Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

[OstREEEch]

New JanJan. She's been sick, but especially sick lately! So sick her family has noticed....

 

[PurplePeopleEater]

I watched Jaq's vlog today and found it really weird that she mentioned something that I've talked about before - heat intolerance. I mentioned about a week or so ago on this thread that she was at Disney World out in the heat and she gave an explanation today. She's definitely reading this thread...

 

[TexasTexas]

Jaq is sitting in a wheelchair and she still can't finish the aquarium tour for her husband. Jud must have a sick girl fetish because he's to young to be dealing with all this shit.

 

[BiomedicalBEC]

Who in the hell eats a popsicle while filming themselves? Judd kinda looked impressed that she could practically deepthroat it.

 

[PurplePeopleEater]

Who in the hell eats a popsicle while filming themselves? Judd kinda looked impressed that she could practically deepthroat it.

And, seriously, who doesn't know that sugar creates a sticky mess? I was rolling my eyes at that one. I was thinking, "Is she really this stupid or is she trying to look cute?"

Jaq is sitting in a wheelchair and she still can't finish the aquarium tour for her husband. Jud must have a sick girl fetish because he's to young to be dealing with all this shit.

Nah, it's just her super special toob that had to be changed. Eye roll, please!

 

[BiomedicalBEC]

And, seriously, who doesn't know that sugar creates a sticky mess? I was rolling my eyes at that one. I was thinking, "Is she really this stupid or is she trying to look cute?"

Sometimes I really think she's trying a little too hard to come across as autistic. It's like have you never eaten something with sugar in it in your life?! Some women think it's cute to play dumb, but it's really not, it's 2018, not 19-whatever when we had absolutely no value other than popping out kids.

 

[4Macie]

Sometimes I really think she's trying a little too hard to come across as autistic. It's like have you never eaten something with sugar in it in your life?! Some women think it's cute to play dumb, but it's really not, it's 2018, not 19-whatever when we had absolutely no value other than popping out kids.

I don't doubt that she could be autistic....but at the same time I agree with you. She tries too hard.
Every time Judd uses some metaphor she pretends not to get it... "Two birds, one stone" he says as they go to one store and manage to get groceries and some item he needed. And she's like "what? what birds?" and he was like "It's a metaphor" and she's like "oh. Yeah guys, my autism makes metaphors hard".

Other times he's said, "Early bird gets the worm" and "It was the last straw. The one that broke the camel's back" and she's like "what? why would you want a worm?" and "omg straw can break a camel's back???"

There's NO WAY she hasn't heard these phrases before. It's AJ's typical "say it, not show it" technique.

 

[Munchkin]

Damn, that roux-en-y fucked her abdomen up. Along with her half-closed stoma, it’s like half raw pink scar tissue right now.

It’s really sad if you think about it. She used to be in great shape, and now she’s hacking away at herself like some weird art project.

 

[Sister_snark]

Haven’t watched either JanJan or WhackyJaquie in the last few days but a few things I found interesting/telling/hilarious:

At the end of one of JanJan’s recent vlogs while Jaq is in town, JanJan is wrapping up the vlog but she has the camera aimed at just her. Jaq, who is in bed behind her LOUDLY orders Jan to “PUT ME IN THE VLOG.” Of course JanJan immediately turns the camera so Jaq is in frame and can see herself in the flip up screen.

Which leads me to something JanJan does all the time that drives me batshit almost as much as her “but” or “so” compulsion: JanJan stares at herself in the flip-up screen THE ENTIRE TIME she is talking to the camera. She cannot look straight into the lens for more than 2 straight seconds. Jaq and Judd have gotten very good at looking at the lens or are able to aim the camera so that it’s not as obvious that they’re constantly checking their framing. JanJan is so fucking blatant about it that you can instantly tell that SHE IS STARING AT HERSELF THE ENTIRE TIME.

Not only is Jan awful at vlogging, but with her pathological run-on sentences where she uses “but” or “so” like a period, her inability to NOT SMILE as she talks about sick she is (just google “duping delight”), and how her *insert condition here* is not doing too good, I’m convinced the only people who are watching JanJan’s vlogs are Jaq stans and hate watchers. How is she THIS BAD at munching, vlogging, faking, and lying after all this time on YouTube?? Is JanJan THAT stupid? She observes Jaq doing all of this and this is the best she’s got?

Judd’s bro-date with the Paul: quite possibly the only time he has ever seemed to be genuinely excited about something and actually enjoying himself in over a year’s worth of vlogs. Jaq can’t handle him having fun and reminds viewers AND Judd that he forgot the idiotic sign off.

Also, who the fuck told JanJan that her unbelievably grating sign off was brilliant and that she should brand herself like that? She sounds like a malfunctioning animatronic. Make it stop.

 

[TexasTexas]

I have a theory that Jan is making herself sick, all the tests prove their is nothing wrong and they've already told her that. I won't say what it is so nobody gets any ideas but there is something a lot of Hispanic people know about that when taken causes diahrea and weight loss. With this diahrea you lose mass amounts of nutrients and can become severely dehydrated unlike with any other dietary supplement. I took this myself to try to drop a few pounds and within the first week I was feeling very ill and went to the ER and my potassium was very low my vitamins as well. She has to know about this because she's Hispanic and her mom speaks it fluently. I wouldn't doubt she would take this to continue to have this diahrea and there is no way a doctor would know unless she tells them. I have a hunch and I think I'm right.

