But she doesn't want an NG tube, it's not special enough for her. Jaq's story about her doctors "never allow their patients to put in their own NG tubes", is bullshit. Children can insert their own NG tubes, if need be. Adult patients certainly can and are allowed to. She's lying.
Why does JanJan have a service dog again? Other than Jaq had one so she had to have one from the same fucking bloodline. Like what is the “medical” need? What disability mitigating tasks does he do for her?
And is it just me or does JanJan REALLY not like Orion? I don’t think I’ve seen a singl vlog where she doesn’t make at least one really bitchy comment about him, or how dirty/disgusting he is. It’s not just JanJan’s personality or how she treats her pets because that oversized rat/chihuahua thing they have JanJan legitamitely fawns over.
I watched the “why does Paul handle Orion” vlog the other day and they might as well just say that Orion is Paul’s service dog, he does about as much for Paul as he does for JanJan and Paul actually seems to not hate the dog.
So, according to today's vlog, Jaq's new allergist says she does NOT have angioedema - just MCAD with anaphylaxis. Kind of surprising that she seemed to accept the subtraction of this diagnosis but it makes sense. Also, what is with these flowy shorts she keeps wearing? Today's were a cute pattern but FAR too big on her and made her look like she was wearing a diaper underneath. I get the idea that she doesn't want to have anything on her stomach that may pinch because it's uncomfortable-- but it would probably look much better if she sized down 1 or 2 sizes. SPD/autism can also cause issues with textures/fabrics.
Why does JanJan have a service dog again? Other than Jaq had one so she had to have one from the same fucking bloodline. Like what is the “medical” need? What disability mitigating tasks does he do for her?
And is it just me or does JanJan REALLY not like Orion? I don’t think I’ve seen a singl vlog where she doesn’t make at least one really bitchy comment about him, or how dirty/disgusting he is. It’s not just JanJan’s personality or how she treats her pets because that oversized rat/chihuahua thing they have JanJan legitimately fawns over.
I watched the “why does Paul handle Orion” vlog the other day and they might as well just say that Orion is Paul’s service dog, he does about as much for Paul as he does for JanJan and Paul actually seems to not hate the dog.
I seriously don't think Janiece is that sick. I honestly think she is attention-seeking and likes the attention Jaq gets so she copies her on pretty much everything. I agree that Orion as a service dog is not necessary. From earlier vlogs, all he seems to do is retrieve her pulse ox or inhaler and, if I recall correctly, can wake her from narcolepsy attacks. There was a vlog where Jaq, Jan, and their friend Rachel went to a mall in Orlando and Orion would nudge her when she yawns. She doesn't need him as a mobility aid or reaction alert dog so I'm not sure why she has him.
Also, what is with these flowy shorts she keeps wearing? Today's were a cute pattern but FAR too big on her and made her look like she was wearing a diaper underneath. I get the idea that she doesn't want to have anything on her stomach that may pinch because it's uncomfortable (:powerlevel::powerlevel:I have the same problem due to Celiac disease:powerlevel::powerlevel but it would probably look much better if she sized down 1 or 2 sizes. SPD/autism can also cause issues with textures/fabrics.
I think the shorts are her new toddler clothes. I think WhackJaq read the comments about her t shirt and legging toddler clothes and thought this was more grown up somehow?
Isn’t it amazing that this “new” PCP of hers was so easily able to convince Jaq to accept local drs? She’s spent the last 18 months forcing everyone to chauffeur her to all these appointments and procedures at least an hour away but one appointment with this new Dr Quack and amazingly enough all of the sudden these previously subpar doctors are perfectly capable of managing all her soooooper complex health issues.
Double points for the fact that not only is their care acceptable but she doesn’t immediately take issue with them saying “uh no, you don’t actually have x illness.”
I live for JanJan melting down about being challenged on her port care. But here’s the best part, anyone who has watched five minutes of JanJan knows that she can’t even WASH HER OWN HAIR by herself because she is soooo sick, but she’s really going to sit there and tell everyone that she has mastered her port care routine allll by herself? Keeping in mind that she thinks she’s proficient enough at the process to convince a nurse she can do it all by herself but still hasn’t filmed it for the vlog, because remember she doesn’t want to show everyone in case she screws up... And what a great friend Jaq is to be there to support her emotionally, and isn’t it great that JanJan wants to be completely independent with this procedure so Paul definitely doesn’t need to learn how to do it...
