Chud impersonating a cop is shooting D lawmakers

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R00T said:
>the senator told me to do it, so I did

Why would you write a letter to the FBI to accuse someone then go through with the act they wanted you to do?
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In an attempt to defer responsibility, claim that the act was not sufficiently volitional?
It would have helped if the next mental step ("I was scared of the consequences of not obeying The Mysterious Walzini") would have been specified, but alas
 
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Spook Master said:
I was wondering why he didn't start with Walz, guess that answers it.
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Waltz isn't on the list is he?

General Emílio Médici said:
I am skeptical. Tim seems like too much of a bitch for such a Clinton level maneuver.
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Hypothetically, goading a literal skitzo into killing your political opponents is a pretty smart strategy for plausible deniability. It's something that's been a part of American times sense Andrew Jackson. He accused his enemies ( who did hang out with said shooter) of suggesting an assassination be made to the impressionable madman. It ain't in writing and the insane guy can't remember what he had for breakfast, so if it did happen good luck proving it.

Now it's likely waltz didn't have anything to do with it, I just think it's funny to hang this shit over his head and suspicious that he deleted his mentions of him on twitter.
 
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I retract all previous retractions. Libsharts pay up.

He was not a chud and Walz ordered it. Right about everything award.

R00T said:
>the senator told me to do it, so I did

Why would you write a letter to the FBI to accuse someone then go through with the act they wanted you to do?
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Insurance.
"I got caught, intervene or everyone goes to jail."
We haven't seen the letter, if nobody knew who wrote it it couldn't help the investigation. If he hadn't been caught the letter would have been buried, Walz would have dismissed it to investigators as the unknown suspect trying to implicate him. With no evidence there would be no reports, just a the ramblings of a lunatic. Now that he's been arrested and identified as an acquaintance the accusation has credibility.

This won't slip off Walz but he's not going to be officially involved. Best case this will lead to an insanity defense and Boelter will get life.

Walz will probably not run again since rumors of political hits really affect your campaign. He really thought he would clean house and secure his career but Boelter got caught and dots are being connected.
 
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Black Man Underwear said:
I retract all previous retractions. Libsharts pay up.

He was not a chud and Walz ordered it. Right about everything award.


Insurance.
"I got caught, intervene or everyone goes to jail."
We haven't seen the letter, if nobody knew who wrote it it couldn't help the investigation.

This won't slip off Walz but he's not going to jail. Best case this will lead to an insanity defense and he'll get life.
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Make a pretty damn good insanity plea to.
 
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Michael Wade said:
Hypothetically, goading a literal skitzo into killing your political opponents is a pretty smart strategy for plausible deniability. It's something that's been a part of American times sense Andrew Jackson. He accused his enemies ( who did hang out with said shooter) of suggesting an assassination be made to the impressionable madman. It ain't in writing and the insane guy can't remember what he had for breakfast, so if it did happen good luck proving it.
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I can't imagine how easy this would be with llm voice modules. I bet it's happened already. Just record the lines, dub over them with an llm trained on your own voice, and then anyone could have made it and sent it to the schizo. Honestly even video is basically there at this point
 
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Sneedenhagen Chew said:
Tim "I'm friends with mass shooters" Walz strikes again.
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Did I call it or what?

I hope this becomes the new meme, now that Sam Hyde hoaxes are less common. What am I gonna do, Tim... I'm Tim Walz's top guy. What am I gonna do? Tim Walz chose me to lead the revolution! Whoa! Tim Walz needs me? Okay. I'll do it! I'm going to bat for you, Tim! I've got your back Tim!
 
TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I can't imagine how easy this would be with llm voice modules. I bet it's happened already. Just record the lines, dub over them with an llm trained on your own voice, and then anyone could have made it and sent it to the schizo. Honestly even video is basically there at this point
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You'd have to know this guy was crazy as shit and 100% willing to believe Walz is telepathically commanding him to kill people.

Based on vibes and no concrete evidence whatsoever I'm accusing his roommate of doing this.
 
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