Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
    283
According to Vito stating that putting your kids in danger through drug and alcohol abuse as well as dangerous driving makes you a piece of shit.

Vito would love for kids to be neglected because it makes it easier for people like him to befriend the family and molest the children.

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According to Vito stating that putting your kids in danger through drug and alcohol abuse as well as dangerous driving makes you a piece of shit.

Vito would love for kids to be neglected because it makes it easier for people like him to befriend the family and molest the children.

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Hey, I can speak from personal experience here: DRUG ADDICT PARENTS FUCKING LIE. Do not trust a goddamn word out of their mouth, they will say anything so they can go back to their regularly schedule high.

Fuck Ethan, fuck Dax, fuck Vito, fuck Nick.
 
According to Vito stating that putting your kids in danger through drug and alcohol abuse as well as dangerous driving makes you a piece of shit.

Vito would love for kids to be neglected because it makes it easier for people like him to befriend the family and molest the children.

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Vito needs to stay at least 20,000 feet away from any school!
 
Dax is a doughy, balding, wannabe Gallagher; say what you will about Gallagher's schtick and having to use props for his comedy, at least he got shows.
He also sued his own brother, was a faggot, and died.
The only time Vito should be within 1,000 feet of a school is if he's buried 6 feet beneath it.
What is wrong with Vaedo's brain that he thinks anything he says will erase the fact that he wants to rape children? That is all he will be remembered for when someone finally caves in his skull with a tire iron.
 
Vito seems unusually angry about getting called out like this. Usually he’d act above it or pretend he’s joking, but he’s been fully pissed off baby mode all day.
Good, I'd rather see him pissed off than the "Oh??? Did I upset you???" Vedo. This means Jeremy pressed a button on this fuck. Hope he does it again.
 
Vito seems unusually angry about getting called out like this. Usually he’d act above it or pretend he’s joking, but he’s been fully pissed off baby mode all day.
Because he's provably known about all this for awhile and knows he's complicit. He knew before anyone else that April and Aaron were going to get divorced and hinted at it in a tweet for fleeting Twitter asspats. His hot take at that point was "women be crazy, yo!"

He hates women and hates men who have one in their life, and will destroy them for succeeding where he's failed.
 
Saying that, wasn’t he arrested for hitting a women?
Glad that you asked! There's a beloved private school teacher (very credible credentials) and pillar of her community named Abbygale Mertes who independently claimed years ago on Twitter that she witnessed Christopher Gesualdi not only beat his "girlfriend" (unknown if this was the transexual dominatrix for whom he did some web design), but other members of their friend group too.

It's ironic that the only mention online of Vito ever having a girlfriend was a teacher claiming that she witnessed Vito beating her so mercilessly and viciously that law enforcement had to intervene and save her.
 
Glad that you asked! There's a beloved private school teacher (very credible credentials) and pillar of her community named Abbygale Mertes who independently claimed years ago on Twitter that she witnessed Christopher Gesualdi not only beat his "girlfriend" (unknown if this was the transexual dominatrix for whom he did some web design), but other members of their friend group too.

It's ironic that the only mention online of Vito ever having a girlfriend was a teacher claiming that she witnessed Vito beating her so mercilessly and viciously that law enforcement had to intervene and save her.
Too bad we don't have a Diddy style video to prove it. It's hard to picture beanbags like Vito being physical in any way, shape or form. (Then again, I try not to bare my eyes and ears to his face and voice.)
 
Glad that you asked! There's a beloved private school teacher (very credible credentials) and pillar of her community named Abbygale Mertes who independently claimed years ago on Twitter that she witnessed Christopher Gesualdi not only beat his "girlfriend" (unknown if this was the transexual dominatrix for whom he did some web design), but other members of their friend group too.

It's ironic that the only mention online of Vito ever having a girlfriend was a teacher claiming that she witnessed Vito beating her so mercilessly and viciously that law enforcement had to intervene and save her.
Cue the clip of Vito and dick claiming that event was made up by Josh desperate to get dicks attention
 
Glad that you asked! There's a beloved private school teacher (very credible credentials) and pillar of her community named Abbygale Mertes who independently claimed years ago on Twitter that she witnessed Christopher Gesualdi not only beat his "girlfriend" (unknown if this was the transexual dominatrix for whom he did some web design), but other members of their friend group too.

It's ironic that the only mention online of Vito ever having a girlfriend was a teacher claiming that she witnessed Vito beating her so mercilessly and viciously that law enforcement had to intervene and save her.
Who would have thought a pedophile attacking a women. Color me shocked that Vito who is a self admitted non offending pedophile would attack a women

If he can attack a women. I can only imagine what he would do to a child.

Anyway the pot calling the kettle black.
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Who would have thought a pedophile attacking a women. Color me shocked that Vito who is a self admitted non offending pedophile would attack a women

If he can attack a women. I can only imagine what he would do to a child.

Anyway the pot calling the kettle black.
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Ah yes, not knowing much about drugs is the aberrant behavior here. Careful Vito, people might think you're a drug addict on top of a pedophile.
 
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