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Claudio Hernández Castañeda / Claus Kuradeo / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausKuradeoWrites / ClausofLions / ClaudiusofLions / LionForKuraudio / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / yayofangamer16 / Gonebythedust
Hola mis kiwi amigos! Meet @FakeAFClausMystery / Claudio Castañeda, a sub 80 IQ bean nigger Mexican retard. Our hombre Claudio here can't breathe on account of his tracheal tube, but he also cannot protect his anonymity online and is another example of an OPsec disaster and why if you're interested in signing up to this forum, you should make sure to actually read the fucking registration warning and properly lurk the forum. Aside from being a tube breathing retard with zero OPsec who tried making a PA request against random furries, Claudio is also a "former" furry with a seething hatred of "european americans", is an author of cub fur fiction and posted disgusting furry porn on his e621 account, thinks that calling him a retard is "friendly fire", as if he was a core member of this community despite only registering a couple of days before being outed, and is a fan of Synthetic Man. Prior to being discovered on Kiwi Farms, Claudio was a known retard and Nintendo sperg with a long online history in the Latin American YouTube sphere, where he would sperg out at low ratings, negative comments and summon Personal Armies against his enemies, who covered him in Loquendo TTS rant videos. It seems the real "Claus Mystery" is how someone could be this fucking retarded.
YayOrigins
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As such, a young and lonely Claudio would turn to the Internet to deal with his loneliness. Claudio was an early adopter to the Internet, as when he was around 13, he would make a (now deleted) YouTube channel called "Yayofangamer" where he would upload extremely autistic Mario fangame videos with his Yayofangamer OC character.
It is also early on in this time that Claudio's autism would begin to show. Most of the videos Claudio made on his channel were either SMG4 styled videos or walkthroughs and tutorials, usually with horrible English. Claudio would get irrationally angry at people 1 staring his YouTube videos, and he would request Personal Armies against his those who did so. Claudio quickly became a target of bullying by the "Loquendo" LATAM YouTube sphere. Loquendo is Text-to-Speech software that was used by many Latin American YouTubers to make videos due to lacking access to a proper mic. Several loquendero rant videos were made about Claudio as well by other Spanish speaking LATAM YouTubers such as DevilVega, krillinfan, Gonzabomberman, SheikahSheik, PapelLuigi, and JehennaIsHere. A 150K sub verified channel called DavuuWart even took a shit on Claudio.
While Claudio's Yayofangamer channel was mostly dedicated to retarded N64 videos with Claudio's "Yayo" Mario OC, eventually Claudio would create his current channel ClausMystery, which would include commentary videos done by him covering GamerGate and lolcows such as DSP, with his wheezy tard tube voice. Claudio would become known in the Synthetic Man sphere as a known schizoposter.
ClausofKiwi
ClausofKiwiClaudio is a major paypig in Synth's community, frequently donating 50 pesos of his country's monopoly money currency to tell Synth unfunny jokes. Due to Synth's fans having a (currently) 427 page thread here on the Kiwi Farms to discuss only Synth, it has lead Claus onto the farms, where he would make a series of errors so profoundly stupid it's almost hard to believe.
(L)Simply put, Claudio has no fucking clue how things work on the Kiwi Farms. It's strongly advised by everyone on the farms that you should lurk before posting here, as there's a few basic things you need to understand about how KF functions if you don't want to get bullied off the site.
Double/Triple Posting
Claudio most likely never knew the "Quote" or "edit" buttons ever existed, and because of this you'll see him frequently double post to add absolutely nothing but autism to the threads he participated in.
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(L) (Screenshot with no link or archive. lol, lmao even.)There are a few more examples of Claudio double posting, but I don't want to get ahead of ourselves.
Thumbnails
A lot of messages that Claudio have sent have this little note at the bottom right.
That's because every single time Claudio has replied with an image, he didn't thumbnail it. For some reason, every image that Claudio posts is the biggest, largest, null clitty leaking fucking image you'll ever see in your life.
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(L) (This image is so fucking big, my 1440p monitor doesn't even cover half of it.)One of the most bizarre quirks Claudio has is how much he hates GRINGOS. I don't think he knows what site he's on.
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(L)He even requested his own Personal Army on two random furfags he met in roblox.
(Link, Roblox Thread) (Link, Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome Thread)These PA requests were the straw that broke the spic's wetback, as it was found that he had posted his own offsite YouTube account to the farms multiple times.
ClausofHalal
ClausofHalalOn April 10th, just 2 days after Claudio had made his account, Claudio would be posted by me onto the Easy To Track Hall of Shame
(L)It was found out that Claudio, who had just requested a PA on random furfags, was himself, a furfag with deviant fetishes. There was so much furfaggotry that we actually need to do a subsection for it.
