Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I cannot wait for this thread to leave PG. It’s perfectly written and I can only imagine the meltdown this fat, subhuman pedo fuck is going to have on Twitter now that this has all been discovered.

It’s a good year to be a Kiwi Farmer.

 

[JamusActimus]

Surprised you guys did not find the obituary yet.

Grandpa

https://www.tributearchive.com/obituaries/22262527/dr-vito-l-gesualdi

https://www.hullfuneralservice.com/obituary/DrVito-Gesualdi

https://archive.ph/O9E43

https://archive.ph/wip/fhOHx

His grandpa is named Vito. I assume that's where his nickname comes from.
I kinda feel bad for calling him Vito the pedo since his Dr.Vito L Gesualdi seemed to be a great guy. He was obstetrician, he worked with pregnant women. His name being synonymous with pedophilia is really disgraceful.

Vito was the proud father of David Gesualdi, Gail Furniss, and John Gesualdi. He was also the proud grandfather in order of age: Christopher Gesualdi, Richard Furniss, Marisa Gesualdi, Elizabeth Furniss-O’Connor, Benjamin Furniss, Samuel Furniss, Daisy Gesualdi, Andrew Gesualdi, and Daniel Gesualdi and was the great grandfather to Eleanor O’Connor.

Dad

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/gazettenet/name/john-gesualdi-obituary?id=8753466

https://archive.ph/wip/aWVn2

With a heavy heart that we announce that John Gesualdi of Amherst, Ma. has left us to be with his holy father. He was the husband of Nancy and father to Christopher, Marisa, Andrew and Daniel. John was the son of Vito Gesualdi and Viola Marchisio. Beloved brother to David and Gail. He will be greatly missed by his numerous nieces and nephews and an abundance of friends, colleagues, employees as well as lorene Boucher.

John was a graduate of Bethel High School and Johnson & Wales University. He was also a prominent Domino's PizzaFranchisee for over 30 years.

John will always be remembered for his quick wit, kind hearted spirit and BIGGER than life personality.

Calling hours will be Friday, January 17, 2020 from 1pm-3pmat Wrisley's Funeral Home located at 90 Sugarloaf Street, South Deerfield, Ma. A Catholic Service to follow at same Location.

Donations can be made at the funeral home to the Autism Society in lieu of flowers.

Lol this is comedy

tweet

Notice the date and domino shirt.

Loose ends
Can't find much about his brothers Daniel Gesualdi and Andrew Gesualdi. They should be dead or a bridge should be burned since he said he has only his mom and sister left.

He said his entire family betrayed his father by stealing every dollar from his children. Wonder if this has to do with his domino franchises since his dad's franchise is closed

https://archive.ph/wip/tyeLW

Vito, when your dad said you should learn the art of cheese pizza that's not what he meant.

 

[Harm]

Uhhh…. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND?

(In replies to a tweet about Vito buying Belle Delphines bath water and smoking it)
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Vito is a fucking woman abuser? Am I reading this right?

Oh my fucking God, he mentioned an Abby a few times while I was scanning over his old blog posts. When I re-archive those today, I'll keep an eye out for her name popping up again. That's so vile.

But it is still so funny to me that he would start calling himself Vito instead of Christopher or Chris.

He bitches in one of his very old blog posts that a fine chef named Christopher Gesualdi was stealing his search engine results, so that was probably one of many motivators. Vito should be his legal middle name judging from some of his posts, but I'm not completely certain.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Jesus Christ you guys found some fucking funny shit. I regret being against this for so long.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Dick, a week ago: I bet the thread of Vito is going to be so lame, we're just making jokes and they're gonna take a bunch of screenshots and compile them together as some kind of "proof"
Fast forward to today, we have him posting art from "pedo doijins", NSFW shotacon drawings and allegations of domestic abuse.
Reminder that Vito was so desperate for years to have a thread like this made because of how much of an attention whore he is, and yet within one week people have found all this.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Once again kiwifarms exposes another pedophile.

Using nothing more than a squirrel, some string, and the fact that he's an avowed pedophile.

 

[Londo]

Using nothing more than a squirrel, some string, and the fact that he's an avowed pedophile.

Now he can't deflect or make up excuses. Fuck that fat greasy fuck.

 

[Harm]

Maybe when he said "I got this picture of a girl in this really weird pedo doujin I found" he means the "Royal I" or the "Royal Pedo." Christopher has had some very innovative uses of the "Royal We," so perhaps this is actually a language virtuoso being completely misconstrued.

