Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Coberald]

You know, I had the most particular and highly specific feeling that your spergery was because you were mad that he talked to a woman, and I was even going to initially call you out on that. But I decided to give you a fair shake and a chance to try and give me SOME sufficient explanation for why you keep shitting up this thread, slapfighting with people if we're all supposedly on the same page here in making fun of Synthetic Man.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions.

Remember kiwiRedditfarms is a website for fighting your gay moral crusades about people betraying their heckin' blackpill principlerinso, not laughing at retards who can't help embarassing themselves.

 

[Poultry]

Here's today's MATI segment on Synth.

Based, but what's up with the black box on the bottom right?

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

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Don't make me tap the sign!

Adding this in big bold letters for all the brigaders lately. This is a LOLCOW thread. Yes, a LOLCOW thread I add again. You can come in and criticize the OP, but, and I will emphasize this, DO NOT COME IN TO TROLL OR A-LOG! (Looking at you Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread)
This is your only warning. Brigaders WILL be threadbanned. This is not an appreciation thread. Take that shit to Multimedia if you really care.

 

[WelperHelper99]

imagine him trying to explain that to a judge and jury

>"Your honor i only profited off the pedophilic tendecies of others, but i myself am not a pedo, i only foster and supported a group of these people to fester in my community"


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It's a very cucked libertarian argument. Remember this man doesn't even have a political party. I imagine is mental logic is sstuck in that edgy teenage-early 20s phase where he's one extreme or the other. That includes Lolicon.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Based, but what's up with the black box on the bottom right?

I screen recorded instead of recording just chrome, and one of my Steam friends thought it'd be an excellent time to load up some Terraria mods.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Imagine paying money so your e-daddy will notice you and tell you how much he hates you.

 

[GI Robot]

It's a very cucked libertarian argument. Remember this man doesn't even have a political party. I imagine is mental logic is sstuck in that edgy teenage-early 20s phase where he's one extreme or the other. That includes Lolicon.

so you think he's a byproduct of "I'm 15 and just learning about politics" type kid where they go to the most retarded political extremes? yeah that makes sense the more i think about it

 

[30+GameOvers]

You know, I had the most particular and highly specific feeling that your spergery was because you were mad that he talked to a woman, and I was even going to initially call you out on that. But I decided to give you a fair shake and a chance to try and give me SOME sufficient explanation for why you keep shitting up this thread, slapfighting with people if we're all supposedly on the same page here in making fun of Synthetic Man.

Thank you for confirming my suspicions.

People with Vergil avatars are the worst, almost as bad as Sepiroth avatars(altho they are not nearly as common nowdays as in the 2000s)
It takes a special kind of tard to self-insert as le edgy capcom villain, at least Synth self-insert as Ryan Gosling which is slightly less cringe as it is more relatable.
Not a good week for synthcels, I imagine this won't be the last time they sperg out over people being mean to their e-daddy.

Imagine paying money so your e-daddy will notice you and tell you how much he hates you.

Still slightly less cringe than that Ricardo Cumsox guy throwing 2 dollars at a time to have him look at a gif of a pear

Imagine spending your money so that your e-daddy has to describe these dogshit globohomo emotes for the entire stream when he reads superchats. Imagine making this your "gimmick".

 

[WelperHelper99]

so you think he's a byproduct of "I'm 15 and just learning about politics" type kid where they go to the most retarded political extremes? yeah that makes sense the more i think about it

Has Cody really grown up? I wouldn't say so. He's an adult that acts like a kid. Why would his politics be any different? He is stuck in 4chan, in cryostasis.

 

[Muad'Dick]

We will have our "Boy Soprano" moment before the end of June.

Synthetic Mom, its time to make that account.

 

[Enter The Pooptrain]

remember, having sex with women is gay, always remember that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7IF64bS88

 

[GI Robot]

Has Cody really grown up? I wouldn't say so. He's an adult that acts like a kid. Why would his politics be any different? He is stuck in 4chan, in cryostasis.

i feel a lot of those blackpill gamer youtubers have no self control, its simple, they want to bitch about how gaming is shit and awful, but still consume the media to the max. people that can't even self control purchases as simple as video games show a lack of maturity. like if you dont like a game, dont buy it. no ifs, ands, or buts. but we live in the CONSOOM era. where self control is discouraged

 

[Enter The Pooptrain]

I'm going to complain about the state of gaming while purchasing every piece of shit that releases.

 

[GI Robot]

I'm going to complain about the state of gaming while purchasing every piece of shit that releases.

Idk whats worse, mindlessly consooming product, or consooming product while endlessly bitching about said product to ragebait.

 

[Husky]

they want to bitch about how gaming is shit and awful, but still consume the media to the max

His excuse is ''I inform people on what modern game is good and what is bad.'' Cope. He doesn't even cover most modern release now days (lack of videos). He isn't so much different from Mauler; they all live off of shitting on modern slops for the masses. Expect for that Synth is more cynical and lazy.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Idk whats worse, mindlessly consooming product, or consooming product while endlessly bitching about said product to ragebait.

Can't give up porn. Can't give up gaming. Can't give up being a genetic cul-de-sac.

Many such cases.

 

[GI Robot]

Can't give up porn. Can't give up gaming. Can't give up being a genetic cul-de-sac.

Many such cases.

i like nintendo games (point and laugh), but there are certain nintendo games i just said "no" to buying, like that yoshi crafted game. There is a sense of being a grown up when you can tell yourself no to childish wants and urges. but sadly this is also the age of the manchild.

 

[Großmann]

The reason a lot of Synthcels started disliking him was his simping for Kirsche. (Not just talking to her, him simping for her in her chat with WHOA MAMA and "I guess it's time to find out if I'm a masochist, him also doing his whole guilt and shame routine after he offended her), then his seething, cope, and denial after the fact.

I clocked this fag right with my earlier post:

It’s just a bunch of dumbass gen Ziggers that grew up on /v/ and /pol/ memes and infographics and never stopped to critically think about what the hive mind told them to believe. That’s how they developed contradictory beliefs like:

• Jews use porn to control the masses — but also hentai, loli, etc is BASED.
• White men must not race mix — unless she’s Japanese/Korean (because they are “honorary aryans”) or makes my peepee hard.
• We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children — but also women are whores and liking women is GAY.
• Television is the electric Jew — but not the Internet and video games

Another synthsperg down in flames.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

Edit: Lol saw this get added right before my eyes

Pink triangle too lmao. This is the second one. At a certain point I can see the whole appreciation thread turning into a giant bag of gay doritos.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I can never understand blackpilled/nilhistic people,

They are simply dishonest and immature. If everything really is so over, and lost, and hopeless, and spiraling down the drain why don't they just kill themselves? No, they are annoying angsty teenagers (at least mentally) who enjoy being obnoxious and annoying to everybody around them.