Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Vito if you are reading this, then here's a list of your greatest qualities:

• Fat
• Ugly
• A pedophile
• A failure
• A liar
• A retard
• Unfunny
• An anime enjoyer
• Dax's stooge
• A shitty artist
• Etc.

It's gets so boring insulting Vito, he really is the lowest hanging fruit imaginable. I can see why Dick keeps his dumbass around.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I wish he was more interesting to riff on but no, he is just a lackey with a comic book that has the same release date as Yandere Simulator.

I'm pretty sure his dumb pedophile comment is the only reason why anyone ever looked in his direction.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

I love the Vito Comedy Cycle

 

[Oliver Onions]

One thing I have learned in my time on the internet is that whenever someone says they love something that exclusively makes fun of them they are definitely not Mad Online™.

Finish your book, fatty.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Now that we know he reads it and he probably reads it obsessively, I now wonder if he's ever pulled an Ethan Ralph and seethed at his thread while driving.

 

[AnOminous]

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Name some things you fat fucking diddler. Let's start with you being a pedophile.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

My question is how hard is it really to ship a comic? I get you want to protect it, so it's going to be in something better than a paper envelope, but all that should be factored into the cost. I guess warehouse space, maybe?

You’re thinking WAY too far ahead than Vito on this already. We’ll be lucky the comic is finished by the years end let alone shipped.

 

[DickMain]

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It was really hilarious when somebody named not-Vito totally logged into the real Vito's twitter account that one time to proclaim he's a pedo. Oh, wait, you're telling me that it's an ongoing pattern of very blatant behavior, and that it wasn't this not-Vito character but has been the real Vito the whole time? Crazy. Neck yourself, faggot.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Every second Vito reads this thread is a second he's not spending working on his comic. I for one encourage him to waste more time.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Vito, just share the OP of the thread with all of your followers. It shows all the archived lies and fiction we tell every day.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Finally, a commonality with Vito, I also read his thread. Hopefully this is the only common point ever, or I'll have to paint my ceiling red.

 

[Berrakh]

It’s not really that Vito is stupid or embarrassing or a perfectly mockable stereotype of an internet microcelebrity, it’s that his “friend” Dax thinks so too and uses Vito as his podcast gimp.

 

[Peep Plops]

Hi Vito, just a reminder: you're a fat pedophile who should kill himself. Also please point to these "lies" you claim we spread about you, I'm waiting with baited breath you degenerate sack of offal.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

From the comicsgate thread.

Seems like it’s just me going after RIPPAVERSE because it sucks and Eric can’t take criticism.

care to explain why this page isn’t going after him? On time books?

who are the pedos (aside from Vito) and the revenge pornographer?

Even EVS thinks your a pedo Vito.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

From the comicsgate thread.



Even EVS thinks your a pedo Vito.

…god, that’s fucking pathetic.

 

[Fleetwood]

https://archive.ph/Ehtas

It's not just a joke one time. This woman is one of the Eric July haters that streams with Frog Tony, Vito and EVS. She got doxed on the Comicsgate thread. The poster found her pre-Comicsgate online identity was wholly based on some shipping fan fic stuff called SessRin involving a Dog-Demon and a young child allegedly. So if you all see dogs in the chat or dog fucker jokes that is what it's about.
More info here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138/post-17912927

https://archive.is/dleYG

When Eric specifies "allegedly" that makes it not massive defamation. Random trailer park mom into sus weeb shit is not going to sue Eric July for shit anyway.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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https://archive.ph/Ehtas

It's not just a joke one time. This woman is one of the Eric July haters that streams with Frog Tony, Vito and EVS. She got doxed on the Comicsgate thread. The poster found her pre-Comicsgate online identity was wholly based on some shipping fan fic stuff called SessRin involving a Dog-Demon and a young child allegedly. So if you all see dogs in the chat or dog fucker jokes that is what it's about.
More info here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/comicsgate.38138/post-17912927

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https://archive.is/dleYG

When Eric specifies "allegedly" that makes it not massive defamation. Random trailer park mom into sus weeb shit is not going to sue Eric July for shit anyway.

Will she also hire the non-practicing lawyer, Vito?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hey Vito I just want you to know I was saying those mean things because Null bribed me with stickers. Had I never gotten the dopamine hits of updoots I still would have said then but gone even harder because then I wouldn’t get MATI stickers which would’ve restrained my posting and now that we’re free of those I’d just like to say…. Well actually no matter what I say won’t compare to the cruelty and pain as waking up as Vito.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Vito, I mean this sincerely. Your hate boner for Eric, and protection of weirdos is fucking pathetic, and also, this take, in particular, is retarded.

I mean this whole heartedly, not to be mean or anything, but seriously, it's retarded. You look retarded saying this. You look fat, retarded, and I wouldn't be surprised if you got off looking at those pictures, considering it involved mostly underaged depictions.

Also, finish your book.

 

[mfalkner]

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List of things we've "made up":