EDIT: BROOO this clip is from the most recent the Biggest Problem in the Universe. Listen to what he calls them at 35 seconds.

IT ALL COMES FULL CIRCLE

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Uhhh…. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND?

(In replies to a tweet about Vito buying Belle Delphines bath water and smoking it)
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Vito is a fucking woman abuser? Am I reading this right?

Vito Gate is happening!

Who could have seen this coming?

 

[Neil]

Some additional possible info on Vito's arrest

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Edit:

More evidence that Vito is Christoper Gesualdi

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I guess Null was actually wrong after all. Vito isn't just a pedophile, he's a violent, physically abusive, lolicon/shotacon drawing porn-addicted pedophile.

 

[Captain Manning]

All you need to know is this:


I hate the Internet.

I would have accepted he's fucked just by the inclusion of the "Chii" and "Chobits," but the lolicon tag is basically a rotating beacon on top of his head.

The only people I know who like Chobits are female cosplayers and loli connoisseurs.

For those of you fortunate enough to not be weebs, particularly in the early 2000s, this is Chii:



She's an android (which I'm sure Vito would be very quick to point out). Her on/off switch is in her vagina. I'm not joking.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Dick, a week ago: I bet the thread of Vito is going to be so lame, we're just making jokes and they're gonna take a bunch of screenshots and compile them together as some kind of "proof"
Fast forward to today, we have him posting art from "pedo doinins", NSFW shotacon drawings and allegations of domestic abuse.
Reminder that Vito was so desperate for years to have a thread like that made because of how much of an attention whore he is, and yet within one week people have found all this.

Time and time again, cows do not heed the warning to not invite people to try to dig something up about them. That is a wildcard that never comes up in your favor.

 

[Harm]

Pardon my spiritual sperging, but it feels like divine odds that not only was his Angelfire website archived because he temporarily linked it to a homepage he only mentions once on LiveJournal, but the only image in his art gallery that was preserved years later is the "pedo doujin" lolicon fanart. Karma truly comes heavy.

 

[Tepes Thot]

I knew he was a weasel-y fuck with stuff to hide when he was squirming and lying on Sitch and Adam. I agree that people don’t joke about being pedos. It’s like they need you to know what they’re harboring deep down.

Side-note: Sitch was running A LOT of interference for him on his second appearance, to the point that he got into a slap fight with Adam who was grilling Vito. Sitch gives me red flags (he did the exact same thing with Mr. Girl), and I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a thread one day.

 

[Neil]

I would have accepted he's fucked just by the inclusion of the "Chii" and "Chobits," but the lolicon tag is basically a rotating beacon on top of his head.

The only people I know who like Chobits are female cosplayers and loli connoisseurs.

For those of you fortunate enough to not be weebs, particularly in the early 2000s, this is Chii:

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She's an android (which I'm sure Vito would be very quick to point out). Her on/off switch is in her vagina. I'm not joking.

And also, Cardcaptor Sakura is an anime made for little girls in elementary school, and Sakura, the protagonist, is a 10 year old girl.

If this is the kind of shit he jerks off to, no wonder he went to bat for Cuties so hard.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Just a reminder that you guys need to keep the thread factual without pouring your emotions in your posts. It's important.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I am so wrong about this thread.

 

[frap]

Wow. What a ride and the thread isn't even 10 pages yet. Great work on the incredible digging, farmers.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Sitch was running A LOT of interference for him on his second appearance, to the point that he got into a slap fight with Adam who was grilling Vito. Sitch gives me red flags (he did the exact same thing with Mr. Girl), and I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a thread one day.

Sitch sometimes annoys me, but to be fair they try and run a discussion show, not a "gotcha" stream appealing to the lowest common denominator. While I totally agreed with Adam's stance towards Mr. Girl, it did not fit in with the ethos they try and manifest. In that type of situation, Sitch has to come in as a countervailing force so it's not just a 2v1 beatdown (even if that's what we, here, really want). I don't like that they take Vito seriously in any capacity, but that's kind of their whole thing so I just watched until I got so annoyed by Vito's corpulence that I had to turn off the stream.

But on topic: Vito is fat and greasy and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Just a reminder that you guys need to keep the thread factual without pouring your emotions in your posts. It's important.

To go further on this, what this means is filling this thread with just “omg he should die in *insert horrific way here*” or “omg he should kill himself” doesn’t help.