Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Elmo]

Cog had an exclusive about the TalkingParents app that has been completely overshadowed by the Ralphsurrection - it makes sense now and also lol

Yeah. This is just an example from his stream on the 17th. I imagine these can be FOIA'd since they're in the public record, but Vickers might eventually just post them or stream them as well soon enough (with hopefully better quality).


IMO the reason these are being over-shadowed by the Fuentes Rally and Ralph's reaction because Kino Casino won't be showing the TalkingParents app messages, but the joke is on Cog, they don't need to cover this because Ralph's spergout is more than enough material for them to work with. This makes Cog's watermark ineffective and so Cog is big mad.

Ralph said that Cog would not come onto his show (the 18th) because he's on Vickers' leash. It makes sense that Cog is acting as a mouthpiece for @MWV because he's certainly going hard on Ralph like an attack dog.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Yeah. This is just an example from his stream on the 17th. I imagine these can be FOIA'd since they're in the public record, but Vickers might eventually just post them or stream them as well soon enough (with hopefully better quality).
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IMO the reason these are being over-shadowed by the Fuentes Rally and Ralph's reaction because Kino Casino won't be showing the TalkingParents app messages, but the joke is on Cog, they don't need to cover this because Ralph's spergout is more than enough material for them to work with. This makes Cog's watermark ineffective and so Cog is big mad.

Ralph said that Cog would not come onto his show (the 18th) because he's on Vickers' leash. It makes sense that Cog is acting as a mouthpiece for @MWV because he's certainly going hard on Ralph like an attack dog.

LMAO

My uncle has more money than your father could dream of. You really think you can break me lol? Ok, try it. You've already moved to extortion.

 

[Feaser]

Part of Ralph's stream yesterday was about Cog. He had on Grossly Offensive and Shamoo. They watched Cog throw up in a bucket, might be the same bucket his wife shits in.

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[Triggerni66er]

Sometimes consistency just doesn't cut it. You need talent. Cog is proof of this. I've known him of him since the Stream.me era, he was boring then and he's boring now. Cog seemingly hasn't learned anything - he hasn't improved in that entire time. In fact, I'd argue that when he was a silver surfer avatar type thing he was better than he is now.

He got one win on Ralph when he got his friend to beat him up in Portugal. But I'll never forget when the entire Killstream laughed at Cog the Cuck for simping for a methed out, toothless lot lizard (and getting rejected). I'll also never forget when Cogs own brother went on the show to talk about how Cog is a loser.

Cog isn't laughing at Ralph, he's not having fun. The reason why he got Ralph assaulted in Portugal is because he was and still is mad at Ralph. You're a faggot Cog and as Sargon would say you're a white nigger.

 

[AltisticRight]

Part of Ralph's stream yesterday was about Cog. He had on Grossly Offensive and Shamoo. They watched Cog throw up in a bucket, might be the same bucket his wife shits in.
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It's probably the same bucket he pees in during his day-long yawn-inducing streaming sessions.

 

[Sammich]

Sometimes consistency just doesn't cut it. You need talent. Cog is proof of this. I've known him of him since the Stream.me era, he was boring then and he's boring now. Cog seemingly hasn't learned anything - he hasn't improved in that entire time. In fact, I'd argue that when he was a silver surfer avatar type thing he was better than he is now.

He got one win on Ralph when he got his friend to beat him up in Portugal. But I'll never forget when the entire Killstream laughed at Cog the Cuck for simping for a methed out, toothless lot lizard (and getting rejected). I'll also never forget when Cogs own brother went on the show to talk about how Cog is a loser.

Cog isn't laughing at Ralph, he's not having fun. The reason why he got Ralph assaulted in Portugal is because he was and still is mad at Ralph. You're a faggot Cog and as Sargon would say you're a white nigger.

I miss drama queen sometimes, she was fun. If you remember the stream.me stuff, a fellow named chetnik from there actually fucked dramaqueen a few times.. While her and cog were "talking". cog even admitted to face timing her fucking kids. Dude is weird and i wish i had some of those old videos from that time frame.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

IMO the reason these are being over-shadowed by the Fuentes Rally and Ralph's reaction because Kino Casino won't be showing the TalkingParents app messages, but the joke is on Cog, they don't need to cover this because Ralph's spergout is more than enough material for them to work with. This makes Cog's watermark ineffective and so Cog is big mad.

Yeah, he's still mad about it. He took it out on Mackiavelli, on "new" people in his audience (different alogging accounts), and even on his regulars. He took a day off apparently which is why he couldn't go on Ralph's show (the one @Feaser mentioned above). My personal theory is he was so mad and streaming so much that Mrs Cog had to tell him to stop for at least one day.

In fact, I'd argue that when he was a silver surfer avatar type thing he was better than he is now.

An account posted a rumor that they were the person who made the silver surfer Cog avatar back in the day. They claim that, due to low or no payment ($100 bandied about but not said if he paid) the person included a fun easter egg:


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Tweet was deleted and I don't know enough about Grossly Offensive to know if he is inclined towards gayops but given the company he keeps I would take everything he says or promotes with skepticism (although he does provide proof, some of what he said can't be substantiated - the tweet never mentions non-payment).

The account that posted that was BrokenOptics (aka Rob with the BrokenOptics) Their account has been around for a long time and they do seem to be a for-commission artist. The name is also very familiar-sounding, I think they came up in the Metokur Fembot thread (let me check). The reason for deleting is likely due to them realizing it's not a good idea to talk shit about former clients and that you put dicks in your commissioned art.

Grossly has actually been going in hard on Cog; maybe they have realized there are too many Bri'ish people, they're culling themselves.


