Business Citing $13 Million Price Tag With 20% Capacity Used - Elon Musk Cancels Twitter's Free Meal Program. Employees Cry Some More. - “There are more people preparing breakfast than eating breakfast”

Well, the worst nightmare of "workers" at Twitter, having to work more and party less, just got that much worse... the latest perk to be taken? Free lunches (that nobody used).




Twitter workers who survived the chopping block after Elon Musk overpaid for the social media site will soon have to pay for their own meals.

The billionaire said he will scrap the free meals served at Twitter’s headquarters in San Francisco because it was costing the company around $400 per worker.

Musk completed his $44 billion takeover of Twitter last month and promptly fired about half of the 7,500-person workforce.

He also proceeded to mandate a return to the office and pointed to the lack of mouths to feed as driving up the cost of the free-lunch program.

Musk took to Twitter on Sunday to say that offering free meals at the company cafeteria had become unsustainable because “almost no one came to the office.”

He estimated the free meals cost the company around $13 million a year.

A Twitter employee who quit after Musk took over denied his claims hours later, saying the free meals cost the company no more than $25 per person per day.

“There are more people preparing breakfast than eating breakfast,” Musk said. “They don’t even bother serving dinner, because there is no one in the building.”

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As you'd expect, the usual suspects are Tweeting with Rage (tm) at Musk, claiming everything from being starved to him lying about the costs.

Also as you'd expect, the blowback from the non-Twitterized public has been prompt, massive and unsympathetic, with the majority of people pointing out your average worker does NOT get fed for free should they CHOOSE to come into the office.
 
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Elon is just turning this in to a normal workplace, more or less lmao. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.
It's sad to suggest these people have never experienced a normal workplace. Where the breakroom might have some kitchen amenities and that's it. Or God forbid you bring your own stuff from home and store it in your desk/office.
 
Normally I despise seeing boomers rail against work from home because they're so intolerable no one will spend time with them outside of an office environment where they're mandated to. But I can't even make myself get mad about employees of the most worthless company in America losing privileges that most workers don't even have. I'd love to see them try to 'work remotely' at the McDonald's job they'll have to get when Musk realizes most of these people's 'jobs' consist of a handful of emails, farting around, and occasionally making presentations.
 
It's $6k a year per worker. I mean holy shit, I don't spend that much a year on food for me and my girl. That's counting eating out a couple times a week too.

These people are so fucking pampered and out of touch. These are the people who say some White dude living in a trailer Montana is priveleged.
these are the kind of people who spend 300 dollars a month on weed and alcohol and complain about their boss not paying them enough
 
Better than the other thing he's rolled out:
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He's got to be fucking with them now.
 
Good. These employees are out of touch. They should be grateful if the free meal program was replaced with a few vending machines that have energy bars or the like. It would cut down on overhead and massive reduce food waste.
If the good old "Wheel of Death" is good enough for 90% of workplaces, they can suck it up and deal with them at Twitter.
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They managed to swindle silicon valley for that long? Impressive.
I wouldn't even say it was swindling. Everyone knew Twitter was a black hole for money but for some reasn venture capital had an even bigger hard-on for it than normal, despite the fact it was kinda clear that like Facebook it had basically hit it's max market growth.
 
Jesus, what fucking breakfast costs 25 a day? Even in our spiralling economic depression zone of the UK; eggs are like £2 a carton for 12. Butter is £1.50 a big tub, bread is £1 a loaf. Ham is like £4-5 a kilo. Fried egg, and ham sandwich each morning should be running you less than a £1 a person.
I'm guessing it also includes stuff like the cost of the whole kitchen staff.
 
Jesus, what fucking breakfast costs 25 a day? Even in our spiralling economic depression zone of the UK; eggs are like £2 a carton for 12. Butter is £1.50 a big tub, bread is £1 a loaf. Ham is like £4-5 a kilo. Fried egg, and ham sandwich each morning should be running you less than a £1 a person.
it needs to be organic free-range eggs
or some eggs imitation (that yellow liquid bottle)
don't forget that plant-based food
it will triple in cost
also, add mimosa on tap (maybe)
 
I wouldn't even say it was swindling. Everyone knew Twitter was a black hole for money but for some reasn venture capital had an even bigger hard-on for it than normal, despite the fact it was kinda clear that like Facebook it had basically hit it's max market growth.
They were willing to dump money on it because while it swallowed money at a rate that would make a 90's .com company concerned, it offered one thing that pets.com and Beanz couldn't - it could actually make people you didn't like lose their internet access and pump up your ego with a blue checkmark that proved you were in the popular kids' club.

I'm serious, I'll bet a LOT of people were willing to blow money on a platform that would never turn a profit as long as they got their ego stroked with a verified account and the ability to complain to the "Community and Safety" team to get old rivals and total strangers with disliked opinions banned for spurious reasons.

If this was still the 90's when people didn't bring their personal politics into work like they do know, it would've folded years ago.

Its only folding now because the worsening economic situation from the corona crash means those liquid cash infusions can't be justified, even if they were bringing such sweet sweet asspats to the venture capitalists, fellow techbros and anyone else in the email and wine caste. In an alternate dimension where the Coof never came, they'd still be willingly forking over millions just to keep Twitter up and running as their own little playground where they were above recuse and able to step on those they saw as wrong and stupid.
 
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