Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Apparently Claus was shitting up another chatroom and even @Soycast Guy - the dude who created the synthetic man appreciation thread - makes a cameo. He joins in at the 6:00 minute mark. Not that groundbreaking, they're mostly just making fun of Claus, but I only got about 35 minutes in (in 2 times speed).

They're also coping about the synthetic man lolicon thing. Misrepresenting and not understanding the issue. Its not relevant or even that important, but its something to note.
 
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Apparently Claus was shitting up another chatroom and even @Soycast Guy - the dude who created the synthetic man appreciation thread - makes a cameo. He joins in at the 6:00 minute mark. Not that groundbreaking, they're mostly just making fun of Claus, but I only got about 35 minutes in (in 2 times speed).

Also, for some reason, Soycast Guy thinks people are making a lolcow thread for him. Idk if hes retarded or something.
They're also coping about the synthetic man lolicon thing. Misrepresenting and not understanding the issue. Its not relevant or even that important, but its something to note.
I'm going to listen to this throughout the day, it fucking opening with "Are you just trying to cope for wanting to fuck a dog?" is absolutely amazing.

 
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No, what I said is that I DON’T think people are making a lolcow thread about myself. My audio was bad so it might’ve sounded different.
I think he confused the voices, it was the other people in the VC saying that. You really should read the OP if you want to understand why this thread was made, it really doesn't have much to do with Synth and most people in this thread aren't trying to pin this onto Synth, that is a talking point from Claudio himself.

Besides that you, Egad, and whoever the third person were hilarious in this. My favorite part was when one of you three called me "The chick with the witch PFP". That description is completely wrong :story: :story: :story:
 
I think he confused the voices, it was the other people in the VC saying that. You really should read the OP if you want to understand why this thread was made, it really doesn't have much to do with Synth and most people in this thread aren't trying to pin this onto Synth, that is a talking point from Claudio himself.

Besides that you, Egad, and whoever the third person were hilarious in this. My favorite part was when one of you three called me "The chick with the witch PFP". That description is completely wrong :story: :story: :story:
Well yeah, this thread is mainly about Claus and his furry cub goon fetish. I get over shit pretty quickly so I don’t even really care what happened yesterday at this point. But also, my mic was having a lot of cuts because it’s a piece of shit so it made things sound pretty fucky.

I also MIGHT be able to provide more milk about Claus tonight, so be prepared if it does happen…

Edit: I come with gifts. I have a feeling this’ll bring a lot more.
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Some more funny stuff about Claudio:
He made some fan art for the game Mc Pixel; he also supposedly made a song but the link redirects to the YouTube video above
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He had a Minecraft Forum account, which I believe is him because it links the DeviantArt and Skype in its bio
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On the Roblox forums, he had 5861 posts, and doesn't seem to have been well-liked on the forum:
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He also made an alt account, Yayofangamer, to ban-evade. Based on this, Claudio had made almost 4000 posts on the forums (ETA: on his main account) in his first year there.
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"Allow People to Delete Their Own Threads" post/A
"-Yayotzin, that has been banned for 11 days" post/A

The alt is actually still up, as of writing this:
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While his DeviantArt account is gone, the comments from it still remain. Most of his comments that I found were on furry art, but this one stuck out to me:
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He also got a questioned answered by an "Ask Wolf O'Donnel" roleplay account, and tried to hug him in the comments (leading to rejection :story: )
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He also had a "fan-gasm" in the profile comments on a "Ask Capitan Olimar" roleplay account.
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There is also a Mexican account with the same name as him on FilmAffinity, rating some random Spanish movie. Maybe he mistook this website for FurAffinity :story:
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It looks like he got namedropped in the comment section of some random WordPress site, but this could be a coincidence since nothing to me looks associated to him:

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Apparently Claus was shitting up another chatroom
Lol, he's really butthurt about me using a Psychology Today article to back up my statements in the Mass Debates thread. Can't help but notice he didn't bring up the other article I cited. Real pussy move to bitch about it to everybody but myself, too. Fine.
"I'm not a furry anymore."
You cannot cure a fetish without significant behavioral therapy, something I don't believe you have the brain capacity to seek out, based on your brief Kiwi Farms history.
Cambridge Article (a)
NIH Paper Abstract (a)

@FakeAFClausMystery my point was that:
  • Psychologists and behavioral therapists have not come up with a definite cure for fetishism, increasing the odds that you're still a furry.
  • The current cures seem to involve drugs and/or extensive behavioral therapy, which I think you are unlikely to get, increasing the odds that you're still a furry.
  • Psychologists do not see fetishes as an ethical concern, and will likely not treat your fetish, increasing the odds that you're still a furry.
All in all, you are likely still a furry.

I also can't help but notice that you used the royal "you people" in that message at the start of the video. Claus, I am the only one that cited that Psychology Today article at you (afaik). Kiwi Farms is not a monolith. Farmers tend to be quite skeptical, as a matter of fact. So it really says something when all the people both in this thread and the Mass Debates thread, when presented with evidence, came to the same conclusion: that you are a vile, degenerate furry that jacks off to cub porn. Rip out your tube and plug the hole with your own shit until you suffocate to death, pedo faggot.
 
WHALE CLAUS, WHALE!
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Why is it that a lot of Synth fans like to call whoever dislikes them leftists? It's an extremely retarded pattern I'm noticing. Also this nigga splurging 20$ in every stream chat is hilarious, what the fuck is this nigga doing?

"Kiwi Farms made fun of me WAHHH" Nigga... that's what we do.
 
He might be referring to me about the starman3 thing, LOL
Anyways, unless this is him being ESL, he changed his story from "almost groomed by starman3" to "groomed by starman3," which IMO are big enough differences that he shouldn't be using those two interchangeably:
If you search my YouTube comments you'll know I am VERY vocal against furries as a community and predators in general, as I was almost the prey of a Cucknadian pred called Jacob (Jacobthemhero/Starman3). Well, that and (you already know this. You probably have screenshots of my own words) the fact both my parents were ALMOST victimized as well at some point.
Funny joke but no. It was only me who was almost a victim of Starman3.

Still haven't seen proof of him being either directly or almost groomed by starman3, frankly still believing he's lying about the starman3 stuff until he provides proof or says he was lying for whatever reason.
 
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