Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

[PurplePeopleEater]

Janiece has been driving me crazy lately. She seems to start every single sentence with either "but" or "so." UGH! If you're going to talk to a camera for the world to see, I would think you'd want to at least have a beginner command of the English language. Also, she looked amazingly well for someone who has been claiming to be sick for over 2 months.

Jaq miraculously recovered, too. She kept talking about her illnesses changing "day to day, hour to hour" in the newest vlogs so as to mitigate anybody questioning her about doing more than she is able to do. I caught her in a lie again - she claims in Sunday's vlog (uploaded today) that she wasn't able to eat anything when they went to the Irish restaurant but then suddenly was able to eat when Judd got ice cream from Ghiardelli. Chocolate and dairy are usually too harsh on the stomach for someone who has nausea and vomiting spells - whether it's due to gastroparesis, gastritis, or cyclic vomiting syndrome (all of which she has claimed diagnoses for).

Spoiler

If you’re vomiting consistently and you cannot keep any food down, stop eating solid foods altogether for six hours, according to Central Connecticut State University. You will need to give your stomach a rest to stop it from contracting. During this six-hour period of time, avoid eating all solid foods and foods that may irritate the stomach. Non-solid foods to avoid are foods that contain a lot of sugar, spices, fat or dairy. Keep the foods simple and eat in small quantities. Avoid eating large amounts of any food because the extension of the stomach can lead to further vomiting.

https://www.livestrong.com/article/372805-foods-to-avoid-when-vomiting/

 

[ObstinateGranny65]

IV Zofran also makes you lose your appetite, she is probably fatigued and not hungry because of the IV meds. IV benadryl can knock you out!

The combination of IV Zofran and IV Benadryl is making her a stoner. She's addicted to whatever scripts she's given from her doctors. I assume the zofran comes from the gastro, the benadryl from the allergist/immunologist. I take the disintegrating zofran tablets, she could easily do the same, but she doesn't want to.

 

[Sister_snark]

High of 84 yesterday in Orlando. I would expect it to be about 5 degrees warmer in Disney with the crowds and that’s not even the “feels like” temp. Now 84 in Orlando is definitely mild but raise your hand if you’ve ever heard Jaq’s monologues about her extreme heat intolerance for anything above low 70’s. Just sayin. At dinner she has a half empty glass of what I assume is apple juice in front of her (not to mention the two cups of rice and an ounce or so of chicken). But you know, no oral intake is possible.

Also LOL at her pushing zofran at the table at a ridiculously fast rate. That isn’t anything new of course but considering SHE edits the vlog you would think she would be a little more careful to not show herself pushing a dose of IV zofran in 10 seconds. Honestly, I’m just shocked that she didn’t also dose herself with Benadryl, I was just waiting for one of her infamous angioedema attacks but since this whole trip was for her I guess she decided she’d rather enjoy herself. I am fucking dying at JanJan’s face during dinner, she usually has resting bitch face anyway but looooollllll at how miserable she looked.

I’m also dying at Jaq’s attempt to give herself a nickname. No ma’am, I will not refer to you as JaqJaq but thanks for the inspiration! Since you’re so jealous of JanJan, I’m gonna call you WhackJaq. Hope you like it!

It’s not that it’s unthinkable that someone left Jaq a threatening message because people be cray y’all but it’s not like it’s a secret that her husband is in the sherrif’s office so, uh, how unsafe do you really feel?

Maybe I’m being dense but where the hell is this abscess site at anyway? At first when she said under her arm I thought she was referring to the actual underside of her arm but nope, no bandages there. In her armpit? Is it on her side? We never see the dressing peeking out anywhere and she definitely portrayed this as a big wound. Packing is reserved for fairly deep wounds and it takes weeks for a wound like that to heal if you have a normal immune system (not that she is even half as immunocompromized as she portrays). Remember Jaq insists on sedation for a balloon button change, does it seem characteristic of her to go through a wound packing (and repeated packings and unpackings) with nothing at all?

