Feedback CIS subforum: countdown timer to castration day

OtterParty

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Seeing as Phil has been posting very precise countdowns toward the date of his totally real surgery, I think a third timer should be added to the subforum description, except this one counts down to when he gets his balls lopped off so we can celebrate his removal from the gene pool when it happens.
 
But we all know he probably won't.
 
I vote we name it something like 'X Days/Hours/Minutes until Phil lies about his balls being chopped off.'
 
Can we also get a countdown timer for the return of Christ? Either of these things could happen any day now and really, we'd look pretty dumb if we were caught off guard when the messiah returns or Phil has his testicles surgically removed.
 
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