Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

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Jaq didn't like Har's instagram account got so popular and more attention than her, so Jaq shut it down.
But even after all of this, the real star is Harlow. Photo taken this weekend.
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Har looks to be doing ok this weekend without Jaq, as does the family with an appearance from JanJan.

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It is unclear even to family how much was real and how much was attention seeking. Prior to their marriage, a member of the family suggested Jaq faked a lot of shit for attention and were unsure how long the relationship between Judd and Jaq would last.

Epilepsy is a legitimate issue she had. With epilepsy she was able to convince others to cater to her needs, manipulate others to do anything for her. Because Jaq was pro "being your own doctor", she would never suggest a narcissistic personality disorder.

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Snorkeling with epilepsy is safe if you're taking precautions by wearing a life vest. Circa 2014

Judd, find a normal relationship who isn't needy and has better attributes than being sick. Maybe she or he won't choke you up and your family emotionally.....

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I'm actually glad Judd appears to be doing well. He needs to find himself a normal, mentally sane girl who won't bleed him (and his finances) dry.
 
I'm actually glad Judd appears to be doing well. He needs to find himself a normal, mentally sane girl who won't bleed him (and his finances) dry.
I bet you she was earning more than him. I don't think she was good for him, but I don't think she was bleeding him financially. Jan on the other hand is definitely in it for the money when it comes to Paul.
 
maybe put them on eBay because other munchies would go bananas have a piece of her in there lives it could be a way of recuperating some of the medical debt that she must have built up over the years

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I cannot emphasize strongly enough how much I never want to ever come on this board and read about how much someone did or not shit at any time, for any reason, under any circumstances, to prove any point.

I take a shit everyday, don't we all. I also put my pants on one leg at a time :powerlevel:

And while we are raising questions about Judd aren't cops supposed to be trained in deception and have above average intuition. How was Judd letting Jaq pull the wool over his eyes ? I don't think memories of her former attractiveness explain it. People speculate dad had money. Was that a potential intensive ? It confuses me bc why did dad let her funeral be through that undignified place. Surely they have dignified funeral homes somewhere nearby. Surely a place like that would not be used in the case of a death of a child ? Had the money dried up.

I feel like they went the cheapest route, therefore, there was no viewing.

cops aren't military, and if your iq is too high, you can't get hired as a cop. so...
I think the family/Judd were giving her extra opiates or Benadryl IV, which worsened her condition and could have been a factor in her death, so they wanted to cremate her ASAP so that no testing could be done. as police, Judd would likely know that this was a crime.


covering all the bases, basically. one can only hope he did get life insurance on her before she claimed too many illnesses.
 
I take a shit everyday, don't we all. I also put my pants on one leg at a time :powerlevel:





cops aren't military, and if your iq is too high, you can't get hired as a cop. so...
I think the family/Judd were giving her extra opiates or Benadryl IV, which worsened her condition and could have been a factor in her death, so they wanted to cremate her ASAP so that no testing could be done. as police, Judd would likely know that this was a crime.


covering all the bases, basically. one can only hope he did get life insurance on her before she claimed too many illnesses.
Unless her parents started her on the Gerber one and kept up the premiums I can't really see her having life insurance. A condition like epilepsy will make your premiums crazy high. I don't see her having life insurance as plausible.
 
I take a shit everyday, don't we all. I also put my pants on one leg at a time :powerlevel:

cops aren't military, and if your iq is too high, you can't get hired as a cop. so...
I think the family/Judd were giving her extra opiates or Benadryl IV, which worsened her condition and could have been a factor in her death, so they wanted to cremate her ASAP so that no testing could be done. as police, Judd would likely know that this was a crime.

covering all the bases, basically. one can only hope he did get life insurance on her before she claimed too many illnesses.
Izzy’s said in her video that she texted Jaq on Thurs, Jaq texted “call Judd”, She was on dialysis at another hospital by then. Izzy last spoke to Jaq on Tues. Judd writes weird Patreon post, smiles in fam photo, gets her cheap shit cremation, bought tricked out Ford Explorer last year, now $255K home. Mom looks like a tranny, Paul looks like a tranny, her Dad caressed the knobhead of his cane last year or so in a vid that was a demon face and said something creepy as fuck, dad’s condo is easily $300K+.

So were her cremains in a plastic hot pink coffee tumbler with Mickey Mouse on it and are now in the Gulf of Mexico?

To be fair, I’m in a minority of about one who do not buy Judd’s BS. She didn’t hide her munching that well and he was in on the merch, reality shut show and the paraphenalia/artwork. Not to mention, he was staying away from her for so many overnights in Orlando for his job.

Wonder if he misses not being able to acces her fistula at a moment’s notice for benny.

(New here.)

*SHIT SHOW

Is it possible that Jaq was twisting her j tube around?

What the hell was she doing to her colon to not be able to have a bm for so long in the hospital? They don’t let you go for more than 2-3 days where I’ve been. Then they’ll do a soapy huge enema in extreme cases. Even high dose opiates and paralysis from a stroke shouldn’t cause what she have it seems. Was she sneaking things to constipate herself?

How do nurses and doctors not know what anaphylaxis is? How in the world could they have thought she was having anaphylaxis? And needed benny for it?

There’s a Youtuber who also claims that mmj cured her gastroparesis because it relaxes her vagus nerve. Is this possible?

(Apologies for my caffeinated late-night hyper-questioning and posting. Won’t happen again. IF refugee.)
 
