Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Detective Carey]

Sir can you explain to me where you were the days of the various death threat incidents?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Man In A Dress' foot, shotgun.

Shotgun, Man In A Dress' Foot.

That's not how shooting yourself in the foot works but I shouldn't expect the ESL nigger to understand anything at this point.
You are attracted to animals. Very much so.

Ganondorf is very hot.

Especially when he rapes a little boy, right? It's almost as good as raping a cat to death.

 

[Po's Cootah]

"You chould eh keel jourself pendeho."
"Wow when you put it like that, life is worth living. Thank you worthless beaner man."
"Noooo jou are supposed to keel jourself, homes. Don'tjew know that wypipo will be replaced just like it says in el pornographia? Look at these statistics, esse."
"Well then I've got some work to do! Thank you again worthless beaner man, for making me feel like a worthwhile person again!"
*click* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*



*another fly gets caught in Claudio's neck tube*

POV: You're paying the suicide hotline and your credit card declines but you still manage to get motivated to live

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Your age of consent is literally 12 years old in multiple areas of Mexico.

Hey, Goycast Guy.

1. Do not deflect.

2. Do you even know how age of consent even works? Are you a pedophile?

This makes it sound like you support CSAM. Unlucky!

Take your meds

I know I definitely won’t if only to piss you off.

You stole that line from me. Not only Gringos have most their foundation done from the inventions of either (legal) immigrants, jews or (spoiler), but YOU can't even make up your own zingers!

Never change, it's funny for the rest of the world.

Oh? By the way. Your country created Pride.

All the children groomed directly from Pride?

Your fault.

That's not how shooting yourself in the foot works but I shouldn't expect the ESL nigger to understand anything at this point.

No, you still did. Your logic applies to the GTA non-troversy (Hell, even the Manhunt nontroversy)

Therefore...

You now have a stump. Imagine calling millions of teens and adults that LITERALLY only like anthros, zoophiles.

I'm sure that's... uh... How you'll get allies. Worked well for Hollywood and the demonization of the 99% of their clientele!

...Oh wait, it didn't. Oops!

Especially when he rapes a little boy, right

Every accusation from you = Projection.

You can't even prove what you are saying. Not a single screenshot of YOUR accusation has been shown.

 

[Sludgeholden]

You now have a stump. Imagine calling millions of teens and adults that LITERALLY only like anthros, zoophiles.

IF THERE ARE A BILLION DUNG BEETLES ON EARTH, DO THEY SUDDENLY NOT EAT SHIT?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Really what Claudio's doing is a form of reverse psychology. See, when a genetic dead end like Claudio taunts you with your eventual suicide and extinction as foretold by (((The Science)))

The jews forced you to not fuck your wifes?

Okay then.

Sounds like hilarious copium to me. Propaganda can do so much, white boy.

ecome the ultimate gigachad and sire one million white children.

Rape is bad, Tablet.

We made up the cat-raping allegations because it's funny" isn't the win you think it is, especially when that's all everyone has been doing this whole time; making up shit to get you to act like a tard who got his tendies taken away.
No court is going to prosecute your case and if you think they will then I invite you to seek out Misters Greer and Rekieta to help assemble your lolsuit.

WOAH A DOUBLEEEEEE!


...Wait, why would I even sue you? The courts wouldn't even be able to get your name to EVEN send letters. (We both know why, but Joshua isn't self aware enough to wonder why banks don't want him. It's not because he is le based heckin' chad. He's a liability for any bank)

>federally
Right, Mexico, a country well known for it's state cohesion and for having an obedient population that totally listens to everything the gooberment tells them.

Binaric.

You are from united states.

Breaking the law is essentially the most patriotic thing you can do over there.

The pleroma awaits me, hylic.

Can you choose a LARP and stick with it?

another fly gets caught in Claudio's neck tube*

No one tell Tablet that mosquitos aren't that agile to pin point such a small location. Why else do you think they crash against glass?

All the children groomed directly from Pride?

Technically it is also @Goycast Guy (and Americans by proxy)'s fault dod children getting exposed to middle aged men ass or cock.

 

[BinaricHate]

You are from united states.

no??? I've been very open about the fact that I'm also an ESLoid.
Besides, even if I were a burger that doesn't change the fact that the average mutt is 10 times more likely to adhere to the law than the average latinxoid. Cope and sneed.

 

[Tablet County]

The jews forced you to not fuck your wifes?

Okay then.

Sounds like hilarious copium to me. Propaganda can do so much, white boy.

Keep trusting your statistics goy. Just because you're a genetic dead end doesn't mean the eeeeevil gringos can't get any.
Besides, Father Yakub has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hyperboreans in cryostasis ready to bolster our ranks when Helter Skelter starts.

Rape is bad, Tablet.

You're the one who raped a cat.

WOAH A DOUBLEEEEEE!

You realize I've told you this to your face multiple times? I don't know if you have early-onset dementia or you just really like my company and want an excuse to continue talking with me.

Can you choose a LARP and stick with it?

No I'm a free spirit.

No one tell Tablet that-- *another fly gets stuck in his air tube*

Poopy-di-scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poopty-scoopty, scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy-whoop-scoop
Poop, poop, scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop-poop

You stole that line from me. Not only Gringos have most their foundation done from the inventions of either (legal) immigrants, jews or (spoiler), but YOU can't even make up your own zingers!

We've been doing this to you this whole time. Literally everything that has been said to you in this thread has been handcrafted to piss you off. You should know this, you've never left this thread.
Not to mention, you've been stealing other people's shit too, nigga!
I'm starting to wonder about my dementia theory.