It’s almost like there is someone else who is extremely practiced and familiar with port care that is around JanJan all the time, on such a regular basis that Jan would never have to rely on a home health visit, or an infusion center visit, or wait for Paul to be home from his “new job”... Someone who JanJan trusts with any and all of JanJan’s true health conditions that she would never have to worry about exposing her....
I mean, it’s totally crazy to think that JanJan was planning on having her “JaqJaq” access and de-access her port. It’s not like JanJan is planning to go on a trip where she won’t have access to a nurse in order to be able to do her infusions...
A gold star for anyone who remembers one of them (I think JanJan taking about Jaq) saying how great it will be that they can use EACH OTHER’S port supplies. And definitely don’t ask why is it that this home nurse from the same company that supposedly did her very first port access is now for some reason using a port kit that JanJan is completely unfamiliar with. I mean yeah it TOTALLY makes sense that somehow JanJan has in hand some different kitthan what her insurance has approved for her to use.
I mean, it would be absolutely batshit insane for Jaq to be doing this procedure on/for JanJan. Or for Jaq to be hooking Jan’s infusions up for her so they can lay in bed for day after day with then running the same infusions on identical pumps.
I found it interesting that JanJan claims Jaq was totally outraged and upset for Jan being told that she would need to demonstrate her ability to do the port care carefully and correctly. Jaq’s own early vlogs capture Jaq transitioning from nurse assisted port care to self port care and she actually explains that she (Jaq) had to show her nurse at the time that she could access and de-access properly, following sterile protocol. We KNOW Jaq went through this exact process and she not once ever acted like it was a personal judgment against her. So, uh, JanJan.. this was a really stupid choice on your part. Now you look totally insane and irrational, while Jaq comes off as the supportive friend and not an equal co-conspirator in the plan for her to be your personal port nurse.
Hell, the very sad reality here is that JanJan has no way out of this plot line without getting rid of the port for some unexplained or manufactured reason. Meanwhile Jaq’s stans are devoted to their brave spoonie hero as she talks about how miserably sick she is but how committed she is to avoiding another replacement g-tube. And our girl JanJan has continued to put out these vlogs where JanJan is 1. Not violently sick, 2. Not in such extreme abdominal pain that she can’t speak, and 3. Not continuing to waste away from lack of nutrition and not needing 24hr infusions due to her not being able to drink anything.
As for Jaq, posted up in her bathroom on her special poop stool with the camera pointed at her face that she has clearly rubbed/scratched to look truly sick with this gem:
I'm not a mod, but since some of you are new, I want to touch on this.
Beauty Parlor is slightly more lax about this, but the site as a whole advises against what is called "Powerleveling"- sharing intimate personal details about yourself. The point of this rule is to keep threads from going off-topic and to protect Kiwis from getting doxed by cows or white knights.
I'm aware that this situation in particular is a little unique, however.
The problem with talking about Jaquie is that most people who caught on to her lies are people with the conditions she claims to have. When she misrepresents something you have, it's tempting to share your whole experience with it
My advice, which I would like to reiterate is a suggestion and not site policy, would be that you guys try to indicate credible knowledge on these conditions without sharing too much of your personal information or experiences.
So, according to today's vlog, Jaq's new allergist says she does NOT have angioedema - just MCAD with anaphylaxis. Kind of surprising that she seemed to accept the subtraction of this diagnosis but it makes sense. Also, what is with these flowy shorts she keeps wearing? Today's were a cute pattern but FAR too big on her and made her look like she was wearing a diaper underneath. I get the idea that she doesn't want to have anything on her stomach that may pinch because it's uncomfortable-- but it would probably look much better if she sized down 1 or 2 sizes. SPD/autism can also cause issues with textures/fabrics.
I find it ironic that she *had* to admit she does not have MCAS, she just has the disorder. Now that encompasses a whole lot, having the disorder. I don't know what she means by "true anaphylaxis", other than her angioedema diagnosis was another lie.
The flowy shorts, IMO, are a way for her to present herself as a little girl. Watching that vlog again, people were staring at her in the chair, just for the way she dresses. None of the stares are positive. Even JanJan doesn't get stares like that, but she will soon with her matching attire/vibedration backpack. Ick.
I hope my ridiculously long diatribes weren’t coming off as representing that my feels are based on personal experience or because I have some sort of knowledge, my bad if it ever sounds that way. I have no chronic illnesses, no medical knowledge, no expertise, don’t know anyone who has any chronic illness, a service dog, etc, so my bad if that wasn’t apparent (and my bad if you weren’t pointing that at me).