I don’t think she’s lying about the abscess since she doesn’t stand to gain anything from it beyond asspats, but her mobility and representation of this is vastly out of character for her.

MRSA aside, she’s soooper immunocompromized but name one time you’ve seen her use hand sanitizer or wash her hands at Disney EVER. It’s not that Disney is dirty, it’s that there are thousands of people there.

 

[AdjustableJaqJaq]

Did anyone else also notice how Jaq's dad gave her a massive Cadbury's chocolate bar when they met up for lunch, straight after Jaq commented that she wouldn't be eating anything. So this cow can't do any oral intake because of her sooper severe gatroparesis which requires IV Zofran and two feeding tubes to manage her "violent vomiting spells" but can gobble down a massive fucking chocolate bar that daddy picked up in england

 

[Sister_snark]

If I had a dollar for every time Jaq’s slipped and shown what her true eating habits are through someone giving her a food gift or her being unable to edit it out without losing something she wants to keep in the vlog... When Jaq goes home from her getting two tubes hospitalization (I think it’s that vlog) and Judd is nuclear fucking pissed at her after going to pick up dinner and “treats”, he gets her an Oreo ice cream bar and a big bag of either KitKat or Reeses in those resealable pouches. He throws it down into her lap without saying a word and she pretends like it doesn’t exist or that it didn’t just happen. Oh yeah sure WhackJaq, you don’t eat that type of stuff all the time.

Home girl needs a comment moderator exclusively to filter out her own fans asking why she isn’t honest about her actual oral intake. I am legit dying of curiosity to see what her other family members who are only peripherally in the vlog think about how she represents herself. Also what the hell is it about her that keeps anyone in that family from wanting to expose her? We all have assholes in our family who act like cretins, where are the Blake and Beckwith jerks at?

 

[multiverse]

I am legit dying of curiosity to see what her other family members who are only peripherally in the vlog think about how she represents herself.

I think Judd's sister is the most likely one, as WhackJaq is always avoiding trips to Orlando when Judd goes to visit her (Jaq won't feel well enough to go to Orlando unless there's a Disney trip involved.) Makes me think Sissy, and perhaps Judd's family overall, doesn't coddle Jaq like her husband and parents do.

Can you imagine if your brother, a military vet and an officer of the law, decent looking, hooked up with an immigrant with a bunch of fake medical problems, which drained his bank accounts and took over his life? No possibility of a family because the immigrant wife is too useless and lazy? In the South, that's a sin in and of itself. Judd probably used to have actual friends and hobbies, now he's a nursemaid whenever he's not working. No wonder he takes all that weekend overtime.

 

[ObstinateGranny65]

High of 84 yesterday in Orlando. I would expect it to be about 5 degrees warmer in Disney with the crowds and that’s not even the “feels like” temp. Now 84 in Orlando is definitely mild but raise your hand if you’ve ever heard Jaq’s monologues about her extreme heat intolerance for anything above low 70’s. Just sayin. At dinner she has a half empty glass of what I assume is apple juice in front of her (not to mention the two cups of rice and an ounce or so of chicken). But you know, no oral intake is possible.

Also LOL at her pushing zofran at the table at a ridiculously fast rate. That isn’t anything new of course but considering SHE edits the vlog you would think she would be a little more careful to not show herself pushing a dose of IV zofran in 10 seconds. Honestly, I’m just shocked that she didn’t also dose herself with Benadryl, I was just waiting for one of her infamous angioedema attacks but since this whole trip was for her I guess she decided she’d rather enjoy herself. I am fucking dying at JanJan’s face during dinner, she usually has resting bitch face anyway but looooollllll at how miserable she looked.

I’m also dying at Jaq’s attempt to give herself a nickname. No ma’am, I will not refer to you as JaqJaq but thanks for the inspiration! Since you’re so jealous of JanJan, I’m gonna call you WhackJaq. Hope you like it!

It’s not that it’s unthinkable that someone left Jaq a threatening message because people be cray y’all but it’s not like it’s a secret that her husband is in the sherrif’s office so, uh, how unsafe do you really feel?

