CLICK THIS THREAD TO DIE INSTANTLY

[Prof. Chaos]

LIAR!!!

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

This just confirms what I suspected: I'm already in Hell.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

OP, you're going to Klendathu for this shit.

 

[doodoocaca]

Damn, still gotta live in this bitch of a world. Cute critter tho.

 

[innocent jogger]

CONGRATURATIONS! !!
YOU ARR DEAD - VERY THANKS FOR PLAYING

Click the following link to continue...

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nothing happened. So, I am already in hell. Makes sense.

 

[Vernerus]

I am holding you personally responsible for the lack of things happening to me, OP.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

It didn't kill me so I suppose customs demand I kill you now.

 

[Cascade]

Imagine if it worked and your loved ones saw you dead sitting in front of a monitor with a weird website open and a picture of a salamander.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I tabbed through the links and pressed Enter to open the thread, I am immune

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I've never felt more alive.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

 

[Xenomorph]

Well.......let's go already!

 

[Kit Marz]

All that happened was my cat yelling at me and biting my arm. That's not even close to dying and I want a refund

 

[crowabunga]

Goddamn quantum immortality is best at mitigating instant annihilation

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I was about to get angry at my continued existence, but that wet salamander abated my anger, so you'll live, for now...​

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Screw you ass hole, I took out a massive life insurance policy. Now my family is screwed.

 

[spaztocate9000]

Thanks!

I'm now in heaven writing this comment and can spend even more time on the farms.

 

[Xenomorph]

Thanks!

I'm now in heaven writing this comment and can spend even more time on the farms.

How's the internet connection up there?

 

[spaztocate9000]

How's the internet connection up there?

Infinity petabits per nanosecond. Every time I hit post new dimensions are created.