Clearing up Christian Misconceptions

[IgnorantBystander]

Oh, this has to come out at some point. This is too hilarious to sit on. Please?

Workin' on it!

 

[KatsuKitty]

Here's one that irritates me.

There are plenty of good examples of Chris being an arrogant fuck. This isn't one of them. I know a lot of autistic people, and they get extremely nervous in public. He's holding onto his Sonichu medallion, possibly to make him feel comfortable. There's zero evidence he's trying to show it to the camera.

How cute, Chris and Barb in the background.

 

[Christ-Chan]

How cute, Chris and Barb in the background.

Oh yeah, now that you mention it I see it!

EDIT: I've been working in Photoshop all day for my gig, I can't be bothered to put in the effort to make the joke funny.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think he clearly is showing the medallion to the camera. It fits Chris's rationale: "I show Sonichu to the camera 50 feet away, people watching TV say, 'WOW, that looks like an electry kejog pokyman'. I'm going to look for that on the internet and IGNORE all results that slander its creator. I should throw money at this somehow and if I'm a woman, have sex with him!"

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

It's not a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this."

I don't know about public evidence of it, though. We might need to work on getting that.

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

Yeah, this has been mentioned before but I always assumed it was part of the stuff that was too sensitive too release so I never tried to chase it up.

The way I believe Chris reacted to the whole thing was that he didn't actually comprehend that he was the defendant in a criminal case. Instead it's like he felt it would play out like at school, where a teacher would sit two pupils down and determine who's fault it was; Chris would tell the judge about how Snyder was a big meanie and a bully, so the judge would then tell Snyder to "give Chris his toys back" so to speak.

 

[QI 541]

I think he clearly is showing the medallion to the camera. It fits Chris's rationale: "I show Sonichu to the camera 50 feet away, people watching TV say, 'WOW, that looks like an electry kejog pokyman'. I'm going to look for that on the internet and IGNORE all results that slander its creator. I should throw money at this somehow and if I'm a woman, have sex with him!"

Chris doesn't understand subtlety. If he was trying to advertise Sonichu on the camera, it would be obvious.

I'm not even sure if he noticed the camera.

 

[Silvana]

'electry kejog pokyman'

Forgive me, but that's still making me giggle, even as I type! A new forum rank, perhaps - or must all forum ranks be things Chris has actually said? (Then again, his speech was never good to begin with, and has presumably deteriorated in recent years...)

 

[bradsternum]

I think he clearly is showing the medallion to the camera. It fits Chris's rationale: "I show Sonichu to the camera 50 feet away, people watching TV say, 'WOW, that looks like an electry kejog pokyman'. I'm going to look for that on the internet and IGNORE all results that slander its creator. I should throw money at this somehow and if I'm a woman, have sex with him!"

I disagree. Chris is a shameless self promoter, not a subtle salesman.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Honestly I don't think there is enough info to determine whether or not it is shameless plugging.

 

[Christ-Chan]

The way I believe Chris reacted to the whole thing was that he didn't actually comprehend that he was the defendant in a criminal case. Instead it's like he felt it would play out like at school, where a teacher would sit two pupils down and determine who's fault it was; Chris would tell the judge about how Snyder was a big meanie and a bully, so the judge would then tell Snyder to "give Chris his toys back" so to speak.

Maybe he was surprised the judge wasn't a woman named Judy.

 

[Pikonic]

I like to note that I don't think Chris isn't a pedophile. He's childish, works on a children's comic (like many socially normal adults do, minus what Chris might find 'ok' for kids), and accused someone else of being a pedophile, but these really don't make a valid argument.
He's just immature and kinda dumb

 

[MrTroll]

I think he clearly is showing the medallion to the camera. It fits Chris's rationale: "I show Sonichu to the camera 50 feet away, people watching TV say, 'WOW, that looks like an electry kejog pokyman'. I'm going to look for that on the internet and IGNORE all results that slander its creator. I should throw money at this somehow and if I'm a woman, have sex with him!"

