cock itches - balls too

[FluorideHuffer]

but im public
what do?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Do the chinese padlock.

 

[Blouie]

Just pull down your pants and scratch your penis

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

Rub your dick through your pants. If anyone looks at you funny, politely explain that you're masturbating.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

i can remove them for you, no more itches (ever)

 

[Your Best Friend]

Troon out

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Rub your dick through your pants. If anyone looks at you funny, politely explain that you're masturbating say "I can personally guarantee I am horse cum free“.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Find a restroom with a locking door and take a whore's bath in the sink. Clean yo junk nigga.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Scratch it.
If anyone stares at you, stare back and assert dominance. Don't stop scratching.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Just pull down your pants and scratch your penis

I tried that but campus police arrested me ???? Why??

 

[The Cunting Death]

clean your dick when you get home. get all that smegma out

 

[TurdFondler]

I tried that but campus police arrested me ???? Why??

They wanted to scratch your cock and balls

 

[FluorideHuffer]

clean your dick when you get home. get all that smegma out

I can’t do that I’m Mormon : (

 

[FluorideHuffer]

They wanted to scratch your cock and balls

Can confirm I got my cock scratched by an ugly lady cop : ( this day just keeps getting worse

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

i can remove them for you, no more itches (ever)

Or he'll end up with phantom limb syndrome ball itch.

 

[Tips]

Meditate and disassociate from your body and mind, then aggressively itch until you are certain all has been rectified.
You won't care who sees because you are disconnected from your current state of being.

This has always worked very well for me

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Meditate and disassociate from your body and mind, then aggressively itch until you are certain all has been rectified.
You won't care who sees because you are disconnected from your current state of being.

This has always worked very well for me

That is a based level of ascension

 

[Cat tit bingo]

First take off any restrictive clothing off your lower body, free balling with basketball shorts is acceptable, then swing your bits back and forth continuously. Once you've reached appropriate speeds your testicles will start to enlarge slowly but surely, your looking for a size good enough to drum on. Now that you have balls big enough to sit on you can safely turn to stone and stealthfully wait for a clear room to politely scratch your cock and balls.

 

[TurdFondler]

Can confirm I got my cock scratched by an ugly lady cop : ( this day just keeps getting worse

Lady touched your junk you'll never be a wizard now. Way to throw it all away, retard.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Might i offer a suggestion,