Closing Logos Group / CLG Wiki - Spooky scary TV logos! (NIGHTMARE FACTOR)

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You know, archiving great work of design, typography and logos is actually a neat idea. Without the power of computer aided graphics wizardry, the artists behind these well known logos and animation had to rely on skills and hard work.

But of course, this isn't about that, isn't it? Apparently this is about logos that, for arbitrary reasons, scare people shitless and general obsession about the most meaningless details.

I visited that site and clicked the first link i could find, which led me to the 20th Century Fox Television page. Great, that logo is basically burned into our cultural subconsciousness by now, so why not chronicle it's origin, history and evolution? No CGI back then, how did they do it? Who designed it? How many non-union workers died during the process, etc?

20th Century Fox Television
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Logo descriptions by Matt Williams, James Stanley Barr, Nicholas Aczel,Eric S. and Logophile
Logo captures by Bob Fish, V of Doom, Eric S., mr3urious, Mr. Logo Lord, WizardDuck, EnormousRat, Logoboy95, phasicblu, James Stanley Barr, Shadeed A. Kelly, Logophile, and StephenCezar15
Editions by V of Doom, mr3urious, Mr. Logo Lord, Logophile, Shadeed A. Kelly, Donny Pearson, and KirbyGuy2001
Video captures courtesy of JohnnyL80, mcydodge919, Mike Stidham, and Eric S.


Background: 20th Century Fox Television (formerly "TCF Television Productions, Inc.") was originally founded in 1949 as other studios were branching out into television production as well. In 1955, the studio officially began television production. Currently, it's a TV subsidiary of 20th Century Fox Film Corporation, a division of the Fox Entertainment Group, a 21st Century Fox Company.

The "credits", a list of people who amassed this huge blob of meaningless information is the first thing you see, and is longer than the background of the logo and it's company itself. Maybe i'm nitpicking, i don't know, but somehow i don't give a damn about WizardDuck
and his screengrab skills and seeing the just how many of these KirbyGuy2001 guys proudly contributed to this mess makes me feel dizzy.

Seriously, the rest of the page is filled with insanely detailed descriptions a logo's shape, dimensions and "scare factors", information that mostly is useless and uninteresting for the average person:

Scare Factor: Depending on the logo variant and familiarity:
  • 1965-1969: Very high, bordering on nightmare. The factor may vary for those who are used to it.
  • 1966-1984: Nightmare, especially for the sudden zoom out of the "TELEVISION" text on the 1968 variant.
  • Low, bordering on medium for the silent variant.
  • Low to medium with the closing and generic themes, depending on the theme

Even Dustin Hoffmann's Rain Man would find this a tad bit too excessive.
 
Oh, another thing to research if you want to delve in more into the CLG culture, look up a guy by the name of Sammy the Snake. He was a Youtube troll who joined the CLG group and basically made up backstories and videos about "old logos" for an old series of VHS tapes called "The Adventures of Sammy the Snake".

His whole shtick was to use whatever video editing software he had to take existing closing logos and morph them so they were made into "previously unknown old logos".

The kicker? The CLGers would *constantly* chimp out at this guy's videos ("OMG! STOP THIS! THOSE LOGOS ARE FAKE YOU MEANIE TROLL! TAKE DOWN YOUR VIDEOS NOW, NOW, NOW!"), but eventually, enough people got "in on the joke" where they all just kinda accepted him, and he faded back under the radar.
 

No additional incest but it is as silly as you would imagine.

Apparently logo fandom has been a thing for a while. Here's a full-on Web 1.0 tribute to the S From Hell. This guy says it "gives [him] the chills" but also calls it "excellant."

Also in addition to the CLG wiki there is a Scary Logos Wiki.

EDIT: That documentary includes a child's head decomposing into insects and snakes and a running plotline of a girl having a nightmare about a giant Screem Gems logo that's about to eat her. It's a legit effort.
What.

The Fuck.

Was that?

"The Personification of All Things Evil"
Yeah, that's not at all overly-dramatic hyperbole.
 
These old VHS logos are actually kinda interesting and amusing (as an old oddity, wouldn't focus on them though), this wiki though, sounds like the final project of a special ed class. Seriously, who's going to be racist on the Closing Logos Wiki? What, do they expect the KKK to be interested and make accounts?
 
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