Maybe I’m being dense but where the hell is this abscess site at anyway? At first when she said under her arm I thought she was referring to the actual underside of her arm but nope, no bandages there. In her armpit? Is it on her side? We never see the dressing peeking out anywhere and she definitely portrayed this as a big wound. Packing is reserved for fairly deep wounds and it takes weeks for a wound like that to heal if you have a normal immune system (not that she is even half as immunocompromized as she portrays). Remember Jaq insists on sedation for a balloon button change, does it seem characteristic of her to go through a wound packing (and repeated packings and unpackings) with nothing at all?

I don’t think she’s lying about the abscess since she doesn’t stand to gain anything from it beyond asspats, but her mobility and representation of this is vastly out of character for her.

MRSA aside, she’s soooper immunocompromized but name one time you’ve seen her use hand sanitizer or wash her hands at Disney EVER. It’s not that Disney is dirty, it’s that there are thousands of people there.

Yes, I've heard her incessant whining about her "heat intolerance". She could have dosed the benny off camera, since she's reading here and knows we're on to her drug use. It was funny seeing JanJan all miserable during dinner, the fake cough has suddenly been scaled back. Thank God, I was sick of hearing it! BTW, the WhackJaq nickname is fitting, LOL!!!

With the number of guns Babe has, I seriously doubt anyone really threatened AJ. You would have to be pretty stupid to do that.

I've been referring to AJ's MRSA as the "MRSA-infested-pit-zits" She and JanJan have no qualms about spreading their illnesses and contagion everywhere, but everyone else has to bow down to them if they're even the slightest bit sick. And no, I've never seen AJ use hand sanitizer or wash her hands at Disney or anywhere else.

 

[Complex Bullshit Disorder]

Did anyone else also notice how Jaq's dad gave her a massive Cadbury's chocolate bar when they met up for lunch, straight after Jaq commented that she wouldn't be eating anything. So this cow can't do any oral intake because of her sooper severe gatroparesis which requires IV Zofran and two feeding tubes to manage her "violent vomiting spells" but can gobble down a massive fucking chocolate bar that daddy picked up in england

Y'all, Jaquie does not need your diet suggestions, OK? (Everyone with chronic illness is different, and with her super complex anatomy she can only digest ice cream, chocolate, Chinese food, and Alfredo sauce.) She does, however, want your suggestions for new diagnoses, new and exciting drugs to try, and medical accouterments to add to her collection.

 

[4Macie]

Being as sickly as she claims to be, Disney should have been the last place to be.

Not only are there children running around, touching everything. But there are foreign germs too. Disney sees people from all corners of the world. So you’re bound to run into a germ you’ve never encountered before.

Maybe don’t send the lady with the immune system issues who was just let out of the hospital there.

 

[reptilium89]

AJ mentioning that she doesn't try to let her illness run her life is pretty kekworthy. She pretty much has become her illness. The clip of her with a camera in the video introduction is pretty sad - in all my time watching her videos she has never mentioned photography, despite it being a hobby of hers? Her obsession with all things medical is depressing af. Must make for boring conversation too.

Also Judd does not want to be your version of Mary Frey's husband (I forget his name, sorry). Pls stop making him be on camera when he clearly doesn't want to be.

 

[Sister_snark]

I think the religious angle in Jaq and Judd’s families plays a much bigger role than Jaq chooses to portray in her vlogs. Every now and then she will bust out with a God’s Plan monologue and their representation of how they met at church, there is definitely a religious hand in their relationship. I think the religion probably has a lot to do with the slack and benefit of the doubt that Jaq gets from her mom and Judd’s Mom. WhackJaq’s walking wallet, I mean Dad, doesn’t present as ultra fundamental but if both sides Blake and Beckwith are steeped in the gospel there would be a lot of pressure on Judd to stick any rough patch out and probably has a lot to do with the Stepford Wife shit Judd seems to expect Jaq to do (cooking him dinner, keeping the house clean, etc.).