 

[PurplePeopleEater]

I have a theory that Jan is making herself sick, all the tests prove their is nothing wrong and they've already told her that. I won't say what it is so nobody gets any ideas but there is something a lot of Hispanic people know about that when taken causes diahrea and weight loss. With this diahrea you lose mass amounts of nutrients and can become severely dehydrated unlike with any other dietary supplement. I took this myself to try to drop a few pounds and within the first week I was feeling very ill and went to the ER and my potassium was very low my vitamins as well. She has to know about this because she's Hispanic and her mom speaks it fluently. I wouldn't doubt she would take this to continue to have this diahrea and there is no way a doctor would know unless she tells them. I have a hunch and I think I'm right.

Oh, man! Why would anyone purposely do this to themselves?!? I did some internet research and I was horrified to find what I think you might be talking about. That truly is sickening...

 

[OstREEEch]

Oh, man! Why would anyone purposely do this to themselves?‽ I did some internet research and I was horrified to find what I think you might be talking about. That truly is sickening...

People do some heinous shit for “free” money.

 

[TexasTexas]

Oh, man! Why would anyone purposely do this to themselves?‽ I did some internet research and I was horrified to find what I think you might be talking about. That truly is sickening...

I only took it because somebody told me it wasn't so bad and I had about 8 pounds to drop big mistake! In her latest video she talks about how her doctors are saying there isn't much they can do for her anymore and how she knows she'll end up back in the hospital with a fucking smile. Of course she does because she will probably take it until she feels sick.

 

[popodoo]

I only took it because somebody told me it wasn't so bad and I had about 8 pounds to drop big mistake! In her latest video she talks about how her doctors are saying there isn't much they can do for her anymore and how she knows she'll end up back in the hospital with a fucking smile. Of course she does because she will probably take it until she feels sick.

I am usually over on reddit but since this hasn't been brought up there I decided to chime in here.

I think its very possible she is doing something to herself to lose weight/make her sick. Though I am not exactly sure what you are talking about. Do you think she might be taking an over the counter laxative or were you referring to something illegal? If it's the second one I am not sure if she had the guts to do so..

 

[Notallthere]

Today JanJan claimed to be in 'A little bit of agony...'! How can you be in a little bit of agony? Does she not know the meaning of the word.

Also her mums driving is really pissing me off. She's going to kill someone soon.

 

[TexasTexas]

I am usually over on reddit but since this hasn't been brought up there I decided to chime in here.

I think its very possible she is doing something to herself to lose weight/make her sick. Though I am not exactly sure what you are talking about. Do you think she might be taking an over the counter laxative or were you referring to something illegal? If it's the second one I am not sure if she had the guts to do so..

Could I have a link to the Reddit page, if it's allowed.

It's not promoted as a laxative but that' exactly what it does only a lot worse. Laxatives may make you go, but this makes you go but you lose nutrients as you go, much more than with your average laxative. You can't find it in stores and you usually buy it online from Latin American countries. That being said I am not sure if it's legal here definitely not FDA regulated.

 

[4Macie]

Could I have a link to the Reddit page, if it's allowed.

It's not promoted as a laxative but that' exactly what it does only a lot worse. Laxatives may make you go, but this makes you go but you lose nutrients as you go, much more than with your average laxative. You can't find it in stores and you usually buy it online from Latin American countries. That being said I am not sure if it's legal here definitely not FDA regulated.

It’s not necessarily illegal... but it’s not FDA approved, as you said, so it’s not sold in America.

And the US Government was apparently trying to prevent this “supplement” as early as 2015. No clue if it’s officially illegal yet but I also know that munchies are willing to do illegal things to get their fix.

A substance that makes you vomit/shit so much you lose pounds a day plus has the benefit of making you have the nutritional balance of a child in those sad ‘pennies a day’ commercials seems like a munchie field day.

And as it was said, doctors are going to see you as mal-nutritioned. They aren’t going to know the why unless you tell them. And no munchie is gonna say “I took a pill from Mexico” because the obvious answer is “stop doing that and you’ll get better”.

 

[PurplePeopleEater]

It’s not necessarily illegal... but it’s not FDA approved, as you said, so it’s not sold in America.

And the US Government was apparently trying to prevent this “supplement” as early as 2015. No clue if it’s officially illegal yet but I also know that munchies are willing to do illegal things to get their fix.

A substance that makes you vomit/shit so much you lose pounds a day plus has the benefit of making you have the nutritional balance of a child in those sad ‘pennies a day’ commercials seems like a munchie field day.

And as it was said, doctors are going to see you as mal-nutritioned. They aren’t going to know the why unless you tell them. And no munchie is gonna say “I took a pill from Mexico” because the obvious answer is “stop doing that and you’ll get better”.

It seems awfully dangerous to do all this for attention. Someone would have to be a real sicko to do this to themselves. If she's taking it often, hypokalemia (low potassium) and other nutrient deficiencies can cause serious heart trouble. No wonder her heart rate was out of whack at the hospital. Severe hypokalemia can result in cardiac arrest.

 

[BiomedicalBEC]

So AJ got her MMJ approval and has to be added to the system or whatever. Looks like it won't be long until our Munchie Queen has the muchies!

 

[TexasTexas]

It seems awfully dangerous to do all this for attention. Someone would have to be a real sicko to do this to themselves. If she's taking it often, hypokalemia (low potassium) and other nutrient deficiencies can cause serious heart trouble. No wonder her heart rate was out of whack at the hospital. Severe hypokalemia can result in cardiac arrest.

My heart rate laying down was in the 130s, it's all tinfoil but the more I think of that week and watching her hospitalization videos I am more convinced.