💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

No, by his own admission Synth's a spoiled brat. I think even as a kid he was an arrogant asshole who couldn't take banter and wanted to always give them, which lead to events he recounts such as playing DKC in the basement alone during his own birthday party while his schoolmate were having fun socializing upstairs. He didn't grow up at all.
Hold on, I know about the concert story and his dumbass nearly fainting when giving a speech in his school, but you're telling me he was busy playing bing bing wahoo baby games during his own BIRTHDAY PARTY when his mom invited over some other kids? That's how socially inept this motherfucker is?
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It can't truly be over because it never began for this guy. 30 years old and he never, ever changed from his autistic child self. It's rough out there, buddy!
Egghead Egad the type of nigger that has to do manual labor because he weirds everyone out. I bet you couldn't even trust him on a register. I find him far more pathetic than Synthetic tbh.
The only jannie Coby deserves
 
This was the only channel that produced somewhat watchable clips of his streams as well as some uploads from other yts (like flightfromsyracuse) strange because most of the videos had positive comments mostly from his fans but I guess we cant give good things. Probably for the better as I will be forced to watch better stuff.
 
He talked to a woman. Well to be fair that woman is a lolicon Vtuber named Kirsche, but we can't expect much from Coby can we?
This is ironic given his previous low opinion of Vtubers whom he described as E-thots.
A couple months later the start of the real drama would begin, which was caused by Synth reacting to a clip of kirsche and calling her a gold-digger.
Kirsche would very quickly find this out and dm him, which he saw.
This was followed by Synth acting like a sad boy for 2 entire hours over the dm
You mean to tell me a sexist male called all women in a certain positions gold diggers and whores only to abandon his supposed "principles" and hit on the exact kind of woman he allegedly despises the moment he thinks he might get a crumb of pussy? Well cover me shocked! We have never seen that before!
In all this, Synthcels world wide were in a state of panic. Synth the destroyer of wokeness acting like a complete soyboy; now talking about his "emotional intelligence" and "moral framework" all because a vtuber whom he called a whore had dmed him. And moreso, was Synth going to lose his born again inceldom to a fat WHORE? He had called her a whore and a gold digger! A Vtuber no less? How could it be so?
And his fellow le based moids being offended he got cooties.
 
You mean to tell me a sexist male called all women in a certain positions gold diggers and whores only to abandon his supposed "principles" and hit on the exact kind of woman he allegedly despises the moment he thinks he might get a crumb of pussy? Well cover me shocked! We have never seen that before!

And his fellow le based moids being offended he got cooties.
Did you just quote the OP on page 145?
Are you for real?
 
Reason why Synth Wanted him gone:
1) Stealing his content (which synth allows).
2) Monetizing his content (which synth claims he allows).
3) Hurting his business by stealing away stream viewers.
4) Mocking him, such as putting a blush on his face next to a little girl.
5) Being a hive for detractors such as kiwi farmers.
Conclusion: Anyone can make a clip channel and make money on it, just don't be a jew about it, don't call him a pedophile, and don't be a hater, be a fan.
Why are you posting about DSP in this thread?
 
He can still unfuck himself by reinstating MR and paying him for the edits. He chooses not to because hes a faggot and cant let go of youtube sheckles.
 
He's basically been surpassed by his brother in terms of quality and quantity and pretty soon he might be less successful than him. I wonder if this will turn into a Wings situation with a PKA type breakup. Striking and flagging is usually the first part of the lolcow pipeline.

Unlike other cows like Jer, a lot of his videos aren't bad. He'd be fine if he streamed less and reviewed games that he likes. I think I'd prefer it if Coby didn't go down this path, but at the same time I don't care all that much because his brother's videos are way better. So long, Synthetic Gooner!
 
I wonder how the relationship between brothers worked as they grew up. In single mother households the older brother has to man up and protect his younger sibling, and I would imagine he had to since his school was mostly nigger and spics. But synthler here cant really even speak in public without breaking down.

synthetic fag hasnt made a single good video ever. he may have done a video you agreed on but they are all shit.
They are incredibly low iq and im sure any nigger could do better but I did like the KCD 2 one and the avowed one. He really could have something good were it not for his early onset schizophrenia and crippling ego.
 