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Hi Patreon! I got kicked off IF a while back because I mentioned that Judd did an "over-the-top gay" impersonation voice in many of Jaq's videos. It just came too easily for him. No offense to gay guys but I really sensed he was in the closet. More like he was hiding out from his family. Makes sense now that Jaq being a frigid bitch only concerned with tubes and toolz and Judd would hook up.
 
This thought entered my mind about Jaq and Jan last night before I fell asleep and I need to express it. I will be referencing Joffery and Ramsey Bolton from Game of Thrones here but I did not put any spoilers of the show in the post.

Jaquie is Joffrey. She is King of the Munchies. She is evil and controlling. She wants all the attention to be on her. She loves to feel important. She likes when she is the most special and most rare person on planet. She thrives off crowds of people and fans cheering for her. But most importantly she was being reigned in by her family. She wanted their support more than anything and couldn't be King of the Munchies without Judd's insurance and her dad's money. As well as the wholesome image that all these people believe in her and support her with love.

Jan Jan is Ramsey Bolton. She is a bastard. She wishes she could be a King. She admires people like Jaq for being good at manipulation. She cares less about the attention and instead craves power. She doesn't care if the cheers are from an angry mob or from adoring fans she just wants people to notice her. She will produce vlogs not to add awareness to chronic illness but she does it because she knows the world is watching and she can capitalize off it. She likes to leave everything on a cliff hanger or suspenseful because she knows it angers others. She enjoys others being frustrated it makes her feel POWERFUL. Her recent video where she announces she has MALS is a great example- "I'm not going to tell you what my diagnosis is instead im going to just let you watch and see if you can figure it out for yourselves."

They both are liars and manipulators. But I'll take munchie Jaq over tyrant munchie Jan any day. Jaq was crazy but at least she would explain her problems and pretend to be sick. At least she pretended to inspire others with chronic illness. Jan is just an evil, vial, little coackroach. She is reading everything we write and just creating annoying content to feel power and mock us. She laughs in our faces in the video then expects a check in the mail. She makes people with chronic illness all look bitter and angry and ENTITLED. Ugh.

I think my munchie hunter days are over now that Jaq has munched herself to death and Jan is just too gross to watch.
 
What the hell was she doing to her colon to not be able to have a bm for so long in the hospital? They don’t let you go for more than 2-3 days where I’ve been. Then they’ll do a soapy huge enema in extreme cases. Even high dose opiates and paralysis from a stroke shouldn’t cause what she have it seems. Was she sneaking things to constipate herself?

Multiple unnecessary abdominal surgeries, loads of narcotic painkillers and shit diet. Any one of those can fuck the intestines over (especially the first two). As long term a problem as this was I wouldn’t be surprised if she had little to no peristalsis and shit was calcifying in there.
 
This explains Judd's obsession with Star Wars.
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For some reason I was wondering today what Judd was going to do with all her braces like this one. They were custom molded for her so you can't donate them...
not sure about the braces but - Autoerotic Asphyxiation with her left over tubing while wearing her vogmask ?

On the way to work today I was wondering what he was going to do with her collection of "flowy shorts" and leggings. hahaha.
 
On the way to work today I was wondering what he was going to do with her collection of "flowy shorts" and leggings. hahaha.
probably their weird followers would want those too. they would want to smell the crotch of those and other garments (but in a non sexual way.)
 
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On the way to work today I was wondering what he was going to do with her collection of "flowy shorts" and leggings. hahaha.

Those at least can go to goodwill or a church donation bin. There are charities that will take things like walkers, pumps, nebs, and canes, clean and refub them, and give them to people who need it. Even her custom wheelchair could be reused for someone of similar size. The orthotics he either has to trash or keep because they were molded for her in thermoset plastic.

probably their weird followers would want those too. they would want to smell the crotch of those and other garments (but in a non sexual way.)

Might be time to take this thread out back and shoot it.
 
An open letter to Judd:
Judd, please put down the gerbil, call the family together, and make us the memorial video all of us (your extended cyber family) desperately need for closure. We need to hear from y'all how Jaq spent her last days advocating for chronic illness warriors and service dogs. We need it Judd, like the flower needs the rain you know we need it. Right now many of us feel cheated out of group-sharing the grief we collectively feel in the comment section below. We've supported y'all with asspats and Patreon dollars for years We've bought your merchandise and have fist-pumped ourselves to the point of exhaustion like good little warriors. We have come to know and love Jaq like the patient in the next hospital bed and we can't "keep moving forward" without first stopping to grieve We need your help. Won't you help us?
 
It’s weird that he didn’t record her last days alive. I sense there are going to be some fans who will check up on him to see if Jaquie is around after all. The funeral home could be shady, I mean, it’s Florida and he, Paul and Dad would know. If Jaquie has connections to get interviewed on BBC News, fool a hospital and insurance for bimonthly 2+ wks vacations for anaphylaxis and bs, get the hospital to allow her mmj due to constipation, then not allow it again and put her back on opiates, etc., etc.... I’m just saying, she could be alive in Venezuela with short red hair and a chihuahua named Pepe right now. Or she could be in England with her smarty pants cousin who was going to Oxford. These aren’t normal people. Sorry, not sorry, but they creep me the hell out. And on a serious note, Janiece looks as skinny as my grandmother did when she was dying of cancer. Is she next?

Paul does some work for his dad taking photos of cheating spouses. He did a ‘come spend the day with me’ type of solo vlog once describing his job. He also sells or is still learning to sell real estate.

Watched too many Law & Orders I think. Can I have an avatar of Mariska instead? Who chooses these avatars?
 
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