People who grow up in a very involved religious community that encourages everyone to marry another member, keep their money and kids in the religious community, etc. often have huge blind spots when it comes to behaviors that are abnormal. It wouldn’t surprise me if Jaq is viewed as particularly “special” to God in that community and that she plays on that. Viewed from the God’s Plan angle Jaq is a brave Jesus warrior who is being tested by God and she’s been given this cross to bear in life because she is so strong. While there may be people in her church who question how legit Jaq’s problems are, I’m sure that if Jaq has the support of her religious leaders then voicing those questions about legitimacy around Jaq is STRONGLY discouraged or viewed as questioning God.

It gets a little easier to understand why this has gone on for so long if you view Jaq’s world as: handpicked doctors who go along with whatever The Wallet wants to pay for, religious family members/parents that are eager to view her as not just a chronic illness warrior but a God Warrior too, JanJan and Paul who have been taking the Spoonie/YouTube/Patreon crash course from Jaq, and an internet echo chamber community that enables and validates the diagnosis wheel of fortune.

It certainly doesn’t excuse any of the antics and I don’t for one second believe that WhackJaq fully believes in her religious statements, it is just another tool in the toolbox as a means to the end: attention.

It certainly would be interesting to see Jaq portray her religious community on Youtube, I catch a super fundamental vibe any time it’s mentioned.

 

[Teeter]

After watching the Epcot episode, I'm convinced homeboy has a piece on the side. Totally fine with driving back to their house for her medication? Has to beeline to a margarita so he's already over dealing with her on her "special day." He's eager to be away from her.

When he makes the "precious cargo" joke she's laughing, but he really isn't, he just chuckles then the line "can't put a price on happiness" again referencing his drink. How embarrassing having to push these two freaks around in wheelchairs with beeping feeding tubes and Jacquie leaving her port tube hanging out of her shirt so it pulls over and everyone can see it when normal couples their age are out drinking and having a great time.

If he's not already banging some trim on the side, he's working on it, hope he finds it.

 

[4Macie]

If he's not already banging some trim on the side, he's working on it, hope he finds it.

Honestly wouldn’t surprise me.

Gonna he gross for a second. Having sex with Jaq cannot be fun and it cannot be attractive (unless that’s your kink). She has so many illnesses that sex just wouldn’t be a thing they do.

Judd is an attractive enough man where there would be ladies showing some interest. Wouldn’t surprise me if some of these late nights and weekend shifts are sideho times.

 

[pizzazz]

Watching their outing to downtown Disney was just so weird. All those other people their age that look to be in relationships and she looks/acts like a 12 year old. Judd's mom also looks highly uncomfortable to be near the camera. And of course Babe spots a margarita spot! Not going to lie, I'd need the alcohol to deal with her too.

 

[ObstinateGranny65]

Watching their outing to downtown Disney was just so weird. All those other people their age that look to be in relationships and she looks/acts like a 12 year old. Judd's mom also looks highly uncomfortable to be near the camera. And of course Babe spots a margarita spot! Not going to lie, I'd need the alcohol to deal with her too.

Something isn't right with her mentally, she absolutely must be the center of attention at all times. Her infantile obsession with a board game is very telling. She won't let it go until she wins, which says to me she pretty much didn't excel at games or with her peers so now she must be the best at something. Anything, including over the top phantom illnesses she researches on the internet.

After watching the Epcot episode, I'm convinced homeboy has a piece on the side. Totally fine with driving back to their house for her medication? Has to beeline to a margarita so he's already over dealing with her on her "special day." He's eager to be away from her.

When he makes the "precious cargo" joke she's laughing, but he really isn't, he just chuckles then the line "can't put a price on happiness" again referencing his drink. How embarrassing having to push these two freaks around in wheelchairs with beeping feeding tubes and Jacquie leaving her port tube hanging out of her shirt so it pulls over and everyone can see it when normal couples their age are out drinking and having a great time.

