Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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InfiniteGodmode said:
Even Husky wanted her in the Chudcast before his ban, lol.
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I wish synths fans were as funny as this.
>mother fucks son
>sending absolutely deranged shit to people.
I love it.
No, but instead we have gay faggots like Ricardo Cumsocks sending millions of dollars to Synth with shitty superchat jokes.
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Synth literally showed his mom this video to his MOM according to his thread. I don't have a clip, but the stream was on May 5th.
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What the fuck is wrong with Coby?
He's so into being humiliated.
I bet if his mom dressed him up like a girl and tore his shirt off in front of her "friends" he would have the ejaculation of a life time, Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: Coby I know you're reading this GET A PROSTITUTE TO LIVE OUT YOUR HUMILIATION FETISH WITH AT LEAST ONCE AND TELL NO ONE ABOUT IT.

This guy sincerely needs help
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I've heard literally nothing bad about the new Doom. It sounds like Coby needs to git gud and make a non rage bait review for once.
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From people I know that liked the last two, they didn't like this one much and it can't even break 32k on release weekend, by comparison AC shadows had 62k on release.
I bet his review will be very DSP-like, with a lot of "what hit me" when a very visible rocket splatters him and "what was I supposed to do" when there's a (figurative) giant green neon arrow telling him where to go.
 
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Skullomania said:
Regardless, he always came off as a fag and when I searched him up here, I was surprised there was ever an appreciation thread to begin with. Even if you agreed with his sentiments about over representation in media and gaming casualization, the way he went about it always felt like cliffsnotes of shit you'd hear people shitpost on /v/, it always came off as disingenuous and more so feeding into a persona to appeal to the audience he wanted to attract, but it was never anything particularly biting or interesting.
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this brainrot tangent was the first major indication he's not just miserable and fairly dumb, but has some screws loose too (comes with being closeted i suppose)

WelperHelper99 said:
It is something that needs to be (((noticed))) more. People make their business on ragebaiting ANYTHING new. FFS Synth tried it with Doom. Fucking DOOM. Yeah a lot of modern games suck. Not all. If a Youtuber or Game reviewer is selling that everything past 2012 sucks, you the watcher are the product, giving them sweet ad revenue for their rage bait.
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There is probably a happy medium between Synth and to a lesser extent Fandom Menace's "everything is woke" and Shya Boi Zack going back to being a pacified consumertard, but the long n short of it is both groups are dumb as bricks and will say whatever their audiences want to hear as they JUST WANT MONEY. Synth spilling the beans that he thinks his fans are gay retards is more than likely how all of these deeply cynical e-celebs feel (probably about themselves deep down, too).

TLDR: Read real books on media analysis rather than listening to basement goblins who take a dildo up their ass your superberries paid for, folks

Hypercop said:
Ironically, the appeal is similar to LGBT representation in media. Society tells you that being a certain way is wrong, but you find a person/character who reflects these traits and succeeds despite that, so you cling to them and live vicariously through them. No one watches Asmongold and thinks, "Hey, he's ugly, unsocial, argumentative, and still got rich! That means nothing's holding me back, so I'll chase my dreams too." They watch him for a warm, opioid-like high of validation. It's like animals licking one another's wounds.

For anyone like that, I recommend reading. It can give you some escapism and help your loneliness, but it'll also clear your mind and help you think through your problems too.
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Implying that zoomers are willing or even able to read for long, but we can dream :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
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Wonder Boy said:
There is probably a happy medium between Synth and to a lesser extent Fandom Menace's "everything is woke" and Shya Boi Zack going back to being a pacified consumertard, but the long n short of it is both groups are dumb as bricks and will say whatever their audiences want to hear as they JUST WANT MONEY. Synth spilling the beans that he thinks his fans are gay retards is more than likely how all of these deeply cynical e-celebs feel (probably about themselves deep down, too).

TLDR: Read real books on media analysis rather than listening to basement goblins who take a dildo up their ass your superberries paid for, folks
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I mean just think for yourself and don't mindlessly consoom. Play what you want to play. It's your money and hard drive space. A review can help inform, but it should never be the only reason someone plays a vidya.
 
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Großmann said:
Exactly this. /v/tards that follow people like Synthetic Man don’t play games, so they use Youtube channels to form their opinions about the flavor of the month.
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exactly, people get on my ass a lot for playing "woke/trash" games a lot, but at least i fucking play them to form an opinion, than just consooming youtube reviewer number 5555 or following metacritic scores. This is why i trust steam reviews more than youtubers, at least they play the game, and arent bought out by political/money bias.
 
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Großmann said:
Exactly this. /v/tards that follow people like Synthetic Man don’t play games, so they use Youtube channels to form their opinions about the flavor of the month.
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I think Reddit is a bigger fish in consumer market, but I ment "people in general". It's like people who do a hobby very superficially, but buy the most expensive gear that ends up without much use. Except in video games, the gear gets bought again and again.
In my experience years ago, /v/ had decent taste in vidya. Flavor of the month games were discussed consciously as FOTMs. Rule of thumb was to pirate if you doubt, etc.
edit: the rule of thumb was >buying video games actually, but you get my point.

GI Robot said:
exactly, people get on my ass a lot for playing "woke/trash" games a lot, but at least i fucking play them to form an opinion, than just consooming youtube reviewer number 5555 or following metacritic scores. This is why i trust steam reviews more than youtubers, at least they play the game, and arent bought out by political/money bias.
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The "goodness" of game is, in the end, fairly subjective. I agree, for example, that Baldur's Gate 3 suffers from modern gay shit, but I can accept that it is a decent game (and Synth was of similar opinion as far as I remember). I am not bothering with it because it's simply not made for my tastes. I love BG1 & 2 though. I don't like story/walking games, but I enjoyed Null playing these games on BAVG/MATI. He can make the playthough entertaining, but it doesn't mean these games are good or cater to my tastes. I apply same principle not just to Null, but to all video game related channels.
 
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Gravemind said:
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People who have been here for half as long as you know better than to go on some incel rant like that. I don't think you have much of an excuse.
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Technically Coby isn't an incel. Sure it was bestiality, fucking a black chick and all, but he still got pussy. His audience however...
 
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