I’m just a really mean bitch that enjoys trash talking these people, my posts are ridiculously long in an attempt to say everything in one post rather than double posting since this thread doesn’t move very quickly. The subreddit is nauseatingly stocked with “fair and balanced” spoonies that don’t want to outright trash the fakers. I prefer this forum do my bad if it seemed like I was trying to come off as my opinions being anything other than bitchy snark.
Why does JanJan have a service dog again? Other than Jaq had one so she had to have one from the same fucking bloodline. Like what is the “medical” need? What disability mitigating tasks does he do for her?
And is it just me or does JanJan REALLY not like Orion? I don’t think I’ve seen a singl vlog where she doesn’t make at least one really bitchy comment about him, or how dirty/disgusting he is. It’s not just JanJan’s personality or how she treats her pets because that oversized rat/chihuahua thing they have JanJan legitamitely fawns over.
I watched the “why does Paul handle Orion” vlog the other day and they might as well just say that Orion is Paul’s service dog, he does about as much for Paul as he does for JanJan and Paul actually seems to not hate the dog.
Interesting that Jaq had her port all taped up nicely, appeared well rested, a particularly not toddler looking shirt, and no mask when she had to go to the DMV and look not so sick. Does someone not want her "chronic illnesses" to actually limit her in a way that's out of her control?!
She's got to pass a normal driving test 3 times in a row? Yeah, I've got no faith in her to do that. Especially since she just went from a Rav 4 to an Explorer, she's got a lot more vehicle to maneuver in the 3 point turn.
She's got to pass a normal driving test 3 times in a row? Yeah, I've got no faith in her to do that. Especially since she just went from a Rav 4 to an Explorer, she's got a lot more vehicle to maneuver in the 3 point turn.
I mean I don't know my local DMV's rules about medical clearance let alone Florida's but it makes no sense. How is three identical tests in a row going to help determine if anyone is fit to drive?! Or is it three different days?! Or is it three different kinds of tests?!
She's got to pass a normal driving test 3 times in a row? Yeah, I've got no faith in her to do that. Especially since she just went from a Rav 4 to an Explorer, she's got a lot more vehicle to maneuver in the 3 point turn.
I mean I don't know my local DMV's rules about medical clearance let alone Florida's but it makes no sense. How is three identical tests in a row going to help determine if anyone is fit to drive?! Or is it three different days?! Or is it three different kinds of tests?!
AJ commented on her video:
"STATE ID: Just answering a question a lot of y'all have asked! It is a super valid question I did not think to address in the vlog. I could get a state ID but that would invalidate my DL, so no diving. Seeing as I still have driving privileges I really do not want to do that. So I am just stuck in name limbo until this is sorted... Gotta laugh at it all!"
So I hit up a DMV friend of mine and, while it's not Florida regulations, they were a little confused. So, she's correct in that there is 'multiple tests'. There's vision, hearing, road signs, and depending on your class of license, there's a test for that too (for example, there's different road rules for Truckers). Fun fact, apparently in lots of states you can drive deaf! The more you know.
So it's one test...that has a few subjects. According to DMV Friend, this happens in a single appointment. There shouldn't be any reason to have to go in for one or two here and the other two here. She says "extended road test" and DMV Friend assumes she means "Extended Driving Test" which means that, at some point, she lost her license? This test is no different or no more difficult than a normal driving test...it just apparently takes twice as long. But still, it's not multiple tests really.
As for the medical part. The fact that it took 4 MONTHS for the review board to look it over surprised DMV Friend but was not unheard of. Knowing that AJ is a munchie made us both think maybe the review board noticed something odd? The doctor had to fill out the paperwork, but so did AJ. They both would have filled out what AJ is claiming to have. So if one of them was off...there would have been some issues.
The issue with changing her name. DMV Friend said he had no clue what she was talking about. He's never seen someone have this many claimed problems. She's either filling paper work in wrong, or not providing the state with the information they require. Apparently, getting your name changed (on your license) because of marriage is one of the easiest changes to make; although there are a few forms to fill out.
TL: DR : Munchie's fake diseases are making her life a little more difficult than she'd like. She can't change her name on her driver's license because her diseases restrict her driving abilities which requires her to take a new test to prove she's capable.
AJ commented on her video:
"STATE ID: Just answering a question a lot of y'all have asked! It is a super valid question I did not think to address in the vlog. I could get a state ID but that would invalidate my DL, so no diving. Seeing as I still have driving privileges I really do not want to do that. So I am just stuck in name limbo until this is sorted... Gotta laugh at it all!"
