Clarification: The Kiwi Farms is strictly Safe for Work.

[Cronarch]

I never understood the need to share pornography in the first place. If it's funny and/or has some actual informational value, share if necessary, but people sharing pornography for the sake of it doesn't make any sense to me.

Either you want other people to jerk off to the same things you do, which seems like a weird roundabout way of being gay, or you want to expose people to your sick perversions because you are an agent of Satan; purposely trying to bring others to his cause.

 

[Teknorat]

Like this right?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Telecom]

I vividly recall null telling the v-tuber thread to be very careful about posting suspect images. So I always assumed this was pretty well know site wide, but there are probably some new people who need to be reminded.

Also coming to the farms to post porn is in itself very weird. The incessant need of otherwise normal people to discuss porn is one of the more irritating modern banes of the web.

 

[Whatevermancer]

You lied, Null.
You said it's safe for work, so I opened the Farms at work, my boss saw it and now I'm jobless.

Serious question: what about cropped pornographic images? You know, the ones that contain no depiction of sexual organs, sexual acts, etc. cause it's been cropped away?

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Serious question: what about cropped pornographic images? You know, the ones that contain no depiction of sexual organs, sexual acts, etc. cause it's been cropped away?

If it's clearly cropped porn it's better to be spoiler'd than sorry.

 

[Seija Kijin]

Never used it before, but I’m all for the rule.

Spoiler: Cute Animals

 

[innocent jogger]

Appreciated. I stumbled on some husband/wife streamer duo in the main forum, started off funny then just devolved into a couple guys posting all the woman’s OF content and cooming over it. Pitiful, wonder if they’re still going.

That is disgusting! Where did you find that? What thread? Where was it? (asking for a friend).

Honestly, if you get epilepsy from my profile picture, you deserve it

I caught epilepsy from your pic and now I have to try and explain it to my wife. thx

Like this right?

Close, but that should be tagged NSFL

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

hey @Null , what about pictures of sex god rich evans, do we need to hide his lustful, provocative, and seductive body behind a spoiler?

My bad.

dont worry bro, there is an exception for 400 pound brap dragons eating pizza.

 

[Seafarer]

Do not post porn in threads dedicated to sharing images and videos (i.e. meme threads).

Question: can something NSFW be posted if it is genuinely funny? I just ask because there is a comic from the ‘60s I want to post that has nudity (and no it isn’t just one of those shitty Zoomer memes that is just an excuse to post porn, I mean it’s an image with a proper punchline). I’d be fine with spoilering it but your comment sounds like a blanket ban.

 

[Schwarzwald]

and safe for epileptics,

To Hell with those twitchy motherfuckers. If they didn't want to have seizures, maybe they shouldn't have been born with fucked up brains.

Imagine your natural enemy being lights. Creatures of Satan might as well be vampires.

 

[Poop Denier]

We can all agree the internet was better when we would trick each other into seeing Goatse and record our grandmothers watching Two Girls One Cup.

However I understand Dear Feeder’s intentions since the internet now is full of humiliation fetishists and EPI pedophiles

 

[N Space]

No thread may exist for the purpose of sharing pornography, even if it's "weird".

Is this a new rule? I ask because this thread has existed for almost seven years.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I never understood the need to share pornography in the first place. If it's funny and/or has some actual informational value, share if necessary, but people sharing pornography for the sake of it doesn't make any sense to me.

Either you want other people to jerk off to the same things you do, which seems like a weird roundabout way of being gay, or you want to expose people to your sick perversions because you are an agent of Satan; purposely trying to bring others to his cause.

Watching and collecting porn is these people's only hobby, to them it's like sharing cooking recipes because they are permanently brain damaged from watching porn from a young age. Probably also autistic and don't know what behavior is socially inappropriate. They likely also grew up on imageboards where people post porn constantly even in boards supposed to be SFW. These people are so sad, useless and dopamine fried that if they don't stare at titilating images constantly their dopamine drops too low and they feel the call of the rope.

I noticed these people will also argue constantly about what constitutes "SFW" like if it's an anime girl with her legs spread at the camera but she has on a micro bikini that covers up 10% of her vagina and nipples they will say "uuhh this is not NSFW?! You can't even see her cervix!". They just lost all sense of decency and don't understand why other people think they are gross.

 

[sallowhal]

total coomer death

 

[Sugriva]

Take one look at the 4chan catalog and you'll realize why this is a necessary rule.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

How far along are we going with NSFW?
Is this allowed to be posted without spoilers? It's very not safe for work.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

dont worry bro, there is an exception for 400 pound brap dragons eating pizza.

@Null do I have your word?

Spoiler: Spoiler

this is a joke

Spoiler: Spoiler

But you would be incredibly fucking high test and based if you said "yes"

 

[ForTheHoard]

Like this right?

Spoiler: NSFW

View attachment 6199611

Hey asshole! The jannies just went off on thumbnailing your photos! THUMBNAIL!

Also, I don't work for companies that hire women so I might not be totally hip on "safe for work."

Porn and gore are a given, but I'm not positive about other things. Simulated/implied violence? Offensive/disturbing images that aren't porn or gore? Ho Ho Holocaust?

 

[Febreze 💨💨]

Question: can something NSFW be posted if it is genuinely funny? I just ask because there is a comic from the ‘60s I want to post that has nudity

I imagine that common sense applies:

If it’s keeping with thread theme (funny pics) then it’s fine but you have to spoiler it because nudity.

If it’s non stop weird thirst posts of old ladies to unsettle people because you get off being a weirdo then perhaps consider the rope.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Is this a new rule? I ask because this thread has existed for almost seven years.

similarly the Horrors of DevArt / Rule 34 etc type threads have been around for a hot minute
I'll live if they're gone, but it seems like there def is some subjects that will by necessity be wall-to-wall NSFW, but still really laughing at them and not "ironic" enjoyment of the porn