Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
Are Vito's family members aware of the sick shit he says? I know there is a video where he's on the phone with his dad does he know he defends and claims to be a non offending pedophile?
Would be a real shame if people started telling his real life friends, family, and acquaintances about his innocent pedo "jokes".
 
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Schizophrenic-created art is an entire genre that's intriguing on its own. It's a type of art that combines unsettling, bizarreness and chaos. Many like it.
Especially paranoid schizophrenics are often obsessive about detail so a schizo with actual talent can be really good. There's often a focus on something like eyes.

Something better than Vito's "art" that is also about his "art."
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Retarded pedophile Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi again confirms that he is a retarded pedophile with a brand new combination of words.
Why is this pedophile so retarded?
 
Would be a real shame if people started telling his real life friends, family, and acquaintances about his innocent pedo "jokes".
Even if Vito had people that cared about him ( you can tell he doesn't), he seems like the pedo version of a vegan. If you broke down what he tweets about, talks on his various youtube appearances, etc... I guarantee pedophile/age of consent is his most talked about subject. Which begs the question, Why does vito, if he's not a pedophile have strong opnions, that he constantly mentions? How often do normal people talk about/give there opinion about aoc? Does anyone actually believe that Vito would care about issues that don't directly apply to him? For example the only times he's demonstrated giveing a shit about freedom of speech is when it's his own.

Vito even if you weren't a pedophile, people wouldn't like you. You have literally no redeeming qualities. none. As people have mentioned ITT, the air you breath would be better spent anywhere else.

Also don't pozload my negholep/tip the cow. Vito will step on the rakes he has placed down himself.
 
According to Wordsense.eu, "cruck" could mean a sturdy bit of timber with a curve or it could be the act of making someone lame, disabled. My money is it is some mangled engrish. Either way, Vito is still a pedo.
Vito is a left coast taconigger, not a European. Given the context I have to surmise that in spicbonics, “cruck” means “I can’t get hard to developed secondary sex characteristics”
 
Why does vito, if he's not a pedophile have strong opnions, that he constantly mentions?
Or possibly more important, why did he just explicitly say "I'm going to fuck your kids?" Because he did that too.

After looking at the OP, there is no reason whatsoever to believe this sick freak is anything other than a complete and utter pedo. He has spent years openly and obviously admitting to it.

This is not a meme, not a joke, this dude has repeatedly, for years, professed his pedophilia. He is a pedo. He wants to fuck kids. He has said this over and over again, for years. Anyone defending Vito is ignoring years of obvious reality.
 
What was it someone once said?
"If someone tells me they're a pedophile I'm going to take them at their word. I don't care if they say it was a joke afterwards, because no sane person jokes about that."

A real troll would either do that shit anonymously, under a pseudonym, or using a fake identity. No troll is going to go that far and attach their name to it.

Remember Amos Yee? Lot of people said he was trolling and trying to be edgy and shocking too. And a lot of us said "Nobody is going to risk potentially getting themselves labeled as a pedo for a fucking joke."
Turns out we were right, he absolutely was a pedo.
 
Remember Amos Yee? Lot of people said he was trolling and trying to be edgy and shocking too. And a lot of us said "Nobody is going to risk potentially getting themselves labeled as a pedo for a fucking joke."
Turns out we were right, he absolutely was a pedo.
If someone claims to be a mixed martial artist champion, they're probably lying, but if they claim to be a pedophile, believe them.
 
Vito, you can try "explain" the 'crucked' drawing away all you like, but you're sure not going to successfully explain either it or this one:
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Just a reminder to my lovely fellow Kiwis, Vito was 20 when he made this "joke".
Seethe harder Christopher.
 
Would be a real shame if people started telling his real life friends, family, and acquaintances about his innocent pedo "jokes".
to be completely honest, I think Vito the Pedo is proudly claiming he supports his pedophilistic views because all of his friends are even to weird sex degenerate shit. I mean look at Rekieta: Balldo, Dax: pegged while wearing a cowsuit, EVS: receives goatses, sucks cocks behind pizza parlors, weird sex pest at comic conventions.

I dunno about his family, but I will not be surprised if they support his pedo ass too
 
Fuck it, I already have it fully archived. I have no words for this one.

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This has stopped being fun.
WARNING! VITO IS DESTROYING THIS EVIDENCE

In essence, Vito changed the name on the Flickr account which he used to creep on CGI renders of obviously underage girls. It is now "Cringle Jingle" because the "Adjective Noun" format of "Obtuse Gnome" was such a winner in the past. To keep this short and prove this is his account: All Flickr accounts are assigned a unique ID number and both the VitoGesualdi2 account which is proven to be his and this Cringle Jingle account have the same unique ID.

If you're reading this because you heard there's evidence Vito is a creepy pedophile who demonstrably has arousals towards minors and Vito swears that Flickr account isn't his, here's how you can prove it to yourself!

This archive shows that the VitoGesualdi2 account existed, it shows it was following the pedobait "dazzling15" account, and it shows the unique account ID in the URL assigned to the VitoGesualdi2 account. It shows the exact URL which I archived. Now, if you copy and paste that SAME URL, it now appears like this:

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Despite being literally the same exact URL! Crazy how that works, right Kiwis?

What's the alternative explanation, Vito? The archives don't lie. The accounts were both made in May 2013 and both have the same images uploaded and the dazzling15 account wasn't made until 2020, these archives were made in 2023. Why did the name of the account change for the first time in a decade, but only after it was discovered to have your name and your photos taken in your home with your cell phone and was creeping on little girls?

Who can say? Kiwi Farms probably fabricated the evidence 10 years in the making and then scrubbed it clean after it was archived in the thread. That makes sense.
 
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