I wonder how the relationship between brothers worked as they grew up. In single mother households the older brother has to man up and protect his younger sibling, and I would imagine he had to since his school was mostly nigger and spics. But synthler here cant really even speak in public without breaking down.


They are incredibly low iq and im sure any nigger could do better but I did like the KCD 2 one and the avowed one. He really could have something good were it not for his early onset schizophrenia and crippling ego.
Synth's relationship with his brother was probably the same Elliot Roger had with his younger siblings, where he seethed every time Debin proved way more popular than him
 
Synth's incredibly fragile ego has been his biggest issue since forever, but it has become a bigger sticking point lately with how much he whines about it. Early on it seemed like he was pretty content to be in his own little chud space, but the last few months has been an endless seethe session.

"I can't believe Crowbcat didn't put me in his RE4 video! I defended him!"

-Probably more likely that since his streams are all private and he hasn't really talked about the RE4 remake much and his review was largely positive that Crow simply didn't find anything usable.

"Sven fucking backstabbed me!"

-Made one offhand futa joke during a stream with like 50 viewers about how that shit is gay. Something Sven probably wouldn't have even known about if SYNTH HIMSELF hadn't made it a running joke.

"Chudcast is dead until a bigger Youtuber invites me on a REAL podcast!"

-He wants to be on Efap so bad it's genuinely pathetic.

"Memory Runner is a fucking detractor leech! He is profiting off of me! Here is a schizo colage one of my ballwashers made with zero convincing evidence aside from 'comments on some Husky videos'. No, I didn't just ask him to send me the ad revenue or not monetize the videos like a jew! He HAS to do something about the detractors in his audience! The detractors! He made me look like a pedo (which my insistence on keeping lolicons in my audience, joking about Blue Archive, and straight up playing Onirism multiple times on stream somehow doesn't do. "

-Seemed like the most normal clip channel ever that made one thumbnail where Synth was blushing.

Personal opinion but with the Pragmata thumbnail I didn't even really get the idea he was supposed to be sexually aroused, it's a light pink hue and big eyes, not the crying emoji. But if you don't want people assuming you're a pedophile maybe don't indulge lolicons in your chat?

He'll ban anyone who so much as pisses him off regardless of how much they have supported him but if you give outside observers the impression that he's a PEDOPHILE he's cool with you sitting in his chat giving him money.

He'll burn every single bridge with every other youtuber he has done a colab with then cry that nobody wants anything to do with him. Even if you WERE a bigger youtuber why would you interact with someone who is going to hop on a stream and fucking cry for two hours that you made an offhand joke about some fetish he has and say "He backstabbed me!" With no elaboration, because if he did elaborate everyone would laugh and realize he's overreacting?
 
He'll burn every single bridge with every other youtuber he has done a colab with then cry that nobody wants anything to do with him.
To your list you should add that both times he watched SideScrollers' "Real game awards" he seethed for not getting invited to partake in it. Please note he spergs daily about how half of the people involved are not REAL NOTICERS CHVDS
 
He can still unfuck himself by reinstating MR and paying him for the edits.
To be fair, that would only make sense if he wasn't running the channel. Otherwise MR gets a salary from Coby plus monetization from the clips and Coby gets nothing in return. The Kino Casino allowed their editor to keep the monetization (without paying him anything on top of that) because they wanted to promote their streams on Kick through YouTube. Coby, however, already streams on YouTube.

If Coby were to strike a deal with MR (which is what he should've done), MR would have to give something up in order for the deal to be equitable.
 
To be fair, that would only make sense if he wasn't running the channel. Otherwise MR gets a salary from Coby plus monetization from the clips and Coby gets nothing in return. The Kino Casino allowed their editor to keep the monetization (without paying him anything on top of that) because they wanted to promote their streams on Kick through YouTube. Coby, however, already streams on YouTube.

