Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Will Claudio be able to make an adequate sacrifice in time?

Who knows? Maybe he’ll make the ultimate sacrifice by finally putting down the cup.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda stop this. all of this. whats the matter with you. you need a father figure so ill bang your whore mother and make you call me papi. log off, its bad for your mental health

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I'm concerned Ruben may have inadvertantly signed the death sentence on Claudio's dog. That poor weenie is gonna get rage-fucked to death. We should probably start preparing some touching memorials.

 

[Tread Miller]

I'm concerned Ruben may have inadvertantly signed the death sentence on Claudio's dog. That poor weenie is gonna get rage-fucked to death. We should probably start preparing some touching memorials.

I wonder if the anti-Ruben Sim furries will accept Claudio now.

 

[Jhonny Jhon]

I bet his parents took away his computer privileges, and he is laying in his bed, cursing the kiwifarms and thinking of how to best molest small animals.

 

[Xev]

Jfc did this retard really just post his Roblox gooner friends list then ping Ruben Sim and insinuate that he is an ageplay diaper fetishist, and then Ruben came in and kicked Claudio in the balls? That was fantastic.

 

[Big Beefus]

i bet that breathing tube whistlin hella loud rn

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This little nigger posts pictures of his dog dressed up like a little kid. He jerks it to pictures of little kid animals. There's no way he hasn't molested this poor pupper.

This is a 30 year old man's dog, in case you thought it might belong to a 12 year old girl. He claims not to be a furry zoophile. You be the judge.

 

[Sludgeholden]

HIS TIME LAST SEEN MATCHES RIGHT ON THE MINUTE HE LEFT HIS LAST POST. THIS MEANS THAT HE LIKELY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT RUBEN SIM HAS BELTED HIS ASS! HE'S IN FOR A SURPRISE THAT STUNTS EVEN SOLEMANI'S BOMBASTIC BLOWOUT.

A WIN FOR ALL CHILDREN AND PATRIOTS!

 

[GizmoG]

#MayasLifeMatters

 

[Detective Carey]

Well, catching up on this thread was certain a rollercoaster ride.

I'm glad to know all of the south american immigrants irritating everyone by refusing to speak English and snatching up all the cheap rentals to live crammed in 10 deep are just an astroturfed hit piece by Hollywood, and aren't actually real. I'm still confused on the mechanics of how they pulled this off though, since I clearly see and intereact with them daily. Is it perhaps some sort of project bluebeam deepstate shenanigans? Project bluebean if you will?

I'm also not sure how I'm going to fill out my report to Lieutenant Block about how Mexicans apparently shower nude with their pets to stay warm and avoid getting sick in vaguely cool weather, let alone how I'm even going to begin explaining the whole Roblox thing to him.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

List of things Claudio will never explain:
- Why he raped that cat to death
- Why is he so retarded
- Why is he intimidated by Soycast Guy
- Why he raped that cat to death
- Why does he get naked and in the tub when bathing his dog
- Why he raped that cat to death
- Why does he worship an evil god that asks for newborn sacrifices
- Why does he pretend to be christian despite committing the worst sins (e.g. raping that cat to death and being a homosexual)
- Why he raped that cat to death
- Why does he ERP with koopa troopas on Twitter
- Why does he visit Roblox hangout places with little boys
- Why does he lie to his family and boyfriend about his Kiwifarms thread
- Why he raped that cat to death
- Why is he paradoxically both hu-white and also indigenous or whatever the fuck

And lastly, why he raped that cat to death.

 

[Lost It All Dood]

415 pages, no manifesto, banned from Roblox, blood pressure increasing, mom took away the computer.

how is Claudio supposed to hold all these wins? his wheelchair is going to shatter under the immense weight.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

He's back and he's rating posts. Get ready for some epic winning. He's gonna teach his new arch-rival Ruben what it means to mess with the tropic thunder.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I was asleep.

No, I'm not banned from any games. Shocker.

 

[Lost It All Dood]

I was asleep.

No, I'm not banned from any games. Shocker.

Ruben Sim just said you've been banned from Roblox.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I was asleep.

No, I'm not banned from any games. Shocker.

"No I was not banned, stalker child, enjoy getting killed."

— Claudio "Monctezuma" Castañeda.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda Thanks for pinging me for the third time this week. I went ahead and added you to the EASI database for being a cub fanfiction writer, which bans you from 200 of Roblox's top games and counting. I also hit the Ignore button on your account so I won't see your notifications anymore.

Thank you for that. Maybe someone ought to put this fucker in place, even if he's too retarded to know when he should just shut up.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Do you really think everywhere else is like fucking USA? The fucking place I live is template the majority of the year, that means it can get cold.

Just buy a cheap bathtub and a hose, it's not hard. Also, you don't need to bathe your dog all the time, just do it once a month or so.

By the way... Did you struggle at geography or something? I was taught that places like the Europe and the USA had temperate climates in middle school.

 

[Detective Carey]

Sir can you tell me more about project bluebean and how all of the immigrants everyone interacts with in the US are just some sort of Hollywood astroturfed holographic flim flammery? Where are (((they))) projecting these beanbeams from? Is it from the moon?