CLog 6/23 - Finishing Sonichu #11

[Michael J Hirtes]

Honestly, what will Chris be doing ten years from now?

Barb is almost gone, he has massive unpaid debts, and at this point, it's safe to say that he will never have a real job. Half his life (likely more) is behind him, and all the years of eating nothing but fast food and playing LBP 8+ hours a day are going to catch up to him once he starts to age. In the past he could sigh and do nothing because he had his parents, but soon he'll be in an institution at best.

Chris is going to just love it at the funny farm, being bossed around by BRUTE MALES in white outfits, surrounded by so many extra-special slow-in-the-minds. What to eat, when to sleep, what TV he can and cannot watch. Forced to take a shower.

And if he ever acts up even once, he'll be chucked into a bare "time out" room or given a shot of thorazine into the ass cheek to make him more compliant.

Cuckoo's Nest II: The CWCening

 

[Sanshain]

He will survive in a manner which will infuriate us and never gets the karmic kick in the ass he deserves.

Are you kidding? His entire life is a pathetic shambles already. He might get a drip of money from gullible idiots, but you could hand him the keys to Fort Knox and he wouldn't use any of it to actually improve his quality of existence.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

women can have big chins and visible adam's apples! I suppose you think Sandra Bullock and Megan Fox are trans to0?

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Sandra Bullock is a terrible example. Megan Fox really is not that mannish compared to Bullock. Hell, Bullock has a deeper voice, mannish-body and an Adam's apple.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Are you kidding? His entire life is a pathetic shambles already. He might get a drip of money from gullible idiots, but you could hand him the keys to Fort Knox and he wouldn't use any of it to actually improve his quality of existence.

All he needs is some SJW tranny to let him stay with them, and then the begging will turn into crash space begging.

Just needs to happen once.

 

[LazloChalos]

All he needs is some SJW tranny to let him stay with them, and then the begging will turn into crash space begging.

Just needs to happen once.

Once the new hoard takes hold there will be no need for space begging...

But by then it will be too late, Chris will be wearing tacky necklaces and wasting away while the host will start drawing comics with a deformed hand until Chris dies and the host looks for a place to crash after the hoard has consumed the new residence.

The Sonichu/Hoard curse will be like an autistic version of The Ring.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

He is like a cockroach, he will survive.

Scams, hustles, con- jobs or simply charging people to throw stuff at him.

He will survive in a manner which will infuriate us and never gets the karmic kick in the ass he deserves.

If Tina is going to survive, at some point he is gonna have to do the ANAL.