Clearing up Christian Misconceptions

[Kosher Dill]

If shit goes sideways after Bricktoberfest, you might have to humanely put Lennie down like in To Kill A Mockingbird (according to Chris)

That doesn't sound like the American classic I know!

 

[Descent]

If shit goes sideways after Bricktoberfest, you might have to humanely put Lennie down like in To Kill A Mockingbird (according to Chris)

That doesn't sound like the American classic I know!

To Kill a Mockingbird is about the guy who leaves presents in the tree. Remember, the moral is "Be kind to your neighbour and they'll be kind to you".

Oh, also a lawyer and court scene or something.

 

[A-№1]

...if you had a kid like Chris, would you keep a gun around the house

Absolutely. If shit goes sideways after Bricktoberfest, you might have to humanely put Lennie down like in To Kill A Mockingbird (according to Chris), or eat a bullet yourself.

You have brought shame upon your High School English Teacher.

It's Of Mice and Men you're thinking of.

Oh, and you're right about no taxpayer funded 24/7 daycare for manbabies. Chris is going to end up alternating between jail and the streets. No question.

Edit: I missed the "according to Chris". So it is he who has shamed his High School English Teacher. Is there no end to his malfeasance?

 

[CatParty]

...if you had a kid like Chris, would you keep a gun around the house

Absolutely. If shit goes sideways after Bricktoberfest, you might have to humanely put Lennie down like in To Kill A Mockingbird (according to Chris), or eat a bullet yourself.

You have brought shame upon your High School English Teacher.

It's Of Mice and Men you're thinking of.

Oh, and you're right about no taxpayer funded 24/7 daycare for manbabies. Chris is going to end up alternating between jail and the streets. No question.

Edit: I missed the "according to Chris". So it is he who has shamed his High School English Teacher. Is there no end to his malfeasance?

who in his life hasn't he shamed?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

My personal pet peeve: Chris isn't on his way to a state-funded group home at any point.

State-funded playpens for poor misunderstood autistic adults are a myth, like sasquatch or Rusty Blackleford. I think it's perpetuated because some folks just can't stomach how much worse Chris' future prospects really are, or how unforgiving the world can be.

^^THAT.

It's a common misconception that Chris will be saved by being placed in an autistic-friendly group home, requiring no expense on his part nor any commitment on his part. It's the "happy end" to the CWC Saga that everyone thinks they want to see. The myth is made believable because there are some parts of the world (and to a degree, parts of the USA) where this would be a possibility. However, Virginia is not one of them. The end of the line for Chris involves either prison, an insane asylum, or being homeless.

Yet no matter how many times this is explained, people can't grasp it.

 

[CatParty]

My personal pet peeve: Chris isn't on his way to a state-funded group home at any point.

State-funded playpens for poor misunderstood autistic adults are a myth, like sasquatch or Rusty Blackleford. I think it's perpetuated because some folks just can't stomach how much worse Chris' future prospects really are, or how unforgiving the world can be.

^^THAT.

It's a common misconception that Chris will be saved by being placed in an autistic-friendly group home, requiring no expense on his part nor any commitment on his part. It's the "happy end" to the CWC Saga that everyone thinks they want to see. The myth is made believable because there are some parts of the world (and to a degree, parts of the USA) where this would be a possibility. However, Virginia is not one of them. The end of the line for Chris involves either prison, an insane asylum, or being homeless.

Yet no matter how many times this is explained, people can't grasp it.

a group home would require someone who cares about him, paying for him to be there. barb ain't doing that and no one else cares. not to mention, it would have happened by now if barb cared about her son.

 

[waffle]

The group home shit isn't relevant anyway, Chris would never agree and at the rate he's falling apart mentally he's going to belong in an asylum before long.

 

[The Knife]

It's actually pretty possible that Chris might be eligible for some kind of state-run assisted independent living through his SSDI, and with him living near University of Virginia (which has an amazing psych department), the area's probably littered with independent living homes masquerading as federal housing. The trouble is that I don't think Chris can or should live alone, and I doubt he'd pull his weight in a group setting. And people who get kicked out of assisted living DO end up in prison or on the street.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

It's actually pretty possible that Chris might be eligible for some kind of state-run assisted independent living through his SSDI, and with him living near University of Virginia (which has an amazing psych department), the area's probably littered with independent living homes masquerading as federal housing. The trouble is that I don't think Chris can or should live alone, and I doubt he'd pull his weight in a group setting. And people who get kicked out of assisted living DO end up in prison or on the street.