So I hit up a DMV friend of mine and, while it's not Florida regulations, they were a little confused. So, she's correct in that there is 'multiple tests'. There's vision, hearing, road signs, and depending on your class of license, there's a test for that too (for example, there's different road rules for Truckers). Fun fact, apparently in lots of states you can drive deaf! The more you know.
So it's one test...that has a few subjects. According to DMV Friend, this happens in a single appointment. There shouldn't be any reason to have to go in for one or two here and the other two here. She says "extended road test" and DMV Friend assumes she means "Extended Driving Test" which means that, at some point, she lost her license? This test is no different or no more difficult than a normal driving test...it just apparently takes twice as long. But still, it's not multiple tests really.
As for the medical part. The fact that it took 4 MONTHS for the review board to look it over surprised DMV Friend but was not unheard of. Knowing that AJ is a munchie made us both think maybe the review board noticed something odd? The doctor had to fill out the paperwork, but so did AJ. They both would have filled out what AJ is claiming to have. So if one of them was off...there would have been some issues.
The issue with changing her name. DMV Friend said he had no clue what she was talking about. He's never seen someone have this many claimed problems. She's either filling paper work in wrong, or not providing the state with the information they require. Apparently, getting your name changed (on your license) because of marriage is one of the easiest changes to make; although there are a few forms to fill out.
TL: DR : Munchie's fake diseases are making her life a little more difficult than she'd like. She can't change her name on her driver's license because her diseases restrict her driving abilities which requires her to take a new test to prove she's capable.
She needs to take the three tests in a row, because of her doctor's reporting her limitations to the state. I'm happy to see that all coming back on her. She has chosen to live as totally disabled, well now she must reap some of what she has sowed. Thankfully she has no control over the DMV and their rules. If I'm not mistaken, she was placed on medical restriction at least twice, no?
She needs to take the three tests in a row, because of her doctor's reporting her limitations to the state. I'm happy to see that all coming back on her. She has chosen to live as totally disabled, well now she must reap some of what she has sowed. Thankfully she has no control over the DMV and their rules. If I'm not mistaken, she was placed on medical restriction at least twice, no?
DMV Friend says that if you have certain disabilities, like epilepsy/narcolepsy/etc (anything that can make you driving incompetent) you get a driving restriction. Like people with epilepsy may be able to only drive for short distances,... but just because some epileptic people can drive, doesn't mean all can. Your doctor's report determines the restriction.
With how much shit AJ claims to have, wouldn't surprise me if she's had to have several restriction changes.
Weird question though...how often does AJ actually drive??? Usually her mom, Judd, or a "friend" drives her around to everything...
DMV Friend says that if you have certain disabilities, like epilepsy/narcolepsy/etc (anything that can make you driving incompetent) you get a driving restriction. Like people with epilepsy may be able to only drive for short distances,... but just because some epileptic people can drive, doesn't mean all can. Your doctor's report determines the restriction.
With how much shit AJ claims to have, wouldn't surprise me if she's had to have several restriction changes.
Weird question though...how often does AJ actually drive??? Usually her mom, Judd, or a "friend" drives her around to everything...
Yes, you're exactly right about her having several restriction changes. Oh heck, even if you have bad knees they (FLDMV) will ask questions and have your doctor report whether or not you're safe to drive. With her claiming to have had seizures, POTS, EDS, and now wearing AFOs, she should never be behind the wheel. And that's not including the amount of drugs she takes.
We haven't seen any of her friends driving her around lately. Have they all abandoned the sinking ship, because it seems that way with her mother driving her to appointments.
Let me get this straight: she's saying she can't get her licence changed because she'd risk being re-tested and she can't be re-tested because they might take her licence off her as she's medically unfit to drive? If that's the case, she's openly admitting that she's quite content to drive around despite being unfit to, risking the lives of other road users, in order to avoid putting herself out? What a piece of shit.
I know she's not actually ill, but she's definitely a real piece of shit.
So, after posting about the flowy shorts the other day, Jaq posted about them on Instagram confirming the reason she wears them and asking other "spoonies" where to buy more. I swear, the level of ridiculousness keeps rising. Why can't you just wear something because it's fashionable (they are in style now, apparently) and not because you are feigning illnesses?
P.S. - I love the way Harlow is looking at her like, "You are crazy..."
but it would probably look much better if she sized down 1 or 2 sizes. SPD/autism can also cause issues with textures/fabrics.
He doesn't deserve an owner who talks about him like that.