If he's not already banging some trim on the side, he's working on it, hope he finds it.

I believe he has a chica on the side too. In one of the vlogs he mentioned he had had some coffee, where AJ was genuinely surprised and confused by Babe saying he drank it. She has gone on and on in the vlogs how neither one of them drink it, how it affects her POTS, Babe drinks Monster (or Red Bull, like those are any better) for his caffeine fix, etc. He didn't imagine his life would be this bad, with him coming in second place to all her "illnesses".

With JanJan, I believe Paul relishes having a sick wife. He thoroughly enjoys the vlogs, and he doesn't miss a step doing the vlogs and editing on his own. I think he's just as messed up as JanJan and AJ.

I'm also hoping Babe finds someone who's more suited to him. He deserves a better life than this. Hopefully his mom and sister have planted that idea firmly in his head.

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

Something isn't right with her mentally, she absolutely must be the center of attention at all times. Her infantile obsession with a board game is very telling. She won't let it go until she wins, which says to me she pretty much didn't excel at games or with her peers so now she must be the best at something. Anything, including over the top phantom illnesses she researches on the internet.

Playing Trouble with kids I babysat when I was a young teen felt like such a pointless waste of time to me it made me want to pull my hair out. I can not imagine voluntarily playing it for fun with my friends in my 20s. And I like games! I just prefer them to have some strategy.

 

[Sister_snark]

I don’t remember if this was discussed anywhere but it appears Judd’s grandfather passed away on 1/29. That probably has a lot to do with why he hasn’t been around since Jaq’s discharge from her tube separation surgery. I would like to think that Judd’s family asked Jaq to not vlog about it because I’m sure this was difficult for Judd’s dad and his family. I think Jaq had mentioned something at one point about things going on in the family and there was the statement she made about being upset by something where JanJan and Paul had to come babysit her and Judd was t around. I find it unsurprising that Jaq didn’t spend some time talking about how important family is etc. If Judd’s been with his family dealing with this, it makes Jaq’s pouting and AFO drama and her ongoing tube saga even more over the top and ridiculous. And pathetic. I’d be pretty pissed off if my partner spent the days following my grandfather’s death talking to a camera and focused soley on themselves. Hats pretty fucked up.

On the thought of Judd gettin’ some from Jaq or otherwise, fucking ew. He’s got two basic looks: creepy short shorts and Mr Rogers sweaters. I don’t really find him physically attractive and emotionally he is a 14 year old who thinks making funny faces at the camera while other people are taking is hilarious. 9 times out of 10 when he’s taking about his relationship he reacts like s grade school boy who thinks mocking and teasing is how you show someone that you love them. The only sympathy that I have for Judd is for the fact that this is how he’s spending his 20’s, putting together his wife’s feed bag and holding the camera so his insane child wife can show their private life on the internet for a check. Even my sympathy for that has a limit, he can say no to her and refuse to let her monetize their lives. He’s as responsible for this shitshow as she is.

Also, how ironic would it be if JanJan and Jaq are beards for Judd and Paul? With how much they e emphasized how close Judd and Paul are, it makes about as much sense as anything else. It certainly makes Jaq and JanJan sleeping in the same bed a lot more reasonable. To be clear, that’s not a judgement call on them being gay or closeted, I would have a lot more respect for both of the guys if that were the case. I’ve seen threads disintegrate into madness whete people made the thought of a gay guy being closeted and in a man/woman relationship to suggest that the guys are disgusting and that’s seriously fucked up. Judd (and Paul for that matter) are disgusting human beings for a laundry list of reasons which don’t include their relationship with each other. He’ll, Judd and Paul divorcing their child-like brides to live together would be the most amazing twist ever. It makes about as much sense as two grown men allowing their grown spouses to turn their private lives into an ongoing soap opera called “As the Tubes Turn”.

It does suck to lose a family member though? Do Judd has my condolences. It seems like Judd’s dad and Judd himself were named for the grandfather so there is probably a lot of grieving in his family.

