Clashes between Jews and Palestinians in Jerusalem. Israel now invading Gaza according to (Questionable) Reports - If your thoughts are "I don't like either" you don't need to fucking post because it's been said 100 times you fucking dullard

I thought Brown's Chicken was the official Ottoman Empire Chicken ?

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(even has the right colors!)
 
It was attempted multiple times and it failed. Though it was funny. The Europeans invested in the Crusades in Israel even had a King of Jerusalem, who had power on paper, but no actual power in the region. It was pretty much a meme. I would be curious to see how well Christians would do today at establishing dominance in Israel over Jews and Muslims, but I predict it would go as bad as previous attempts.
A big reason why the Crusades failed was due to infighting amongs the crusaders, the first and third Crusade (the most succesful) almost collapsed because the Crusader generals all knew and hated eachother, in the crusades that failed this would lead to crusader generals purposfully omiting crutial information just so the other general would make a mistake that would get him killed, and the other big reason, maybe the most important, is the logistics, Jerusalem and the Crusader states were in the middle of the muslim neighbourhood, right in the middle of Egypt, Arabia and Syria, in order to not be inmediatly anhilated they'd need a large pool of catholics who would gladly give their lifes for Jerusalem, there weren't many of those in the area, the only other christians around were the Copts in Egypt and Orthodox in the Levant, problem is that they didn't like the Catholics and would rather be ruled by the Orthodox Byzantines/Romans.
As for wether Christians could do that today, well, probably yes, muslims largely suck at modern organized warfare, the Jews would be tricky since they have nukes, but I think most western nations have defenses that are capable of handling a few dozen nukes (assuming Israel has less than 100).
 
Am watching the stream of the Gaza skyline. There are suddenly some booms in the distance. Nothing on camera though. And I hear planes now.


Something is definitely getting bombed nearby.
 
KFCPOSTERS RISE UP!!!
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DEATH TO ISRAEL MASHALLAH!!!
Inshallah brother!
The greatest advantage in our glorious Jihad against the Jewish menace is our ghetto ass drip, and our dedication to our holy saint and faithful of ALLAH, Colonel Sanders of the Palestinian Liberation brigades who perished as a martyr being carpet bombed MERCILESSLY by vegan kosher dinners!
After every single shekel has been stolen from heeb hands, after every single Zionist has choked on the holy KFC Drumstick of justice can the people of Palestine know peace!

TONIGHT WE SING THE NASHSNEED OF OUR COMING VICTORY, DEATH TO ISRAEL!

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الصهاينة إلى البحر
 
Am watching the stream of the Gaza skyline. There are suddenly some booms in the distance. Nothing on camera though. And I hear planes now.


Something is definitely getting bombed nearby.
The prop plane is a Heron or one of the other prop-driven UAVs. They have one on station constantly.
 
Shit like this is why I unironically want Israel to keep bombing forever. The animals are outside the cages in Gaza and the West Bank
I remember seeing a twitter post from Gaza where a monkey was hanging on a little noose in its cage. The poster claimed that the monkey was in such despair from the blockade of Gaza that it committed suicide. I can't find it now but that's the level of intellect we're working with here.
 
Inshallah brother!
The greatest advantage in our glorious Jihad against the Jewish menace is our ghetto ass drip, and our dedication to our holy saint and faithful of ALLAH, Colonel Sanders of the Palestinian Liberation brigades who perished as a martyr being carpet bombed MERCILESSLY by vegan kosher dinners!
After every single shekel has been stolen from heeb hands, after every single Zionist has choked on the holy KFC Drumstick of justice can the people of Palestine know peace!

TONIGHT WE SING THE NASHSNEED OF OUR COMING VICTORY, DEATH TO ISRAEL!

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Palestine will be free only when every Palestinian child can enjoy that most glorious of earthly gifts Allah provides to the faithful - the Kentucky Fried Chicken
 
@Radical Cadre Jesus Christ it's like silent fucking night in this stream. Sleeping to the tranquil sounds of Jesus Land, full of infidels. Oh now I'm hearing it... So more like Bethlehem still, realized in wholeness with it's fly reenactment. Bzzzzzzzz

Too bad it's Muslims fighting Jews, if it were Hindus their cows would show them what to do with that drone.

Edit: Shit... I missed a great chance to make a joke about drones gonna drone. Damn it!
 
@Radical Cadre Jesus Christ it's like silent fucking night in this stream. Sleeping to the tranquil sounds of Jesus Land, full of infidels. Oh now I'm hearing it... So more like Bethlehem still, realized in wholeness with it's fly reenactment. Bzzzzzzzz

Too bad it's Muslims fighting Jews, if it were Hindus their cows would show them what to do with that drone.

Edit: Shit... I missed a great chance to make a joke about drones gonna drone. Damn it!
I choose to remember that you made a great joke and we all laughed, fren. :)
 
Am watching the stream of the Gaza skyline. There are suddenly some booms in the distance. Nothing on camera though. And I hear planes now.


Something is definitely getting bombed nearby.

Every time I watch one of these live feeds nothing happens.

You better not be baiting me bro.

I admit I have no recourse for your baiting.

Edit: I've been baited. Another nothing live stream.
 
Every time I watch one of these live feeds nothing happens.

You better not be baiting me bro.

I admit I have no recourse for your baiting.

Edit: I've been baited. Another nothing live stream.
No booms in the last few minutes. But the god awful Mosque noise is playing now.

Israel do it now please it hurts my ears. PLEASE!!
 
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