Heh its going to be like Real World, only with thosr with mental disabilities. Chris would get kicked out cause like you said he wont pull his weight. "Chris its your week to take out trash and you havent did it it *insert chris usual complaint of stress, trolls, etc, etc*" You see Rick over there? He has cerberal parsley and he washes dishes everyday, you have no excuse chris, time for a house meeting"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Heh its going to be like Real World

MTV should do "The Real World: C-ville". Seven over-tanned, frosted-tipped, pissy entitled teenagers with surfboards and guitars should move in to 14 B-court with Chris, and cameras would record them all for 10 weeks.

 

[A-№1]

who in his life hasn't he shamed?

Anna's pretty shameless.

MTV should do "The Real World: C-ville". Seven over-tanned, frosted-tipped, pissy entitled teenagers with surfboards and guitars should move in to 14 B-court with Chris, and cameras would record them all for 10 weeks.

For true trainwreck television it has to be Chris on "The Bachelor".

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

For true trainwreck television it has to be Chris on "The Bachelor".

I would soooooo watch this!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

First Twist: the girls find out the man they're after is Chris.
Second Twist: they find out he's disgusting, but "rich"
Third twist: the lucky girl finds out he's poor
Fourth Twist: she marries him, at the risk of looking like a shallow skank on tv. Th show gives them both $10 million.
Fifth twist: after defiling herself over and over on their wedding night, the girl wakes up to find a receipt for $10 million in PSN credits in Chris's pocket.

 

[GFYS]

It's actually pretty possible that Chris might be eligible for some kind of state-run assisted independent living through his SSDI, and with him living near University of Virginia (which has an amazing psych department), the area's probably littered with independent living homes masquerading as federal housing. The trouble is that I don't think Chris can or should live alone, and I doubt he'd pull his weight in a group setting. And people who get kicked out of assisted living DO end up in prison or on the street.

Chris would have to willingly give up some of his tugboat, to live there, and he would have to abide by their rules. Again, for emphasis... Christian Weston Chandler - THE irresponsible lolcow of the internet - would have to decide to spend his on something that's not a toy, game, or food. Christian Weston Chandler - THE self-absorbed meathead who has been banned from multiple McDonalds, Target, Walmart, College, and the mall - would then have to live by the rules of the house, and not get into trouble. Christian Weston Chandler. Spending money wisely. Following rules.

I don't see Chris doing that for very long - hell, I can't see him considering it, even if he were freezing and starving in his home. His routine is burying himself in his home, with his video games, toys, fatty food, and hate. Nothing tops that. No dreams, no ambitions, no shame, no motivator trumps his desire to sit in his own filth and play, while the world bends to his will.

If a court ever forces him to live outside of 14 BC, it's most-likely only going to be a jail cell, prison cell, or mental hospital (which is a prison with full-time pharmacists). Maybe he'll move between these, a halfway house, and his house if he can behave himself and maintain employment during his parole or probationary periods (which I doubt he can).

Virginia is actually very well equipped to take in and support profoundly disabled people. Chris doesn't meet the most-commonly accepted diagnostic criteria for being forced into a state or federally run assisted living facility, however. He's not a child, and he's not disabled enough. Is he dysfunctional? Hell yeah. But the court will see that as a lifestyle decision, not a result of his HFA.

Now, I'm not saying he couldn't win the judicial lottery, and find a sympathetic judge that'll bump him down. But it's really unlikely. And, it might still end up as a a stepping stone to a mental hospital or prison cell, if he can't abide by the rules.

 

[Pikonic]

First Twist: the girls find out the man they're after is Chris.
Second Twist: they find out he's disgusting, but "rich"
Third twist: the lucky girl finds out he's poor
Fourth Twist: she marries him, at the risk of looking like a shallow skank on tv. Th show gives them both $10 million.
Fifth twist: after defiling herself over and over on their wedding night, the girl wakes up to find a receipt for $10 million in PSN credits in Chris's pocket.

Best divorce court episode ever?