If Coby were to strike a deal with MR (which is what he should've done), MR would have to give something up in order for the deal to be equitable.
considering MR knows the YT game and is decently popular. Synth should just ask for a cut, and MR would have no problem doing that. But for some reason Synth don't wants to take a cut. He claim he didn't take cut from the stream archive channels even when they offered.

I think the logic is that, Coby is comfortable with the current situation of "dozens of pay piggies giving him money every stream," and he mostly living rent free in his Mom's place. So he doesn't want to leave his comfort zone and get more easy income streams from a none ass kisser guy. I can see him charge money out of fan channels if there's less pay pigs and he lost mommy's financial support.
 
considering MR knows the YT game and is decently popular. Synth should just ask for a cut, and MR would have no problem doing that. But for some reason Synth don't wants to take a cut. He claim he didn't take cut from the stream archive channels even when they offered.
The thing I find weird about this situation is Memory Runner saying he didn't want to create drama. If that was true, he would have never mentioned the strike to begin with. He also claimed Coby is the one that stopped responding but the opposite happened in the emails shown on stream. So now MR doesn't have to verify his statement and respond to Coby because that would create drama. Seems like a bit of a copout to me.

In conclusion, copyright is for faggots and piracy rules. Also the streams are dogshit and so were the clips. The ex synthcels in this thread should get checked for brain damage if they actually watched the streams.
 
Synth's incredibly fragile ego has been his biggest issue since forever
which is very bad especially because he's a oversharing (!) edgelord (!). you can't talk about porn you like and skirt/ride sketchy shit and not roll with punches or at least ignore them, and you shouldn't just hire more jannies/rage at community channels not having jannies (!) to expect shit talking to go away. i mean even clean streamers get "you play like a fucking faggot" that's just the law of the land. if you explicitly play around talking about pol shit and illegal shit, then you're going to get ragers etc obv. he says he speaks his mind and doesn't care but then obviously does and is just an algorithm chaser at the end of the day, for ego and/or because he considers it his only possible job, regardless, he wants to be big bunjee with the appeal of markiplier or some shit, surprised he hasn't went more videogamedunkey yet and just moved to being kid/teen friendly and memory holing his past

Memory Runner is a fucking detractor leech! He is profiting off of me!
if people are watching and giving him money over you, you should at least TRY to KNOW why before incinerating them, and ideally incorporate it into your own shit. mr was sm's yms clips. presenting his shit in a more palatable format. for free (from sm) no less. i always watched all sm vids through mr, even though i usually like full unedited shit, because sm is far too close to dsp of just having large, empty spaces between "funny" or "anything" happening, and commenting to random shit users say, weak unfunny bitching, etc, instead of mr's "greatest hits" style which most decently sized youtubers get. that's the biggest reason and the biggest long term effect, alongside deterring all detractor channels and "fan"(?) or at least not solely "gotcha" channels like mr. people that went solely to mr are likely going to fully lose interest or have minimal engagement with the actual sm channel, especially when you nuked them, and when you all gloat and act like faggots about it. i mean fuck, at least act like it was a major deal and something you didn't want to do, suck their dick a little about all their time investment and fandom, instead of "i got that detractor bitch" shit. that is explicitly how you get either total indifference to you instead of any attention whatsoever, or the REAL alog shit.