 

[PurplePeopleEater]

Also, how ironic would it be if JanJan and Jaq are beards for Judd and Paul? With how much they e emphasized how close Judd and Paul are, it makes about as much sense as anything else. It certainly makes Jaq and JanJan sleeping in the same bed a lot more reasonable. To be clear, that’s not a judgement call on them being gay or closeted, I would have a lot more respect for both of the guys if that were the case. I’ve seen threads disintegrate into madness whete people made the thought of a gay guy being closeted and in a man/woman relationship to suggest that the guys are disgusting and that’s seriously fucked up. Judd (and Paul for that matter) are disgusting human beings for a laundry list of reasons which don’t include their relationship with each other. He’ll, Judd and Paul divorcing their child-like brides to live together would be the most amazing twist ever. It makes about as much sense as two grown men allowing their grown spouses to turn their private lives into an ongoing soap opera called “As the Tubes Turn”.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I've often thought many times that Paul and Judd had a weird dynamic in their relationship - Paul, especially, acts particularly excited when Judd's around. I thought I was way off base but I guess not.

I just started watching today's vlog from Jaquie and, of course, she is angling for another G-tube. She keeps going on and on about how bad her gastroparesis is. I bet it's flaring because, the day before, she ate dairy which is not good to eat when you have nausea and vomiting. She probably knows this and ate it so she would have more ammunition to show doctors that she needs it. I wish one of her doctors would watch her vlogs to see what she eats and finds out that she does not need this tube in her stomach.

 

[multiverse]

The whole "Paul+Judd" ship is predictable fan fic tier, y'all.

The long and short is that they're both young guys married to incredibly narcissistic women who bond over their extreme neediness. They're probably the only friends each other has, and the only opportunity to act normal (go shoot at the range. drink beer, BBQ, etc.) Their marriages are like being the stay at home mom of a toddler - you're dying for a drink and adult company.

And while Paul seems more inveated in the Munchie Husband lifestyle, Judd is completely over it. He doesn't need speshul, custom everything in life. He likes that boring normal southern good ole boy life. How he ended up in a sexless marriage with a spoonie is probably a mystery even to him.

 

[Sister_snark]

Ok, slight but significant correction there: if we are to believe what Paul and Judd have said about their friendship, their bromance predates both of their spouse relationships, by a lot. While they have the munchie twins to bond over now, their friendship does not seem to have any roots in how either of them feel about their wives. And that’s worth keeping in mind as a plot point in all this regardless of whether you think a Paul hearts Judd storyline is gauche and classless. I think a good bit of what is uploaded to YouTube for these two couples is hella scripted or planned but every now and then Judd and Paul seem to genuinely be really happy to be together and hanging out. Even if you roll your eyes at the “surprise, they’re gay!” plot, aside from that there has been way more actual physical interaction between them than I would thinn a man child like Judd is capable of, given how he has to the best of my knowledge ever initiated casual intimate (emotionally, not sexually you pervs) physical touch with his actual wife on camera. I’m pretty sure Jaq is almost always the one who reaches out to him and it’s a crap shoot whether he allows it or turns it into mock play fighting. I feel like I’ve seen the two guys hug and touch each other (and not in a play violence joking way) far more times than their wives.

If you just look at their friendship without editorializing just from what’s been left in the vlogs, I think it’s pretty much the only non-parental or familial relationship that is genuine. Well aside from the admiration and respect their Dr Pick-A-Syndrome has for their wallets,

I wonder why Paul was so present with Jaq immediately after Judd’s grandfather passed. Not that I think Judd needed Paul to hold his hand or anything but it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense unless Judd asked Paul to babysit and distract Jaq so she didn’t do her emotional vampire routine and force everyone to focus on her.

Edit to add: if Judd is still with the sherrif he definitely has an entire community to bro out and bond with. If he’s still on 12 hour shifts he spends far more time with them than he does at home. Paul has his weird ass family and their business as well, that’s not the same thing but I don’t see those two as being friends because no one else wants to play in their sand box.