 

[cirs]

Rape is bad, Tablet.

you raped a cat kill yourself zoophile

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

I just realized something and I feel the need to ask you another question. I know this is technically going against the one at a time delimiter you set because you never answered my last one, but I need to know.

The Maya drawing you commissioned was supposedly based on real events, right? And the lion, which was supposed to be you, was naked.

Why were you naked in the shower with your dog?

 

[Man In A Dress]

You now have a stump. Imagine calling millions of teens and adults that LITERALLY only like anthros, zoophiles.

I sincerely doubt millions of teens and adults are sexually attracted to anthro lions and cub pornography. Those that are attracted are certainly zoophiles because surprise, they are attracted to the animal characteristics.

I'm sure that's... uh... How you'll get allies.

Don't need allies for anything. You're a pedophile.

Every accusation from you = Projection.

You can't even prove what you are saying. Not a single screenshot of YOUR accusation has been shown.

I'm not the guy liking pictures of Ganondorf raping a child on e621. I already gave you the link to the post retard. Not my problem if you want to be a disingenuous faggot.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Keep trusting your statistics goy. Just because you're a genetic dead end doesn't mean the eeeeevil gringos can't get any.

Are you... implying you are not 8% of the world's population?

Oh boy. So much to dissect here.

???

Prove it.

You realize I've told you this to your face multiple times? I don't know if you have early-onset dementia or you just really like my company and want an excuse to continue talking with me.

Said the one that thinks this won't sound strange for people who just got to page 1 and they see YOUR screenshots that say no one actually cares.

If you think that doesn't look suspicious in your part, then you are delusional.

One could say that you have an overdose of delusion. even James wasn't this delusional in Silent Hill.

No I'm a free spirit.

Translation: Hypocrite

've been doing this to you this whole time. Literally everything that has been said to you in this thread has been handcrafted to piss you off

What a... flex.

Lmao.

you raped a cat kill yourself zoophile

I wouldn't even rape your mouth with a red hot steel rod.

The Maya drawing you commissioned was supposedly based on real events, right? And the lion, which was supposed to be you, was naked.

Why were you naked in the shower with your dog?

Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.

'm not the guy liking pictures of Ganondorf raping a child on e621. I already gave you the link to the post retard. Not my problem if you want to be a disingenuous faggot

Nope. You didn't.

Don't need allies for anything.

Yup, you are so going to die if shit hits the fan up there.

I sincerely doubt millions of teens and adults are sexually attracted to anthro lions—

Tell me you are the literal definition of hikkikomori without telling me you are one of those.

Questions like the one you just did @DoNotFeedTheSneed DoNot would make you deserve a fucking beating.

 

[Spectate]

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Nigger what. Why do you shower naked with your dog. Do you use the actual shower head to wash your tiny ass dog?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

The vast majority of dog owners stay outside the shower with their clothes on as they clean their pets. Why did you get naked and then get into the shower with your dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.

But if I kill myself I’ll go to hell. My master is sitting atop the throne in the kingdom of heaven.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Nigger what. Why do you shower naked with your dog. Do you use the actual shower head to wash your tiny ass dog?

That "tiny ass dog" is still alive today and she just turned 10. You fucking retard. Her age should already debunk any kind of sexual abuse you LOVE to concoct in your (quite literally) autistic brains. YOU (and I as well) know that most dogs that are raped or sexually abused end up dying at some point from organ failure.

But then I remember, it is you, @Sperg Spectating. Facts don't matter, only emotions and lynch mob tactics. Too bad that the only lynch mob tactics that you can do irl, because you wouldn't survive an attempt on me irl. I would make sure on that.

"B-B-BUT LE HECKIN' MURDER!!"

Any fucking court, even Mexico's, would see that a 1 v 6+ people and determine who the fuck is the aggressor.

The mob, of course. Every single extra person is just more ammo for the 1 individual team to say "They feared for their lives".

By the way, self defense killing is legal in my state, so don't fucking think about smoking a blunt and spread lies.

Again.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Nope. You didn't.

I did. You wanted me to post the images for you. And I tell you I will not be seeking out cub porn for you.

Yup, you are so going to die if shit hits the fan up there.

Up where? I'll be perfectly fine.

Tell me you are the literal definition of hikkikomori without telling me you are one of those.

Questions like the one you just did @DoNotFeedTheSneed DoNot would make you deserve a fucking beating.

Good thing I didn't ask a question then
You don't seem to think before you post. It's hardly my fault for seeing the proof that you are a pedophile and coming to that conclusion.

would make you deserve a fucking beating.

Seethe more fag. Pray to your moon god and watch as nothing happens.

 

[Spectate]

None of that is an explanation for why you get naked in the shower with your dog.

 

[NoxTuk]

Retard question is retarded.

Do you fucking want a dog's owner to get their clothes soaked as they shower their dog?

Fucking retard. Kill yourself and go where your master is.

You got naked? To shower your dog?
Holy fuck you must be the most retarded person I've ever seen on the internet.

Are shower heads not detachable in your shithole country?

 

[Chapalapachapa]

i dont know a single human being who
1- gets naked to shower their dogs
2.- think about their age when discussing sexual abuse
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda what in the world is wrong with you you fucking creep

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Are shower heads not detachable in your shithole country?

Even if they aren’t, he could have just stood outside the shower and not gotten wet.

Maybe they needed to conserve water so he needed to take his shower at the same time or something? I know his family isn’t the most well off.