Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[Berrakh]

Josh prophesied that he was a few drinks away from becoming Ethan Ralph. Is it happening?

Jersh’s prophecies are a total 0 or 100 gamble. But I’m confident in this one.

 

[NeoMorgan]

No wonder Synths dad didn't give him much attention as a child, imagine having this faggot loser for a son.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Futa man probably doesn't even realize that it's obvious that he is a giant faggot. He pretends to be straight, complaining about not enough hot women in video games but then he wants them to have a penis and a pair of testicles. It's not women he craves because women don't have male sex organs, it's the dick he wants because Synth is gay.

 

[snowdunes]

A lot of single mom, no dad raised people seething in the thread right now

 

[Berrakh]

A lot of single mom, no dad raised people seething in the thread right now

“Haha. You fatherless soyboys just don’t know about how men interact. I told my dad I like girls with dicks just last week. I didn’t even have to explain I don’t mean trannies, who are just men and thus gay to like.”

 

[30+GameOvers]

Josh prophesied that he was a few drinks away from becoming Ethan Ralph. Is it happening?

For all his faults, I doubt piggy had a heart-to-heart with Ronny about his love for penis.
No, I'm afraid this is a brand new level of homosexuality. Which is promising, if we can coax something like this out of him just a few drinks in, imagine Coby's first proper pillstream.

PKA crew

I don't get it, did something happen with them?

 

[Estate]

A lot of single mom, no dad raised people seething in the thread right now

You're projecting too much, synthsissy.
No dude who has a worthwhile father will ever ask his old man, live on camera, if he likes his dick girls with balls or no balls.
Besides the fear of an ass whooping, you simply don't do that to your parents out of respect.
This entire debacle is very telling of this raging homosexual's family dynamics.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

if he likes his dick girls with balls or no balls.

This is so fucking gay. Only a homosexual degenerate does this.

But Synthfaggot can't come out of the closet because he wouldn't be a based anti woke Chud anymore and his enemies would have a field day.

 

[Wünderkind]

so, when's he gonna ask if dad sneaked into his room and stuck in a finger late at night to make him this way

seems no topic is taboo for this family so ask him synth

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEK-er8K6Fo

also 0:44 lol

 

[Chudborean]

single mom, no dad raised people

So Coby?

 

[Madison Grant]

HAPPENING! CHUDCAST GUEST AND YOUTUBER SVEN SNAKED SYNTH! CALLING EACH OTHER FAGGOTS

This is in reference to a comment Sven made on a podcast earlier today, don't know where that was but if I find a clip I'll post it.

Kirsche Update: Synth left on read for over a week because she's busy with Fishtank, and he doesn't care. This is what he's mostly been talking about for an hour, about getting left on read and how he doesn't like it and hope it doesn't get back to her for what he's said this stream.

Insists that Kirshe isn't that busy to respond to his texts

 

[Quintus]

Thanks, clipped

Synthetic Man asks his father about futanari, in great detail

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"This is very uncomfortable questioning..."

I drove to go visit my father for Father's Day. We discussed what was going on in each of our lives. Since I have been having some upheaval in job, he gave me some advice on that. I can't imagine asking him such a question. It would be the equivalent of telling him "Dad, you failed as a father. Just thought I'd let you know.". Just why?

 

[30+GameOvers]

This is in reference to a comment Sven made on a podcast earlier today, don't know where that was but if I find a clip I'll post it.

Does he think Sven needed his publicity? Buddy, he's way bigger than you

Kirsche Update: Synth left on read for over a week because she's busy with Fishtank, and he doesn't care. This is what he's mostly been talking about for an hour, about getting left on read and how he doesn't like it and hope it doesn't get back to her for what he's said this stream.

Coby is treating Kirsche, a woman who has spoken to him a grand total of one time, as his girlfriend and he gets peeved when she doesn't respond. Whoever called him out for being a simp and got disowned for doing so like Husky were right on the money.

 

[Spectacle Enjoyer]

He's acting like a child having a temper tantrum when it comes to Sven participating in typical Internet shit talking, he should have just ignored it instead of sperging out and burying himself in a deeper hole.
Then, he's responding to Kirsche's behavior like a scorned lover when that was never ever anything other than a meme at his expense. It's clear it's the most attention he's received from a woman in a long time, and he grew attached like an idiot even though he should know that's what vtumors are good at doing to people like him.

A consistent thread is that he's not taking any accountability for anything. His behavior put him in this position. Did he think being the futa guy that asks about balls and cock on women would jive with actual right leaning people like Sven? Did he think that futa in combination with blind misogyny would make any women want to maintain a friendly rapport with him, let alone a vtumor? It's actual incel->troon type behavior. Ridiculous. He lives in a different reality.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

It's so over for sissy man

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

He really needs to stop it with "whoh is me" nonsense. If you not gonna do something about it, stop talking about it then retard.

Even his dad nicely told him on stream to stop whining and do something about his situation, because it will only get worse the older he gets.

His dad was really nice btw.

"edit" He spends two hours crying about Krisch again (or was it some other e-thot i dont know) and is the same old dance as before. He acts like a jealous ex lover when they have never actually met. She doesn't care about you man. Move on.

Imagine AllMighityLoli cucking him, that would break his psyche.

Dont know the details with Sven but if what Coby says is true, then that's a real dick move by Sven.

 

[BinaricHate]

I'll be the first to ask the REAL questions but how can the balls be on the "inside"? The whole reason why your balls are outside of you body is because they demand a homeostasis temperature lower than the your internal body temp. If you managed to shove them inside of you they would quite literally overcook themselves and you would end up sterile. Explaining to your dad anime woman with both vaginas and penises I can accept. But not paying attention during biology class is where I have to draw the line buddy.

 

[Foltest]

He really needs to stop it with "whoh is me" nonsense. If you not gonna do something about it, stop talking about it then retard.

Even his dad nicely told him on stream to stop whining and do something about his situation, because it will only get worse the older he gets.

His dad was really nice btw.

Futaman will never do anything to improve his situation.
He will keep on going on and on about how much his life sucks while doing nothing.
Do any "chuds" want to see this fucking loser?
How much has his channel grown over the last few months?

 

[Madison Grant]

At some point Synth called Kirshe fat and a hag. (factorio gameplay background noise in the background is mine btw)

Synth, getting slightly drunk, reveals Devin wants to move away from their Mom and never see her again. Then reveals he has no friends aside from his brother Devin.He has no one else to talk to. Almost moved to tears and gets choked up, awkwardly laughs it off. Prepared to release all messages in case he gets banned from youtube.

Also more mold lore; Devin is dying of mold apparently and is very thin and is afflicted physically, don't know if that was common knowledge yet

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

I'll be the first to ask the REAL questions but how can the balls be on the "inside"? The whole reason why your balls are outside of you body is because they demand a homeostasis temperature lower than the your internal body temp. If you managed to shove them inside of you they would quite literally overcook themselves and you would end up sterile. Explaining to your dad anime woman with both vaginas and penises I can accept. But not paying attention during biology class is where I have to draw the line buddy.

I dont know how futanari logic works but some trannis have it so their balls are inside their body so they can pass more.

Dont ask for details because i dont know how it works (and dont want to know)