Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.2%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 254 95.8%

  • Total voters
    265
The Pedo cries in pain as he lashes out at you.

Disgusting creep hypocrite.
He's probably just seething that Jersh said if Vedo got sentenced to death by the state, he'd gladly act lawfully as an agent of the state to carry out the duties requested of him by President Biden, and put an end to this fucker.
 
Ralph going to bat for Vito and Juju is about as pathetic as him when he defended Spic Fuente's camp. Ralph is the epitome of a lolcow, seeing as he's gone from stepping into one Mexican's rake for another's.
Dax isn't even a real Mexican, he just plays one on TV. Diddler dax is 200% Semitic.
 
Dax isn't even a real Mexican, he just plays one on TV. Diddler dax is 200% Semitic.
Well he loves sucking off Jews in the hopes that a Jewish producer in Hollywood will hear his pitch. That song where Juju just berates Mel Gibson and sucks off the Jews was perhaps the most embarrassing, cringe inducing, and pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life. How any fan of Juju can claim that Juju is based after that is delusional.
 
Well he loves sucking off Jews in the hopes that a Jewish producer in Hollywood will hear his pitch. That song where Juju just berates Mel Gibson and sucks off the Jews was perhaps the most embarrassing, cringe inducing, and pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life. How any fan of Juju can claim that Juju is based after that is delusional.
I'd rather watch The Passion of the Christ and Apocalypto again, sequentially, for 24 hours straight than ever watch a single episode of The Biggest Pedo in the Universe or whatever they're calling it now.
 
Paradoxically, there’s too much effort into this thing to be intentionally bad. Unfortunately, there’s no point in applying standards to Vito, because he’s a hack comedian, and hack comedians have mastered the art of moving the goalposts of you not getting the joke. You just don’t get it. It was supposed to be bad. It was about sending a message. You got bamboozled! it was a parody of the Rippaverse! You really think I would try and make a serious comic book, nerds? I want my audience to abandon me, or I’d sell out! Airplane peanuts! Hahahaha! Ackackackack!

He has and probably will do this routine forever, because it’s easier to pretend to be a genius playing mind games than it is to actually entertain people.

If he meant to make a shit comic, then even if people pay for it or he delivers it on time, he still made a shit comic.
 
So for those that don’t follow the Dax/Vito/EVS attack on Eric July, a big thing they were trying to push fairly recently is that July never does anything to help other creators and is just a big greedy stingy bully, ect ect.

Eric announced this just a couple days ago.
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Essentially, he’s made a part of his company dedicated to helping other creators get their stuff hosted, published and shipped out. Which, if you know anything about what happened when Eric originally used PayPal when he first started selling ISOM, makes a lot of sense.

Anyway, I look forward to seeing how Vito and crew try to twist this into being an evil bad thing.
 
Unfortunately, there’s no point in applying standards to Vito, because he’s a hack comedian, and hack comedians have mastered the art of moving the goalposts of you not getting the joke.
HA HA HA HA ACK ACK ACK I FUCK KIDS. I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR KIDS! YOU CAN'T STOP ME BECAUSE I'M RAPING YOUR KIDS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

[gunshots]

[bleeding out]
Wait don't you get humor or something?
 
The Vaedophile and his owner Juju will just cope about it.

Eric July does something good: it's because of our "criticism".
Eric July does something silly: it's on him.
Eric July does something: ACK ACK ACK cope seethe dilate

There is no reason with paedophiles and their defenders, other than a round of bullets.
 
I love how Vito and Juju and his circle of retards show up to an obscure CG Slum Lords show to be (one of the guys) in the chat

Darkgrift trying to be cordial says vito hates us,
Vito replies I love you
Wiggle replies oh know what does that mean? am i going to be graped?
Dark grift replies don't worry your to old for vito
Juju says you are funny

and they both have fucked off.
 
I love how Vito and Juju and his circle of retards show up to an obscure CG Slum Lords show to be (one of the guys) in the chat

Darkgrift trying to be cordial says vito hates us,
Vito replies I love you
Wiggle replies oh know what does that mean? am i going to be graped?
Dark grift replies don't worry your to old for vito
Juju says you are funny

and they both have fucked off.
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vito and Juju cope
 
So for those that don’t follow the Dax/Vito/EVS attack on Eric July, a big thing they were trying to push fairly recently is that July never does anything to help other creators and is just a big greedy stingy bully, ect ect.

Eric announced this just a couple days ago.
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Essentially, he’s made a part of his company dedicated to helping other creators get their stuff hosted, published and shipped out. Which, if you know anything about what happened when Eric originally used PayPal when he first started selling ISOM, makes a lot of sense.

Anyway, I look forward to seeing how Vito and crew try to twist this into being an evil bad thing.
ACK ACK ACK Rippa is copying my Newproject2 grift, he'll dox his paypigs, Shawn.
 
That Vedo is so ready to go to the “It’s Bad on Purpose” cope just shows how unfit he is as a replacement for Maddox as a co-host and husband to Dax.

Maddox would never tell you something he created was meant to suck. Maddox legit believes all he does is brilliant. Us haters and trolls are just morons. Maddox would work on a single comic for 5 years if needed. Maddox probably still believes he only lost his podcast business because Dax ruined his reputation, Maddox still to this day probably thinks only he knows what cuck means.

Comic Sperging - My favorite legit bad on purpose comic is The Unfunnies by Mark Millar which premise wise is Hannah Barbera meets South Park without any charm or actual humor. It is an awful shit read and it’s only interesting because the plot twist is well executed. Not to fully spoil it but it’s actually similar to Sonichu.
 
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