Clashes between Jews and Palestinians in Jerusalem. Israel now invading Gaza according to (Questionable) Reports - If your thoughts are "I don't like either" you don't need to fucking post because it's been said 100 times you fucking dullard

sneed al sawarim would be funnier
Inshallah but that is his name effendi
 
He might have the Muslims ear because Jesus is a recognized Prophet in the Quran and he speaks directly with the big man Allah. Just like Muhammad did.

The jews would just have him killed again before he could get the message of Peace out. But not with a cross this time. They would use a laser guided Patriot Missile paid for by goyim to do the job. And then they would get on twitter and accuse him of being a member of Hamas.
MIM-104 Patriot is a radar guided surface to air system. Unless Jesus is flying about and carrying a radar reflector, a Patriot missile will not be particularly effective against Him.

What you're thinking of is a Paveway guided bomb, a much more effective tool of Prophet control.
 
Well that would be a good strategy if your country was the only one in Earth.
I guess that's one of the reasons why Iraq fell so quickly, you can't coordinate a proper defense if your infantry generals can't even talk to the airforce, who would've thunk?
Yeah well to be fair, Saddam thought that his Republican Guard, while actually pretty good and gave the US Military a serious challenge, would be enough to repel the US Military from Iraq in a conventional matter. It wasn't because Iraq is a flat desert. Meaning it is super fucking hard to defend that shit and really easy to invade. If Saddam was in Afghanistan or another mountainous country then maybe he'd have a good point since the Republican Guard could easily become Guerrillas. Like how the Taliban today is running the US Military out of Afghanistan.

This is the same reason why Hamas rules Gaza despite Israel's attempts at overthrowing them with invasions. Gaza is one of the most densely populated areas of the world and Hamas is pretty good at Urban Insurgency. This is the same reason why Hezbollah also gave the IDF very bloody nose in Southern Lebanon multiple times during military invasions by the IDF there.
 
He might have the Muslims ear because Jesus is a recognized Prophet in the Quran and he speaks directly with the big man Allah. Just like Muhammad did.
Isn't the antichrist is supposed to be coming first? Muslims believe that the messiah is actually the Al-masih ad-dajjal(The deceiving messiah/antichrist)
 
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Finally someone who knows what khat is.
I first read about khat (or qat) when reading ‘All the trouble in the world’ by P.J. O’Rourke back in the early 90’s when he was reporting on the Somali famine.

“...our gunmen and drivers were chewing qat... The Somalis...start chewing before lunch but the high didn’t kick in until about three in the afternoon. Suddenly our drivers would start to drive straight into potholes at full speed. Straight into pedestrians and livestock too. We called it the ‘qat hour’.
Qat is grown in Kenya. “The Somalis can chew twenty planes a day!” said a woman who worked at the Nairobi airport. According to the Kenyan charter pilots some twenty loads of qat are indeed flown into Mogadishu each morning. Payloads are normally a ton per flight. Qat is sold by the bunch, called a maduf, which retails for $3.75 and weighs about half a pound. Thus $300,000 worth of qat arrives in Somalia every day. But it takes US Marines to deliver a sack of wheat.”
 
This timeline where organizations and governments shitpost/gay op on social media while fighting each other is fucking bizarre.
earliest I can think of is when Russia marched into Ukraine and official Ukraine state twitter posted a gif of that Simpsons with the Russian guy at the UN hitting a button and the USSR restarted
 
This timeline where organizations and governments shitpost/gay op on social media while fighting each other is fucking bizarre.
I love that Israel is claiming the moral high ground and Hamas, instead of getting worked up about civilian death tolls is basically trolling them with MATI. Fucking mint.
 
I have a compronise. All Palastinians should be shrunk down and forced to live inside of the rectal cavities of the european whores who protray IDF soldiers in Israeli propaganda, and they control them using a series of lever and switches, like a robot.

Alternatively, all of the Jews are automated into a gigantic size, and the Palastinians are normal sized but they still live inside of the Jews large rectums, in teams of 5, and they pilot the Jews like robots.
 
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