Clearing up Christian Misconceptions

[timtommy]

I think it's still disputed if he's an actual racist, though I don't think he is.

"Racist" is a bit of a catch-all term. It can mean KKK, skinhead "eliminate/deport anyone who isn't pure white". I don't see any reason to believe Chris feels this way.

It can also refer to people who subscribe to stereotypes about other races, and are a little uncomfortable around them. The type of person who begins a lot of sentences "I am not racist, but ..." This often arises from a lack of cultural exposure and ignorance. There have been several little pieces of evidence that Chris fits in this group, although maybe not to a huge level.

As a side note, he always describes his sweetheart as "non-black". I don't think it is racist at all to be attracted to certain races over others. I am just a little confused when people express it publicly, because it seems likely to rub people the wrong way. I am not confused about Chris, he is clueless, but I have spent some time on online dating sites and noticed it there. I have read multiple girls profiles saying "I am not into black guys". It strikes me that it would be easy to ignore/politely rebuff a potential black suitor if you don't put that in, but it doesn't seem like the most likely way to impress a white guy who may be into you.

 

[Picklepower]

Chris isn't a Stormfront level racist, but I think he may be abit afraid of da ethnics, unless they are hot "Sailor Moon like" Japanese gals. Also, Megan isn't a Nazi and Michael Snyder probably isn't Jewish, there is nothing that indicates he is, Chris just thought his name "sounded Jewish", and latched on to that idea.

 

[Night Terror]

Chris does not, in fact, talk to Sonichu, Rosechu, Megagi Le Skunk, etc. He is in fact talking to himself.

But he thinks he's talking to them. That means he is talking to them! 8-)

 

[The Dude]

Chris does not, in fact, talk to Sonichu, Rosechu, Megagi Le Skunk, etc. He is in fact talking to himself.

But he thinks he's talking to them. That means he is talking to them! 8-)

R U 'avin a giggl ther m8?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris does not, in fact, talk to Sonichu, Rosechu, Megagi Le Skunk, etc. He is in fact talking to himself.

But he thinks he's talking to them. That means he is talking to them! 8-)

I think Chris pretends to talk to them, but later on he decides he would prefer if that conversation had actually been real, therefore he rewrites history and says it always was.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris does not, in fact, talk to Sonichu, Rosechu, Megagi Le Skunk, etc. He is in fact talking to himself.

But he thinks he's talking to them. That means he is talking to them! 8-)

I think Chris pretends to talk to them, but later on he decides he would prefer if that conversation had actually been real, therefore he rewrites history and says it always was.

Essentially, he retcons real life. Unsurprising.

 

[bradsternum]

There's a lot of things on here that people speculate about, and then it gets repeated a thousand times, and eventually becomes fact.

 

[Mooma_Moopa]

Everything bad said about Chris is a misconception. It's all because of those dang dirty trolls :x

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Everything bad said about Chris is a misconception. It's all because of those dang dirty trolls :x

 

[Marvin]

There's a lot of things on here that people speculate about, and then it gets repeated a thousand times, and eventually becomes fact.

Eh, not really. With potential Chris facts, people question those sorts of rumors because they're not on the cwcki.

 

[bradsternum]

Here's one that irritates me.

There are plenty of good examples of Chris being an arrogant fuck. This isn't one of them. I know a lot of autistic people, and they get extremely nervous in public. He's holding onto his Sonichu medallion, possibly to make him feel comfortable. There's zero evidence he's trying to show it to the camera.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Chris is not actually straight, and lives a gay lifestyle with his boyfriend, former N Sync member, Lance Bass.

This is a blatant lie. Lets be real, Lance Bass can do way better than Chris.

 

[IgnorantBystander]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Chris does not, in fact, talk to Sonichu, Rosechu, Megagi Le Skunk, etc. He is in fact talking to himself.

But he thinks he's talking to them. That means he is talking to them! 8-)

I think Chris pretends to talk to them, but later on he decides he would prefer if that conversation had actually been real, therefore he rewrites history and says it always was.

Somehow even creepier to me.

 

[CatParty]

i believe either marvin or alec confirmed him believing he'd get the gameplace

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

From what I remember Chris thought he would win the case. He also thought that winning the case wasn't just proving his innocence but also give him rewards (Being let back into the Game Place comes to mind). Perhaps much more.

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

 

[Marvin]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

It's not a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this."

I don't know about public evidence of it, though. We might need to work on getting that.

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

 

[IgnorantBystander]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

It's not a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this."

I don't know about public evidence of it, though. We might need to work on getting that.

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

Oh, this has to come out at some point. This is too hilarious to sit on. Please?

 

[QI 541]

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

Stuff like this is why Chris is the most hilarious lolcow ever.

 

[Marvin]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

It's not a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this."

I don't know about public evidence of it, though. We might need to work on getting that.

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

Oh, this has to come out at some point. This is too hilarious to sit on. Please?

Workin' on it!