50.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He looks about as bad as Melton who is 50.

Well, that's a relief I guess. Otherwise I'd swear the online pedophile phenotype included looking 30 years older than you should be.

 

[Harm]

With no new updates to the Superkiller fundraiser in months, the intrepid backers have started openly dunking on CringleJingle by promoting their own indie comic projects on his dilapidated campaign page.



It is not, in fact, a good comic.



However, credit where it is due, as it does exist and there is no evidence that its creator is a pedophile who was witnessed beating a woman, allegedly.

I'm not really sure that Vito actually "does" anything anymore besides scalping garbage and striving for attention on Twitter all day. He stopped making sloptent for his secondary channel, which had doubled as his Patreon content. Instead, his zero effort output is now main channel fodder; he has "launched a new series" called the Cornboys, where he poorly rips off RedLetterMedia's "Re:View" conversational video format for new releases. The first and only installment was received exceptionally poorly and tanked in views.

All he really does now is embarrass himself on Twitter, try to sell you manchild garbage at a markup, and has a Skype chat with Dax once a week.

 

[MisterCH 86]

With no new updates to the Superkiller fundraiser in months, the intrepid backers have started openly dunking on CringleJingle by promoting their own indie comic projects on his dilapidated campaign page.

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It is not, in fact, a good comic.

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However, credit where it is due, as it does exist and there is no evidence that its creator is a pedophile who was witnessed beating a woman, allegedly.

I'm not really sure that Vito actually "does" anything anymore besides scalping garbage and striving for attention on Twitter all day. He stopped making sloptent for his secondary channel, which had doubled as his Patreon content. Instead, his zero effort output is now main channel fodder; he has "launched a new series" called the Cornboys, where he poorly rips off RedLetterMedia's "Re:View" conversational video format for new releases. The first and only installment was received exceptionally poorly and tanked in views.

All he really does now is embarrass himself on Twitter, try to sell you manchild garbage at a markup, and has a Skype chat with Dax once a week.

Wow...... well this comic just shows that there is something for everyone out there. At least it exists....it looks like shit, but at least it exists.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I'm not really sure that Vito actually "does" anything anymore besides scalping garbage and striving for attention on Twitter all day. He stopped making sloptent for his secondary channel, which had doubled as his Patreon content. Instead, his zero effort output is now main channel fodder; he has "launched a new series" called the Cornboys, where he poorly rips off RedLetterMedia's "Re:View" conversational video format for new releases. The first and only installment was received exceptionally poorly and tanked in views.

All he really does now is embarrass himself on Twitter, try to sell you manchild garbage at a markup, and has a Skype chat with Dax once a week.

Why perform anything that requires a semblance of effort when you can just do nothing and still earn the same amount of income?

At this point he is just a lackey of Juju's. That job only entails sitting on your ass all day doing drugs, committing sexual deviancy and harassing Eric July when Juju demands it.

 

[Harm]

Fat fuck finally found something to do... bitching about Yellowflash! The cope is palpable. He can't fathom why Yellowflash would invest money into his talent so that the comic could come out in a timely manner instead of hoarding $100k while falling several years behind the initial release window. One commenter raised a highly cogent point:



Yellowflash's pre-orders were only open for 3 months, whereas CringleJingle's campaign ran for over a year. Golden Patriot is also slated to release on-time in this quarter, while there's no indication that Superkiller will release this year, let alone before Golden Patriot.



But he did show me by releasing a zero effort Youtube video on his secondary channel, which also tanked in views. Damn, egg on my face! At least he has that over Yellowflash!



Oh, YF's still pulling over 1,000x as many views per hour just on his latest video.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat fuck finally found something to do... bitching about Yellowflash! The cope is palpable.

Wtf is wrong with being a man and actually sharing the profits with the person who brought your project to term? A 50/50 split between the writer and artist is entirely equitable, especially if they both agree on it. Vito's "just steal everyone's money and buy cheese pizza with it" strategy is what's despicable.

 

[MisterCH 86]

Wtf is wrong with being a man and actually sharing the profits with the person who brought your project to term? A 50/50 split between the writer and artist is entirely equitable, especially if they both agree on it. Vito's "just steal everyone's money and buy cheese pizza with it" strategy is what's despicable.

I'll never understand why they try so hard to make on time comics look bad. They spend more time crying about how much money they make and how much the other people get than they do talking about anything that people want to hear. Gossip and Drama is ALL they do.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Give me fucking strength.


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[Oliver Onions]

Wtf is wrong with being a man and actually sharing the profits with the person who brought your project to term?

You're looking at it from the wrong angle. If the plan was to break into the indie comics scene then yeah, this makes sense. If the plan was to scam a bunch of rubes out of $100k and never deliver on any of your promises, then Vedo handled it like a master conman.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I'll never understand why they try so hard to make on time comics look bad.

Because theirs are so fucking cartoonishly late at this point their only choice is to make it look like the people who did them on time are also somehow bad.

 

[MisterCH 86]

Because theirs are so fucking cartoonishly late at this point their only choice is to make it look like the people who did them on time are also somehow bad.

Honestly, I'm surprised we have idiots that actually believe people who say that. I'm still hoping they're only pretending to think that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Honestly, I'm surprised we have idiots that actually believe people who say that. I'm still hoping they're only pretending to think that.

These are the same people who believe Vedo when he says he was only 'testing the boundaries of comedy' by saying he's sexually attracted to kids. They'll swallow anything as long as it's their e-daddy saying it.

Like look at this dumb motherfucker:

Vedo got $100k+ to not deliver the comic he was funding therefore the project wasn't mishandled? That only makes sense if the intention was always to scam backers, in which case yeah: Vedo handled this like a pro conman.

 

[MisterCH 86]

These are the same people who believe Vedo when he says he was only 'testing the boundaries of comedy' by saying he's sexually attracted to kids. They'll swallow anything as long as it's their e-daddy saying it.

Like look at this dumb motherfucker:
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Vedo got $100k+ to not deliver the comic he was funding therefore the project wasn't mishandled? That only makes sense if the intention was always to scam backers, in which case yeah: Vedo handled this like a pro conman.

I'm surprised stupidity like this even exists. He even flat out admitted he's never going to deliver it, and they STILL defend him....

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"Hey guys, I know it took me 2 fucking years to give you a shitty comic better used as toilet paper, but I promise that the next issue will be just as good if not better. Give me $200k now, and I'll get that second issue in your hands by 2035"

I know I shouldn't judge how people spend their money because it's theirs to misspend however they like, but anyone that donated to him and is defending him should be brought out back behind a shed and put down.

 

[MisterCH 86]

"Hey guys, I know it took me 2 fucking years to give you a shitty comic better used as toilet paper, but I promise that the next issue will be just as good if not better. Give me $200k now, and I'll get that second issue in your hands by 2035"

I know I shouldn't judge how people spend their money because it's theirs to misspend however they like, but anyone that donated to him and is defending him should be brought out back behind a shed and put down.

I agree. I'm not one to say what people should or shouldn't spend their money on, but to be SO STUPID to spend their money on someone who so obviously conned them out of it as well as the products they failed to deliver.....I WISH I was making this up.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I know I shouldn't judge how people spend their money because it's theirs to misspend however they like, but anyone that donated to him and is defending him should be brought out back behind a shed and put down.

If it's any consolation, if they hadn't given it to Vedo they'd probably have given it to Juju instead, or some other Andrew Tate-lite grifter. It was never going to be spent on anything of value.