I feel like he would have walked up to the camera and tried to say or do something very blatant if this was the case. As said above, he does not understand subtlety, nor would he be smart enough to realize that they could just either re-record the segment without him in it if it's not live, or if it is, just cut it out, since live video is recorded on a broadcast delay.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Here's one that I've been wondering about...

It's been said several times on the forum that Chris believed, before he went to court over the hit & run, that he would somehow be given ownership of The Game Place, and Snyder would go to jail, but I've not seen any of that on the cwcki. Is that something that he actually said, or is it a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this" and it eventually became accepted as TRUE and HONEST?

It's not a case of "Yeah, Chris would totally think this."

I don't know about public evidence of it, though. We might need to work on getting that.

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

Yeah, this has been mentioned before but I always assumed it was part of the stuff that was too sensitive too release so I never tried to chase it up.

The way I believe Chris reacted to the whole thing was that he didn't actually comprehend that he was the defendant in a criminal case. Instead it's like he felt it would play out like at school, where a teacher would sit two pupils down and determine who's fault it was; Chris would tell the judge about how Snyder was a big meanie and a bully, so the judge would then tell Snyder to "give Chris his toys back" so to speak.

Essentially this, though I think he had Phoenix Wright more in mind (with maybe a dash of Perry Mason). Except, like you said, it wasn't a tense and dramatic shouting match to determine who was the guilty party; the question was rather 'how hard can we nail the guilty party?'

 

[NiggoFiggo]

I think he clearly is showing the medallion to the camera. It fits Chris's rationale: "I show Sonichu to the camera 50 feet away, people watching TV say, 'WOW, that looks like an electry kejog pokyman'. I'm going to look for that on the internet and IGNORE all results that slander its creator. I should throw umoney at this somehow and if I'm a woman, have sex with him!"

Chris doesn't understand subtlety. If he was trying to advertise Sonichu on the camera, it would be obvious.

I'm not even sure if he noticed the camera.

Chris may be a tard but im pretty sure he notice that women being interviewed by a news team. Those news cameras are huge, and look at the video he flashes his medal on purpose

 

[Picklepower]

Chris thought court would be like Harvey Dirdban.

 

[LordCustos3]

His duck is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent .

The sad part is the rest of him is "bent" instead.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think he clearly is showing the medallion to the camera. It fits Chris's rationale: "I show Sonichu to the camera 50 feet away, people watching TV say, 'WOW, that looks like an electry kejog pokyman'. I'm going to look for that on the internet and IGNORE all results that slander its creator. I should throw money at this somehow and if I'm a woman, have sex with him!"

I feel like he would have walked up to the camera and tried to say or do something very blatant if this was the case. As said above, he does not understand subtlety, nor would he be smart enough to realize that they could just either re-record the segment without him in it if it's not live, or if it is, just cut it out, since live video is recorded on a broadcast delay.

Chris is still afraid of adults.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

- He doesn't go around in full tomgirl and make-up anymore. He wears a sports bra though. This isn't to say Chris will never go out in full drag again but rather there have been no new pics, Chris claims, or sightings of him doing so in years. He still identifies himself as a tomgirl.

- Many of the things he did in videos were suggested by undercover trolls. Chris is terrible with instructions and would sometimes fuck up the execution or alter the planted idea/request/script so it was in his comfort zone. Please remember this before you diagnos him with a disorder based mostly on his actions in videos.

 

[BillRiley]

Being able to own the Game Place sounds like comedic exageration.

It's funny, but not exaggeration. At least as far as Chris' nutjob beliefs go.

I'm having a little trouble wrapping my head around that. What possible chain of reasoning could lead Chris to believe, if he won the court case, that he'd be given AN ENTIRE BUSINESS :?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

There's no evidence that Bob ever owned a gun, even though he's an old guy from Texas.

I mean, if you had a kid like Chris, would you keep a gun around the house