JanJan’s latest video, I am laughing so hard I am crying actual tears. I haven’t googled to see if there is another page that comments on JanJan since lolcow rolled up the carpet so I won’t assume she’s referring to this thread, especially since who the fuck remembers that she had mrsa? Like, go ahead and make that video trying to clap back to the haters JanJan, but it might make a little more sense if you referred to all the actual fuckery we’ve been discussing. Also 10/10 maximum hilarity that she disabled the comments on her video. Call the morgue, I am fucking DEAD.
I cannot deal with how much life this video is giving me today. I am down with replacing train wreck Jaq with train wreck JanJan, it is WAY more satisfying to watch JanJan spin out of control since she is barely intelligible 99^ of the time. I think one of the reasons that Jaq’s shitshow is so appealing is because of how articulate Jaq actually is. JanJan can’t spit out a complete thought without someone else having to interpret, and when no one else is there it’s just incoherent nonsense. Also, give it up for her trotting out the “You only see 15 minutes of our day” line in the description of her video. Um, you do realize that you’re the one choosing what to show, right? If you are unhappy with being judged on what you put out there, maybe you ought to give more thought to what you’re putting out there. If your videos aren’t an accurate portrayal of your life and people are coming to the wrong conclusions, who’s fault is that exactly? The spoonie fandom has clearly warped JanJan’s mind beyond its starting point for her to say “people” are crazy to say she’s copying Jaq by getting an unnecessary port or giving herself an identical diagnosis of her chronic illnesses. You not only have magically acquired the same rare illnesses as Jaq but YOU ARE USING HER DOCTORS THAT SHE HAS FACILITATED YOU TO MEET. How else should any sane person interpret that?
I have not watched a whole lot of JanJan’s videos so I am uninformed on the backstory behind JanJan’s POTS diagnosis but in the videos that I have watched, she has yet to show any symptoms of POTS. I’ve never heard her refer to or talk about heart rates, blood pressure, fainting, anything. Jaq is certifiably insane but she at least has made a concerted effort to build a storyline that references symptoms of POTS even if she magically never has those symptoms while the camera is on. The narrative for JanJan’s port that she’s presented so far doesn’t even ONCE address how or what symptoms this port is supposed to mitigate. She’s had Paul sit there for 10 minutes expounding on how this port will help JanJan’s dehydration and the “muh veins, such awful, so hide-and-go-seek” and the word POTS doesn’t pass his lips once. Um how many infusions have you had through your port now JanJan? Clearly a critical situation that you needed this invasive treatment for amirite?
Truly one of the most hilarious moments of the nature video comes at the end where she actually says that this video has made her so exhausted (sitting on the floor, not moving except for her shit-eating grin) and she needs to go rest now. You right JanJan, you right.
I love that she also repeatedly says how funny she thinks the criticism of her is and that she reads these boards. Girl, yes! I am glad you also appreciate how incredibly hilarious this whole thing is. I don’t ever for one minute worry that people are holding JanJan up and idolizing her. Anyone who watches more than 10 minutes of her videos understands how incredibly ludicrous she is. No one is idolizing you girl, don’t worry. We are all Michael Jackson with popcorn watching you rapidly devolve into a bed bound potato. Shove another cotton ball in your ear sweetie, the criticism of you is not going away any time soon.
