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Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
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Right, but part of me wishes he were.
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I heard Ralph bring this up but it's been awhile since I recall Null covering it, I thought it was on a past MATI. Wasn't it created as form of containment if I remember correctly?
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Boom, solid proof that Josh is a broke dick pedophile. Nows your chance to sue him Vito, tell that judge it's illegal for a pedophile to call another pedophile a pedophile.
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It is of my personal belief that Vedo is a paedophile but the OP itself never made any conclusions.
It was a board created by someone else (16chan) and Josh made it text only. Anyone can create boards. This fat worthless pillpig who jacked it to Soph and lusted after Kyle Rittenhouse's 16-year-old sister while getting Warski to show him Instagram lewds of children was making shit up in his own Alprazolam-infused pig brain. He also defended Ali Akbar the AF paedophile, called his 15-year-old (boy) victim a slut and had Dylan Volk (131
attend his events. At the age of 36, he also abducted a just-eighteen troubled teenager and inseminated her, then distributed revenge pornography of her. He started dating Nora (just 1 in his late 20s. It's all about projection.
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It is a bad idea for him and he will not do it becuse it will draw attention to the pedo evidence. He's actually smart enough to ignore all the pedo talk on YouTube, his most successful platform. Most people only know him from the heckin star wars videos and will drop him once his tweets become mainstream.
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As others as said, he’s just trying to get a reaction out of Josh so he can drama farm off the idea for a few months.
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I just want to point out that not only is Vito fat, he still hasn’t delivered his comic books while Eric July is planning on doing more. Lazier than a nigger Vito is.
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It's still bizarre to me that in May 2023 Vito launched crowdfunding and claimed the script was completely finished, 50% of it was storyboarded, and 25% of the pages were fully inked. Can you really say anything in an IndieGoGo campaign? Even if you combine all the publicly published samples/teasers/completed pages, there's like 8 pages.
We're less than a month from Q2 and Vito still does the whole "I have to get LETTERISTS, and then I have to find COLORISTS, and then I need to find the SHIPPER..." as if every tiny step in the process is a gargantuan undertaking. It's supposed to be 65 pages, so there's easily 50 pages left.
We're less than 4 weeks away from Q2. It's also a bad sign that the first delay was 6 weeks and now this second delay is closer to 6 months, and he'll STILL miss it.
We're less than a month from Q2 and Vito still does the whole "I have to get LETTERISTS, and then I have to find COLORISTS, and then I need to find the SHIPPER..." as if every tiny step in the process is a gargantuan undertaking. It's supposed to be 65 pages, so there's easily 50 pages left.
We're less than 4 weeks away from Q2. It's also a bad sign that the first delay was 6 weeks and now this second delay is closer to 6 months, and he'll STILL miss it.
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I watched the vito/ralph crossover and it is all ridiculous whining but Vito does basically say he would support Mr. Girl even if he was a pedo because he supported him when his dad died. Exact phrasing was something about how he'd still be friends with him even if he killed women and children.
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They're literally the same logo:
In his shit-stained mind, he has some special gift that allows him to intuitively look at a logo and see all these flaws no one else can see. He fancies himself to be an unsung graphic design expert, yet he has to ask randos on Twitter for advice. He did this before with the gradients in his thumbnails. The funniest part is when his followers give shitty advice and he takes it:
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The direction of the gradient guides how eyes scan over the thumbnail. If the gradient is up & down, then their eyes are being directed down and towards the next video's thumbnail, which will almost always be someone else's video. Left-to-right gradients break the pattern of scrolling down endlessly looking for the next video. It can direct their eyeline towards the rest of the thumbnail. They don't teach this in community college journalism courses, apparently!
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Those thumbnails suck. I can imagine Vito like those Redditors at Chaz who were too busy being focused on making flag designs while drugged out homeless people ran off with the food and a SoundCloud rapper became a warlord. I’m sure there’s a right way to do thumbnails but the real issue is the content of the show. Plus please God Vito don’t show your face on it, creeps people out. At least with Dax I know there’s going to be a helpful Mexican day laborer going to work on the biggest problem.
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Ah, Vito is now asking randos for advice on how he should run his logos and business and titles...
The DSP circle is now complete...
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To be fair, he is using a completely different font. The issue is he doesn't understand why use a bolder font. Free advice Vito:They're literally the same logo:
You use bolder fonts to emphasize something and break up the mundanity of the text. For standard web articles, you can legitimately get away with just scanning through and randomly bolding anything that could be slightly important. For logos though, you're generally not emphasizing anything, you're just branding it for recognition. The goal is to associate your content with a unique display of your name that you can effectively plaster as a header/footer everywhere you appear.
If you really want to emphasize something, you would stylize it as "The Biggest Problem in the Universe", exclusively bolding the part you want extra focus on.
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Didn't he "create" card game graphics?
Also, please take a look:
Notice how the words are warped in the middle, as if pushing against the measuring tape. The words are BIG. If you wanted to emphasize the Biggest, why not have the edges of the box in the background be warped, bent, buckling? Having the words break the box is the most obvious design change, but what do I know, im just a nigger on KF.
Tell us more about how little we know, Christopher. Tell us more how if any of us had women or jobs, we'd one day be as smart as you.
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My question is how hard is it really to ship a comic? I get you want to protect it, so it's going to be in something better than a paper envelope, but all that should be factored into the cost. I guess warehouse space, maybe?