lexunscripted Asks:
Holy shit, what are you smoking?!? That must be some fucking powerful shit!
clivedavinci Said:
i smoke pussy fibers, pubes from bitches in my joint, and i don’t use saliva to slicken the paper sealed, i use pussyjuices to do that, to seal in all that fishy nonfreshness yo
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Anonymous Asks:
Why the fuck do you post long ass paragraphs of nonsense on pictures that barely relate to whatever you're talking about
clivedavinci Said:
because man, if i posted things that weren’t nonsensical, accordant to a body and large penis looking like this in pictures, the world would have a hissy bitch fit and just convulse to orgasm, almost simultaneously, all the women of the world would be like that wave where seaters rise to throw up their arms in stadiums, except if my wave ever came, it would be orgasmic pleasure for the world’s woman, they’d rumble the entire earth with all that bullshit, so i just try to inject a little crazy so that it downplays me a bit, it knicks my perfection, rubs a blotting of grease on such a shiny vase, such a shiny ass
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Anonymous Asks:
Damn dude that description is a novel in itself.
clivedavinci Said:
if i wrote one word onto my penis, from the lands it spans in its great-wall-of-china-longness, that word would stretch into so many books-worth of reading you’d read forever like you’re a road scholar or some shit, it’ll take journeys of travel just to reach the tip of my penis out there somewhere, keep reading you nerd
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Anonymous Asks:
fuck you for talking shit about bisexuals
clivedavinci Said:
fuck you for word fucking me…. man there’s probably a few hundred anons, i’m figuring they’re not all from today, tumblr must’ve hidden them somehow, i’ll let them effervescently slip a little at a time when i get to them each day, let em slip like a silent fart, but if there’s new anons today i’ll answer those, man, what if a girl was trying to contact me and thought i was ignoring her? na, that’s not the case, girls flick their beans all day and cuddle/smooch with nerdy or scummy guys all day, they don’t care about me, or being loved by me, they just care about their silly fishy vaginas man, i’m gonna resume my tumblr life later and maybe reblog some shit, i’m feeling better, i felt like i was dying n shit all week, i just wanna get back to my life ya know, my simple little lonely life, at least i had that ya know, at least i can go to starbucks and chill out and maybe a girl would fall for me, at least i could come and go, my mom the dickhole said i should eat bananas and drink water, she’s so smart on shit, but then on the most serious shit that has to do with her own manageable health risks she stays dumb about, it makes no sense really, anyways, they say stress can also create irritability in the bowels, so like when you spend an hour trying to get a few seconds of internet to connect each day, and one day it finally does, hours spent of your life n shit, and you finally catch a glimpse of someone you cared about in the cluthes of another, it just always feels the same man, like shit, and i vowed that day to never look again, i may’ve had a past of making the mistake of looking at rare unicorns that didn’t like me back, hoping one day they’d change and see and make it known they did, but not anymore, never will i do that ever again, if i don’t do it with crissy or the others, t hen its a dwindling weakness, but a strong suit as well, just never look back ya know, find someone new, you don’t know what it feels like to wanna be the one holding a girl of your dreams and one dude after the next gets to, man i wish i had a girl to hold ya know, it’d be so awesome, a girl that wrapped herself up in me all day long, who came to see me, crissy was obsessed ya know, and it felt good
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Anonymous Asks:
what is your stance on 20 year old bisexual feminists who hang out in bars
clivedavinci Said:
its quite simple, you need to get fucked properly, not by a certain gender, but by me, then maybe you wouldn’t be hopping along one fishy pot or one gangly vine after the next, and you’re in bars? at 20? what kind of hoebag lives like that? were your parents chainsmokers that let you do whatever the hell you wanted in life? is that why you’re so open to sniffing any groin that passes your peripheral?
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Anonymous Asks:
I like how you tell people to get a woman and talk about having sex with them when you talk about how single you are 20 times a day....
clivedavinci Said:
lol, i’m stupid man, you dicklickers actually caught me at a bad time of the month, i have pussy menstration pains in my gut n shit, if it would’ve been when i’m at the coffeeshop, since that’s my online life i have, wifi-ing n shit, i could’ve gone back and forth with all you fuckers, could’ve pingponged yo asses like selena williams tennis players n shit, like that seelena y los dinos, that j-lo bitch na sayin
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Anonymous Asks:
You didn't answer my question. Answer it properly without the sexual harassment.
clivedavinci Said:
fuck that, your ass will get slapped while i’m talking to you, my time is precious honey, i gotta be rubbing up on ya pussay o’ sompin while we talkin’, i don’t just have earlobes afterall, i have a dee attached to my body too, its kinda like you asking me to close my eyes while talking to you, what sense would that make? i have eyeballs n shit don’t i? you wanna go full ray charles on me n shit bitch?
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Anonymous Asks:
Hi there! This may seem like an odd question, but I was wondering what was your opinion on the illuminati? I've heard people talking about it lately and it seems like you'd have an interesting opinion.
clivedavinci Said:
they’re called the bilderbergs, the coke brothers, anyone that has over a few million dollars which they don’t need, and don’t share and gripe and moan and dominate the world as a result of it, nixon was our fucking president and he basically can be seen as an illuminati, he privatized healtchare, while simultaneously making cancer a 200 billlion dollar industry, that’s pure evil, bush was pure evil, but we’re fucking stupid americans and we like to blast off our fireworks and have our toasters for happiness and could care less about what’s actually happening or fucking us, people like me with some intellect (so i’m told although i think i’m retarded and am actually titled by law as such) are a danger when provoking people to think for once, to maybe stiffen the waters that flow with barricadings of us coming together and putting our feet down, planting ourselves strong, but we’re not strong, we’re leaderless and even if we pop a leader in there, like obama, the rest of us are too stupid and bitchy and in the dark to know to follow the insignias of good
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Anonymous Asks:
You don't even know what menstruation is you aspie exceptional individual. You and Christian Chandler ought to get together for a play-date. You could discuss Sonic and read passages from Lark Voorhies' insane shitpost books.
clivedavinci Said:
first of all, do you bleed from your vagina, or your anus, or both? second, who the fuck is christian chandler? is that channing tatums character in some notebook movie you watch all day? i’m not internets savy to know that shit, and sonic the hedgehog? when that shit came out for genesis i jizzed my pants in the 90′s, and then when it came out with a cheatcode to build whatever you want in the game, like as many rings you wanna jump through or hoops, i jizzed my pants again, and then when he popped up like a little gopher later on dreamcast, guess what? that’s right bitch, i skeeted down my jeans once again, he was fast as fuck, just like how my dick would be jammin’ up your little pussy you little teeny bop
^^ pedophile
