Clover and Snoopy

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AssistantWeasel

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I do believe I missed something - when and why did Chris get new dogs? Does he confine these to a pen as well? Is there any available information at all, besides what little is on the cwcki?
 
i believe marvin said they've gotten fat from all the crap food and no exercise. and i'm pretty sure they crap all over.
 
The dogs could have helped Borb and Chris get in better shape physically if they'd walk them around the neighborhood. They're not too busy to do it, just too lazy. I've watched acquaintances over feed a dog before, it leads to vet visits and permanent damage to the dog's health. Borb just deserves to be alone, she wrecks everything she attempts to raise.
 
milkshark said:
Borb just deserves to be alone, she wrecks everything she attempts to raise.
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the most accurate statement ever.
 
I feel really bad for them. At least with Patti, she looked to be in reasonable shape in the pictures Chris provided. I think he said something about taking her for walks as well and there was one pic of him out and about in his neighborhood with Pat, and he was reasonably average-sized back then and Patti also looked like she was in all right condition.
 
Yeah, Chris and Barb don't care about the dogs' welfare. To them, the dogs are just animate toys, there to amuse the two humans.

Those dogs are headed for a short life and a miserable death-by-disease.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Those dogs are headed for a short life and a miserable death-by-disease.
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I'd say the same for Clover and Snoopy, too.

:U
 
I hope Chris didn't get the dogs just so he could enter the contest...
 
Varis said:
I hope Chris didn't get the dogs just so he could enter the contest...
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Nah, Barb is a trashy redneck and rednecks love having lots of dogs, frequently stray mutts. Also because of Barb's redneckery, I bet there's like a 50/50 chance the dogs aren't fixed.
 
As I recall, it was a dog photo contest a radio station (?) was holding. He didn't win.
 
Marvin said:
Varis said:
I hope Chris didn't get the dogs just so he could enter the contest...
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Nah, Barb is a trashy redneck and rednecks love having lots of dogs, frequently stray mutts. Also because of Barb's redneckery, I bet there's like a 50/50 chance the dogs aren't fixed.
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Oh God if they're siblings there's gonna be inbreeding
Then they will truly be redneck dogs.
 
ChristmasDuck said:
Does he confine these to a pen as well?
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No, they roam the house as best they can. Bob must've been the one who said that Patti had to have the pen and not be allowed inside, unless it was Barb and she changed her mind about that with the new dogs. They're unlikely to be house trained and let outside often enough, so Chris is slipping in dog shit now.
 
MysticMisty said:
ChristmasDuck said:
Does he confine these to a pen as well?
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No, they roam the house as best they can. Bob must've been the one who said that Patti had to have the pen and not be allowed inside, unless it was Barb and she changed her mind about that with the new dogs. They're unlikely to be house trained and let outside often enough, so Chris is swimming in dog shit now.
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Marvin said:
Varis said:
I hope Chris didn't get the dogs just so he could enter the contest...
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Nah, Barb is a trashy redneck and rednecks love having lots of dogs, frequently stray mutts. Also because of Barb's redneckery, I bet there's like a 50/50 chance the dogs aren't fixed.
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Also rednecks love hound types I find, which these dogs are.
Typical curs are another redneck favorite.
 
Hopefully a concerned... um... neighbor complains to the ASPCA about how the obese transsexual beats them with his pink belt buckle.
 
I have a weakness for dogs and just thinking about what those poor things live in make me rage. I have an elven and half golden retriever, the love of my life since I got him when I was eight, and am expecting my male cocker spanial puppy to be born soon (I sound like an expextant mother talking about him and the breeder actually gave us ultrasound pictures).
Beagles crave constant exercise and a healthy diet. Ill bet Barb just buys them knock off brand can and dry food and they just are stuck sleeping all day in the hoard. Poor babies. I would gladly whip Chris with a cattle prod and force him to walk the poor things and take them to a dogpark at least so they can run. :evil:
 
Cheap dog food is the least worst thing in their diet based on what we've been told. Apparently they get a lot of table scraps.
 
There's probably enough bugs for them to live off of.
 
The good news is that they don't eat shit and menstrual blood and get sat on like DrMusic2's cats did (word of mouth from a chat I had with Andria Kilgore on ED)
 
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