ClausofFurfaggingClaudio's fursona is a lion named Claus which is clearly based on the lions of the Lego theme Legends of Chima:
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Gift art Claudio received of his lion fursona from Twitter where he complains the artist "missed out on his belly is":
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Claudio is most infamous for his written work "Maya's first bath" which is cub fur fiction written by Claudio about bathing his dog. Claudio refers to his dog as a cub and even commissioned overtly sexual artwork of his fursona bathing the "cub", which is a fucking puppy and therefor underaged.
He also wrote a furry fanfic on Muslim terrorist attack in Paris called "Long Lost Brotherhood", where he feels bad for the Muslims. (L) / (A)
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It should also be noted that Claudio used the artwork from his cub fiction as a Twitter avatar in the past. Claudio also described himself as bisexual, a "mexican RPer", and the "Pseudo-diety of the popufurs".
We actually have every Xitter bio change that he's ever made, there's some real gems in here.
We also know that Claudio has actually signed up to a sex toy shop (Lovense) with his actual gmail.
On Claudio's e621 and InkBunny accounts, he is shown to favorite furry porn of several franchises including Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Fox, Zootopia, and Lego Chima, which is likely his favorite since his main fursona is based on the Lego Theme.
Claudio claims that this is just him joking, he wouldn't actually fuck a dog. Unfortunately for him full archives of his previous FA accounts were found, this nigga likes them feral.
Not only does he jack off to feral porn, he has porn in his favorites that look like small animals. I am not downloading those images to my hard drive. Archives exist at the end of the thread.
According to Claudio, he isn't a furry anymore. Take that as you will.
Back to the halal. Now that his deviant furry fetishes were exposed, Claudio decided to take the smartest course of action, and sperged the fuck out.
Claudio's sperging can be divided into a few categories.
Denial
Despite these accounts obviously being his, and the accounts showing he has a history of furry and cub fetishes, he tried to deny the accounts were his, and denying that it was cub.
Concern Trolling
For some reason Claudio is really keen on trying to make it seem like we're all just concern trolls.
European Americans
As a continuation of his crusade against the evil gringos, he's now changed his language to be more politically correct.
Friendly Fire
Claudio also tried to say that making fun of him for being a furfag was friendly fire, and that he's actually like us (ignore his join date), and that he hates furries.
Deflecting
Because how could Claudio possibly be the pedophile, if we are all the pedophiles? Surely the group of 30 people who all think this guy is a furry degenerate are actually all the TRUE and HONEST furry degenerates, while he's the victim of a conspiracy, or something.
After pleaing with everyone to just leave him alone, I would tell him to leave the site entirely, and to do so by scrambling his password and reporting his own account to ask the mods to ban him.
He didn't scramble his password, and instead made a TTS thread asking jannies to DELETE his account.
He would make 20 more posts the very next day, and somehow they were even more retarded, he tried to apologize to everyone.
Powerleveling
How do you appease the hoard kiwis laughing at you and trying to dig up embarassing information about yourself? Well you tell a bunch of embarrassing information about yourself to them! Wait no that's retarded.
Claudio talking about how he found a prolapsed cat's asshole. It is greatly debated if he was the one to sodomized it.
Claudio talking about how he was almost groomed.
TAKE THAT OFF THE GOD DAMN INTERNET!
After trying, and failing, to get people to not call him a tiny dog fucker, Claudio decided to threaten legal action against the site if the information about him wasn't removed. Let's see how that goes!
ClausofConclusion
ClausofConclusionReading warning labels is too hard for Mexicans. If you're a newfriend signing up to the farms, it's best to lurk and learn the site culture before you autisticly stumble around and get yourself your very own halal thread. If you're Claudio, who's been acting the exact same way for 10 years, take the advice coming from your own camp:
P.S Claudio, your e-daddy hates you.
EDIT: To avoid an endless cycle of Claudio sperging, me adding that to the OP, then him sperging the fuck out again, these are going to be my last edits for current Claudio happenings.
Claudio has been sperging the fuck out on profile comments and in DMs with random people.
ClausofDox
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ClausofLinksOld YouTube (PreserveTube Archive)
YouTube (PreserveTube Archive) (Community Page Archive)
Discord ID: 681568274428854291
Twitter (Dead)
DeviantArt (Dead)
Facebook (Dead)
Skype (Dead)
Patreon (Dead)
Roblox (Archive)
Steam (Archive)
Onion Farms (Archive)
Fur Affinity (Archive) clauswritesthings / Index (Index Archive)
Fur Affinity (Dead) yayofangamer / Index (Index Archive)
InkBunny (NSFW) (Archive)
e621 (NSFW) (Archive)
Weasyl (NSFW) (Archive)
PayPal (Archive)
GameJolt (Archive)
UniversoMario Fandom Wiki (Archive)
Blockland Forums (Archive)
Mewe (Archive)
yayotzin@hotmail.com
yayofangamer15@gmail.com
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And of course, the best for last:
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Thank you to @Admiral Throbnelius for drafting and formatting, @Dickus Biggus for translating Early History videos, and @notorietus for help with research.
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