Personal opinion but with the Pragmata thumbnail I didn't even really get the idea he was supposed to be sexually aroused, it's a light pink hue and big eyes, not the crying emoji. But if you don't want people assuming you're a pedophile maybe don't indulge lolicons in your chat?
i believe it was supposed to represent arousal, because the silksong thumbnail with the r34-ish hornet did the same formula. but yeah, he courts it, and he's in a weird place where he doesn't want to nuke any fans that joke or ""joke"" in that direction, but reacts THAT volatile about thumbnails, while still playing games that court that audience or said members, and also playing games marketed to that in large part like ba. if you're going to do both then you have to roll with punches and keep your nose out of the shit, and not do edgy jokes or shit besides laughing at commenters and nuking ones that go illegal tier far. you can't ride the tightrope and then get pissy other people play into your fans/your ""jokes"". if you play ba, you can say/be into the rpg or gacha shit, or into the gameplay or whatever, but you're obviously going to get "he's a pedo" shit. you can explain why you're into it for other reasons, or you play it for memes and for viewers that like it, or just ignore, but you don't just get to nuke all comments, especially as a "public" figure, and especially when you actively court it instead of being more indifferent or just playing something else while streaming.
He'll burn every single bridge with every other youtuber he has done a colab with then cry that nobody wants anything to do with him.
the kirsche thing to a point is understandable, because he doesn't get female attention, so when he seemingly did, he got too much of a false sense of attachment. to the outside it's cringe, awkward, etc, but it's a fairly common autist/lonely retardation prone dude happening, but any people he associates with making fun of his drunken futa ubermensch streams etc making him so pissed is much less understandable and just retarded, especially with the jokes he does between him and his brother showing clearly he does the "you're a fucking degenerate nigger hahaha" "no you are" jokes himself, so he should roll with the shit and joke back. post a pic of a anime femboy and "HEAR ME OUT BRO" etc, just meme funny shit your base would also understand/laugh at, not "this fucker is a traitor to the reich". if he got the equivalent of the full "nick fuentes is a gay catboy" public treatment like he is, he'd probably unironically kill himself or disappear

honestly, it's difficult to just armchair everything, but actually watching the full kirsche situation really highlights how much of his persona and attitude isn't because he's a actual edgelord, but because he's just your typical depressed, lonely nigger. when he got female attention, he was lively, happier, more into everything, rolling with jokes, and then when it was taken away he went 6 levels closer to elliot rodger and returned to the tired, pissy, volatile shit. i think one of his deeper problems is he's not really an actual edgelord, he's just an outsider that dreams of being in the in crowd with his own stacy and has parental issues and social issues, and then when he doesn't get it, his negative aura just levels up, digging him deeper, leading into "yeah when i get to ~40 ill probably just kill myself if i'm not very successful"

much less stoic or edgy, much more lonely, suicidal, nothing to lose, on full display when he gets a mere crumb of a potential stacy

@The Pulverizer likely because mr was really affected by so much effort and time and money being flushed down the toilet and is probably very close/already fully tilted or having mental issues, probably a few steps from calling sm a fucking dumb faggot that just had to say "please change thumbnail" "please remove this one video" "i'll do a vid exclusive for your channel in return so you get your views back but please alter/remove this"
 
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So, looks like somebody wants to keep tabs on the "detractors". Bets on who it could be? Egad, desperate for more e-attention? Puar? One of his jannies (doing it for free, of course)? Debin, looking for more opportunities to ragebait his brother? Or maybe even THE Synthetic Man himself?
Damn, Obsul and Frogminutes, I really miss these niggers and their based posts in the "appreciation thread".
You clearly don't know the YouTube rules.
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I think Coby jacks off to trannies which is why Dead Domain still has that video up in his channel, the Futa to Tranny porn pipeline is real, remember that last year we found that he follows a Patreon page called NIGHTFOX Works, one of their main games is Hell in the Sheets.
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And this is the description: "
You've come to the island of Hawai'i on vacation in an attempt to find yourself. As you're contemplating and stargazing, a Hellhound Femboy approaches you and changes your life...
Hell in the Sheets
is an adult visual novel featuring a monster boy dungeon master, Taylor, who wants to get you into the sheets and the "sheets". Enjoy a game-within-a-game as Taylor runs your very first tabletop roleplaying game before he shows you that his tongue isn't just for making funny voices".
The main "love interest" in this game is a Femboy not a Futa (the usual cope of Futafags is that Futas are "chicks with dicks" which makes it non-gay according to them and that a femboy is a completely different thing) Coby cannot use that argument as an excuse because he's literally playing a game made FOR fags BY fags.
 
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