Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

I'm vaguely aware, too, that Pedo and JuJu make fun of Eric for saying the same thing and talking about "monetising the haters".
Since you are reading this Christopher, you're not getting more famous because people are giving you exposure, you're getting more famous by being the sidekick to Dax and living off the 50/50 split of Biggest Problem Patreon money. No one's discovering you from drama and buying your comic...because there isn't one!

 

[Bepis]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

I hope he makes enough millions to become an enticing target for the outrage mob in the leadup to the next election. I wish Vito just enough success that he'll be sacrificed on the metaphorical altar of political clout.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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[Citation needed]

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I'm vaguely aware, too, that Pedo and JuJu make fun of Eric for saying the same thing and talking about "monetising the haters"

This would be because one of July’s “monetize your haters” clips is of Vito. It became obvious to Eric that Vito was just trying to advertise his own stuff, and Eric mutes his voice while he’s doing so and uploaded the video without saying who the speaker was. Turned out that it was Vito.

That one video clowning on Vito and denying him any ability to leech off Eric’s audience, to the point you wouldn’t know it was Vito unless told you, is probably 75% responsible for the Dax and Vito’s one-sided feud.

 

[AnOminous]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

Lmao this fat pedo thinks he's rich? He lives in a Barbie mansion like Diddler Dax? What a joke.

 

[sillybillyguy]

Anybody who thinks Vito is funny or chill is a borderline retard

 

[AnOminous]

Anybody who thinks Vito is funny or chill is a borderline retard

I don't think it's borderline. I think it's totally over the line into full retard territory. Into you need to be in a group home territory.

 

[sillybillyguy]

I don't think it's borderline. I think it's totally over the line into full retard territory. Into you need to be in a group home territory.

I don't want to give them that benefit. They are fully aware he's a pedophile, they're just really stupid.

 

[BikeLock]

Just to rule out the potential that new accounts were being assigned IDs at random (let's say, for inactive accounts having their IDs harvested and reused for some bizarre reason), I signed up for a new account.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/200130288@N06/

200130288@N06

Then I turned around and immediately signed up for another one.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/200132710@N06/

200132710@N06

I wanted to correlate the increasing ID value with newer accounts.

Compare to Vito's ID:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/95602143@N04/

95602143@N04
for an account made in 2013 and

https://www.flickr.com/people/189697392@N05/

189697392@N05
for an account made in 2020.

I noticed this:
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Hm, I wonder if we'll see that username resurface.

Anyway, if you're trying to hide your identity, you forgot some shit, Chris.
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I'm sure it's some other fat little weirdo obsessed with Jap shit that lives in LA who owns this account. Sure, buddy.

I bet that faggot has all of those prominently displayed behind him in full camera view for any one of his dumb ass videos. The rare games may as well be a fingerprint, lmao.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

What content?
Where's your comic, fat nonce?
Q2 of 2024 is just months ahead. Wanna bet he delays it again, or it sucks?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

I don't know what stage of cope this is but it's definitely one of them. So is lying about being rich, that's a really popular one.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Your brain is broken if any sum of money is worth the reputation of "obese pedophile, but also chill and funny." Considering all his money goes towards long-term forms of suicide such as eating himself to death, I hope he eats a million dollars worth of tacos every time someone points out he's a pedophile.

Anyone who looks at your Twitter engagement knows that’s a lie, Vito. You can’t even afford to buy the bots to fake-like your posts.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

hey vito, do that one really funny joke where you talk about having sex with children. trust me, it's super funny that'll get a laugh out of everyone (Archive)

 

[Fleetwood]

I mentioned in the Dick thread I have a Superkiller early draft script from back in 2022. Here's the source: Vito was on this screenwriter's show with Preston Poulter, known to the forum from fighting with Comicsgate, posting here and getting banned from the thread, then people finding old porn of him getting pegged, and then starting a bunch of lawsuits. Also on the panel is John Lamont who was in the lawsuit where 3 individuals DA Talks, Vikkiverse and Ethan Van Sciver were sued for alleging Lamont and Poulter were pedos or child pornographers for their SUS book Demonatrix.

https://youtu.be/lPcin4wFHtU?t=1687

As Vito reads an excerpt the URL to his google drive is visible and anyone could type out that address so a pdf was made of the content.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Opk5qjw9z2h5O9zDaasjg-_q37fq55DaiDj-YchGhhs/edit
The link now prompts you to ask permission to see it but it was open back then. Ask Vito!
Let him know what was your favorite part!

