Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[WelperHelper99]

Nothing a few gallons of Kratom can't fix.

The biggest drug this little nigga does is booze. I'd imagine his mom would be pissed if he brought anything else into the house

 

[Tablet County]

I have no idea who that is

 

[fold]

Synthetic man cuckold seething thread

 

[WaveCruising]

I'd probably just tell them to play the remake because otherwise they'd just quit after 2 hours because the gameplay is so dogshit.

Problem is the gameplay is worse in the remake. Not only does synth go over it in his review, but there is this fantastic breakdown by The Electric Underground:

In short, while Synth's and his opinions don't quite align perfectly, they both clearly demonstrate how the remake combat is repetitive and thoughtless.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Synthetic man cuckold simulator

Fify

 

[crackers breakfast]

didnt even watch this mf i knew already that all culture wars retards should die

 

[Wodanaz]

Just saying I associate with him, is defending? You sure do love stretching things.

Again, your introduction to this thread was calling OP a centrist faggot because he shit talked an e celeb that you apparently like because he's far right.

Noooo, not downdoots on a gossip forum. It's so over, it must've never begun!

Get some better bait.

 

[Tablet County]

I said that his fans are gayer than actual gay porn and I feel vindicated.

That's why I do actually agree that Synth is a poor cow. While I'm not against a cow thread this one feels like it was made from a personal vendetta rather than any intent to mock Simp for being a loser. He's certainly in the ballpark but really it's his ballwashers who should be put in the spotlight and mocked for being an embarrassment to their own species. Synth himself is just a fairly mundane low-IQ politisperg whose freakouts aren't entertaining and the funniest thing about him is that he's a turbosimp who likes futa. Forsaken Wanderer he is not.

Again, your introduction to this thread was calling OP a centrist faggot because he shit talked an e celeb that you apparently like because he's far right.

It's curious isn't it? He hates the toucans but engages in toucan argumentation tactics. And he also claims not to know what a yarmulke is.
Funny. Weird!

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

If Synth can have a thread, Kirsche and Dead Domain should too! #SyntheticWomenMatterToo

Doesn't Kirsche already have a thread?

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

That's why I do actually agree that Synth is a poor cow. While I'm not against a cow thread this one feels like it was made from a personal vendetta rather than any intent to mock Simp for being a loser. He's certainly in the ballpark but really it's his ballwashers who should be put in the spotlight and mocked for being an embarrassment to their own species. Synth himself is just a fairly mundane low-IQ politisperg whose freakouts aren't entertaining and the funniest thing about him is that he's a turbosimp who likes futa. Forsaken Wanderer he is not.

It's curious isn't it? He hates the toucans but engages in toucan argumentation tactics. And he also claims not to know what a yarmulke is.
Funny. Weird!

Synthetic man foot soldier spotted

 

[Tablet County]

Doesn't Kirsche already have a thread?

I think it's similar in character to the OG Synth thread; copious ballwashing. 'Course I haven't actually been to the Kirche thread so who knows? Might just be more copenseethen from the Synth gang.

 

[Wodanaz]

It's curious isn't it? He hates the toucans but engages in toucan argumentation tactics. And he also claims not to know what a yarmulke is.

Especially in current year, step 1 of being far right is knowing dogwhistles about the tribe. Probably just a youngfag stumbling into the wide world of internet racists. And I thought following skeptics like sargon a decade ago was a bit embarrassing. Imagine following the likes of synthetic man and trusting him to show you the truth of the world.

 

[Xentor]

Get some better bait.

Idk, seems to be working so far.
Also I think you aren't using the term "bait" quite correctly there. Calm down lil bro.

It's curious isn't it? He hates the toucans but engages in toucan argumentation tactics. And he also claims not to know what a yarmulke is.

If it's effective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Imagine following the likes of synthetic man and trusting him to show you the truth of the world.

I don't personally have the urge to attach my personality and view of the world to a content creator. Funny that you'd think that though.

 

[harmy.kook]

Honestly, Synthetic Man was going to get to this point from the moment his whole persona became Everyone else is a Grifter except for me.

That along with him and his audience shitting on Normies.

 

[Nuclear Operative]

Buddy, you might be projecting your need for a father figure there. But such issues seem to be common on this micro e-celeb gossip forum.

Considering you devoutly follow him, I believe this is your community would call a "self-awareness check".

Is @Nuclear Operative your sock or something? Kinda sus.

Ah shit, he figured us out everyone! We're all Null's socks and we would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Synth-fans!

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Problem is the gameplay is worse in the remake. Not only does synth go over it in his review, but there is this fantastic breakdown by The Electric Underground:

In short, while Synth's and his opinions don't quite align perfectly, they both clearly demonstrate how the remake combat is repetitive and thoughtless.

I'm not watching an hour long video to tell me something I know is objectively untrue.

 

[Tablet County]

>I don't personally have the urge to attach my personality and view of the world to a content creator. Funny that you'd think that though.

 

[harmy.kook]

I don't personally have the urge to attach my personality and view of the world to a content creator. Funny that you'd think that though.

.... The last ten pages says otherwise my guy.

 

[Xentor]

Ah shit, he figured us out everyone! We're all Null's socks and we would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Synth-fans!

I knew it!
You won't get away with this, slabbermutt!

.... The last ten pages says otherwise my guy.

That's literally 95% political sperging my dude, I won't hold it against you for not reading it though.

 

[They were once men]

tbh I never liked this guy's videos that much, he always came off as a whining faggot and was obviously playing games he hated to grift off of the "anti-woke" audience. Plus his obession with defending pedophiles in his audience is strange.