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So this is the song that dropped panties across tumblr. I don't see it. I just don't get it.
 
I remember when the Once-luts invaded a Q&A that Ed Helms was doing and started tweeting him questions about Onceler incest. He freaked out and told them they all need mental help. Good times. (video here)

As far as this Clocky person goes, I haven't actually read this "Shark Week" thing and I'm sure as hell not touching the scat one that seems to be the alternative, so...

"Thanks." The Once-ler tore the box open and pulled one out, then spread his legs, carefully inserting it. He bit his lip as it brushed against the extra-sensitive walls of his vagina, his face heating up.

The Lorax watched with wide eyes. "Does... does that feel good?"

The Once-ler blushed even harder, not meeting the Lorax's gaze. "Well...yeah. I mean, c'mon, I'm putting something inside me, and I get super horny on my period..." he trailed off, realizing he was probably providing too much information.
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...yeah, I'm not sure what kind of tampons this girl's been using but that's not what putting in a tampon is like.
 
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simuliert said:
I remember when the Once-luts invaded a Q&A that Ed Helms was doing and started tweeting him questions about Onceler incest. He freaked out and told them they all need mental help. Good times. (video here)

As far as this Clocky person goes, I haven't actually read this "Shark Week" thing and I'm sure as hell not touching the scat one that seems to be the alternative, so...

...yeah, I'm not sure what kind of tampons this girl's been using but that's not what putting in a tampon is like.
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I remember that Ed Helms Q&A.

That poor, poor man. :heart-empty:
 
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Eh, I think Ed Helms will be okay. After all, its not like he hasn't been involved in some pretty crazy shit (I hear his character in The Hangover alone gets into plenty of... interesting situations). That said, I'll always find that interview pretty damn funny.
 
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@simuliert, +500. I may not know the dude that well - never paid attention to what he played in and all - nor do I care for the character, but they sure as hell didn't deserve that. Some just need to be banned from watching cartoons.

Back on the subject though... what horrified me was not even Clocky's fics or her perma-perv state, but how she attempted to seem "nice" towards those NOT into porn. Like... really, one has a gallery/journal with cartoon dicks/nsfw links in plain view, then turns around and churns out "praise" to seem less creepy? Who they're trying to shit (pun not intended)?
 
Clocky said:
?? i just really dont understand fandom mentality i guess i just dont get it. people are so vicious. why does it matter if someone likes adventure and not any of the other shows. why does it matter to you if they didnt like the 02 ending and hope for it to be retconned. why does it matter that people stretch the boundaries of canon to justify their ships or headcanons or theories or whatever. why do you consider these valid reasons to make fun of people or look down on them.
just. stop taking a shit on people for enjoying something differently than you. it’s unnecessary.
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  • Spams the internets with her r34 where it's MOST UNWELCOMED
  • Turns around, makes innocent eyes and plays a victim
Hypocrisy much?
 
osooolemiiio said:
  • Spams the internets with her r34 where it's MOST UNWELCOMED
  • Turns around, makes innocent eyes and plays a victim
Hypocrisy much?
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She needs to suck it up and stop whining.

Look, CA, if you find this thread ever, if you're going to be a kinky bastard on the internet, you need to learn to stop giving a fuck and stop expecting people not to be skeeved out by your fetishes. People are allowed to find that shit gross. You're still allowed to enjoy it. Just don't shove it in the faces of people who would rather not see it.

You'll be happier and you won't end up with a CWCki thread.
 
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