Also for a more recent update Vito appeared on The Geek Getaway to obsess over Eric July and get in low level Comicsgate slum drama and fights with some of the Comicsgate retards about a separate convicted child rapist Vic King / Robert Kincaid who was exposed. Vito and Dicks comments about it in the Biggest Problem clip being spread around which was on Kino Casino caused a lot of reactions. With Comicsgate and Ethan Van Sciver increasing their involvement with Dick and Vito all the drama has become the same, with the Eric July obsession etc.. it's becoming difficult to even hate watch but if anyone wants to give it a go he's on from around 40:00 to 2:09:00.

https://youtu.be/39xzsPwlZ2c?t=2439

 

[Harm]

I have a Superkiller early draft script from back in 2022

Holy shit. This is incredible to have this script when the comic isn't coming out for another 3 years. I'm already dying of laughter on the characters page:



"Meteorman" is literally "Superman, but with an M." Everyone's age is a perfect multiple of 5; you can't make this shit up.

Edit: Going to put things that stick out to me on my first reading under a spoiler, will edit as I go through this.

Spoiler: Archive

By the third panel, Vito is telling the artist to make up core plot details. He also misspells "aesthetic" as "ascetic."




What the fuck is this dialogue?



He has Shutterstock style images representing key characters. The female sidekick is represented like this:



Beck asks what we're all thinking:



Subtle racism and "anime sweat bulb" is not a real thing according to Google:




Every single page ends with a "zoinks, Scoob!" energy.



Took 5 pages before sexual abuse of minors is specifically alluded towards:



This is like 10% of a joke stretched past its limits:



$80k writing:



We've had "literally Superman," now meet "literally Batman":



Kill yourself:



I don't watch anime so I have no idea how recognizable this one may be; also, note the last line:



"Moody young indie rocker":





He sure loves his "anime sweat":



The jokes write themselves:



When I said every page ends like this, I meant every page:



There's a painfully unfunny bit about how the protagonist's mask doesn't come off:





Instantly followed by an even worse bit about not bringing a money bag to a bank robbery:



Shoehorned gun control moralizing:



More sweat:



Amazingly poor writing:



Brutally anticlimactic character introduction, and I wasn't kidding when I said every page ends like this:



You're getting all these sweat drops:



I'm genuinely at a loss at how bad this is:






"Literally Superman" is gay and it becomes a joke about sexually grooming minors because you get what you come for with Vito:






Leading into an Epstein Island child sex trafficking joke, also note he uses the term "boylove" (a term used by actual pedophile communities):



Pathetic:



$80k:



This comic taking forever to come out is suddenly making a lot more sense:



Protagonist goes from "I couldn't possibly care less whether you live or die!" to "we must break all protocols to save her now!" because her dying reminded him of Kratos' wife dying in God of War or something.





This is how he ends the big page where the protagonist commits to making Beck his sidekick so that she can be saved:



This character is based on Vito's IRL female friend who is dead:



The comic ends with Beck laying naked as a crowd beats up Superkiller.

Finished. That was spectacularly horrible.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

"Meteorman" is literally "Superman, but with an M."

Also, Meteorman already exists, so I assume they are going to change that. Right?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

She is a bit of a nerd, the kind of girl to throw on a gaming headset and play some League of Legend rather than hit the mall / club. But despite her tomboyish attitude, she is an understated beauty, with dark lashes, full lips and cascading brown hair

so fucking gay

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

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so fucking gay

PANEL 5
One shot of Sam. He puts his fingers to his head like a gun, rolls his
eyes back in his skull and sticks out his tongue.
SAM:
Bang.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I mentioned in the Dick thread I have a Superkiller early draft script from back in 2022. Here's the source: Vito was on this screenwriter's show with Preston Poulter, known to the forum from fighting with Comicsgate, posting here and getting banned from the thread, then people finding old porn of him getting pegged, and then starting a bunch of lawsuits. Also on the panel is John Lamont who was in the lawsuit where 3 individuals DA Talks, Vikkiverse and Ethan Van Sciver were sued for alleging Lamont and Poulter were pedos or child pornographers for their SUS book Demonatrix.

https://youtu.be/lPcin4wFHtU?t=1687

As Vito reads an excerpt the URL to his google drive is visible and anyone could type out that address so a pdf was made of the content.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Opk5qjw9z2h5O9zDaasjg-_q37fq55DaiDj-YchGhhs/edit
The link now prompts you to ask permission to see it but it was open back then. Ask Vito!
Let him know what was your favorite part!

Also for a more recent update Vito appeared on The Geek Getaway to obsess over Eric July and get in low level Comicsgate slum drama and fights with some of the Comicsgate retards about a separate convicted child rapist Vic King / Robert Kincaid who was exposed. Vito and Dicks comments about it in the Biggest Problem clip being spread around which was on Kino Casino caused a lot of reactions. With Comicsgate and Ethan Van Sciver increasing their involvement with Dick and Vito all the drama has become the same, with the Eric July obsession etc.. it's becoming difficult to even hate watch but if anyone wants to give it a go he's on from around 40:00 to 2:09:00.

https://youtu.be/39xzsPwlZ2c?t=2439

Lmfao this looks like SHIT.