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So it's not all shitting on Cog, I mentioned previously he stopped using his own music in his streams. He has been playing this one song Philip E Morris - A Sailor's Hawaii which is nice chillhop - who knew someone who made such shit music could have decent taste.

EDIT: Kinochet claimed Cog slept with a 14 year old, has since deleted the tweet. Unusual behavior, did he maybe realize he got his facts wrong? Given the source is Cog's brother (currently locked up in a psychiatric facility) and that he actually said 16 (if memory holds) maybe he felt it wasn't worth the potential lawsuit once the Kinochet account is inevitably doxed.


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[Feaser]

The tweet is still there. Cog's brother said that on the Killstream.

 

[Sammich]

Rob/OpticDecay wonders why he's struggling after mentioning a couple years ago that he puts dicks in all his commissions. Jonny did 100 percent pay for that avatar, he posted the paypal proof back when rob was crying about this back then. It's a shame because his work is passable. The problem is tons of other better artists out there that don't do stupid shit like rob does.

I wonder if him and his vamptranny skinwalker wife are still together.


Sorry for the sidetrack here, but i felt like it should be mentioned, and I think it's important to share what i might know even if it's something that makes cog look decent. Another thing along those lines, the only "proof" of cog fucking a 16 year old is his clearly mentally ill brother saying he did. Now, it could be true, but untrustworthy source makes it hard to figure out. I tried for a couple days back when it first came out to dig into it and found absolutely nothing.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can't archive, he did done delete it

Try archive.li.

 

[Triggerni66er]

Rob/OpticDecay wonders why he's struggling after mentioning a couple years ago that he puts dicks in all his commissions. Jonny did 100 percent pay for that avatar, he posted the paypal proof back when rob was crying about this back then. It's a shame because his work is passable. The problem is tons of other better artists out there that don't do stupid shit like rob does.

I wonder if him and his vamptranny skinwalker wife are still together.


Sorry for the sidetrack here, but i felt like it should be mentioned, and I think it's important to share what i might know even if it's something that makes cog look decent. Another thing along those lines, the only "proof" of cog fucking a 16 year old is his clearly mentally ill brother saying he did. Now, it could be true, but untrustworthy source makes it hard to figure out. I tried for a couple days back when it first came out to dig into it and found absolutely nothing.

Baseless pedophile allegations that don't amount to anything makes it easier for actual pedophiles to hide out in the open. It waters down the trauma of actual victims. One thing I really dislike about the internet is the nonce hysteria and the simultaneous downplaying of actual pedophilia.

He's already an unemployed retard, doesn't need to be a pedo.

 

[Feaser]

Cog found some alt account that is Trannyberries whose only follower was some random twitter account with a GoFundMe

now Cog thinks he found Trannyberry's dox.

This came after he attacks Cog's biggest paypig Matthew Vickers.

 

[AltisticRight]

This came after he attacks Cog's biggest paypig Matthew Vickers.

Vicky, that's the same reason I won't "let my voice be heard".
Some people care about privacy and doesn't want this dumb Sektur freak show effect their real lives. You're evidently living in it so of course you don't care. If anyone, you should understand this since your family was swatted at least three times in the past year.

 

[Feaser]

Vicky, that's the same reason I won't "let my voice be heard".
Some people care about privacy and doesn't want this dumb Sektur freak show effect their real lives. You're evidently living in it so of course you don't care. If anyone, you should understand this since your family was swatted at least three times in the past year.

He thinks everyone wants their own Killstream Youtube show like him

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Cog is doing a 12 hour stream currently. He has been fighting his chat, including some streamer I'd never heard of. Some of his regulars are dipping out as Cog silently plays games (confirming majority are desk-job workers who need background noise, not particularly loyal to the Cog brand). I saw it at 150 watching earlier, then 70ish, now it is 50.

He smugly said he would earn more than Ralph, then only got $48, which he then seethed about - if that's even real. Grossly Offensive, Xaniberries, & friends pushing Cog stuff atm so take everything with pinch of salt. They're taking advantage of the fact nobody can watch even 1 minute of Cog, never mind 12 hours, so if something has been taken out of context or skillfully edited then nobody can verify it. Bravo.

As for me, fuck all that noise. Took me a long time to realize doing literally anything else with my time is better than ACogging - if you're putting time into watching his stuff, it's not worth it - not to discourage anyone, by all means please do it so I don't have to. I'll check back in a few weeks to see if he has managed to PULL UP or if he has been made into the new sacrificial cow.

Cog - Fire (yes, that Cog. Burn it to the ground song)

They made Null voice AI sing a Cog song

The AI unironically sings better than Cog. Wow he's terrible. The AI somehow has a warmer voice than him - and the warmth of the voice is something the AI seems to struggle with. Get fucked Cog.

 

[Fools Idol]

Holy shit Cog brush your teeth your fucking you peasant. The again why would he care, the NHS is going to pay top dollar for a new set of pearly whites just like the council given him a new flat after he shit all over the floor of the last one.

 

[Cringestorian X]

cog feels the need to prove that he make more money than ethan ralph in 2.5 hours

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weird that he doesn't bring up the yesterday killstream

down bad cog ?

 

[Paladin Derich]

The alien shit was really lame.

 

[AltisticRight]

If you need to "prove" you make more money than Ethan Ralph, you don't.
Common Ralphamale W.

the NHS is going to pay top dollar for a new set of pearly whites

I heard the NHS also pays for trooning out, Cog can take advantage of that.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

His shows are even more miserable than they used to be. I'm not sure if he always said "Gosh!" as much as he currently does or if I am noticing it more, but it is very annoying.

He's attacking his chat more - if anyone is unfamiliar or disagrees in even a mild way, he jumps down their throat, even where they have donated. Combination of him being on edge and trying the Ralphatactic of making your support base leave.

He's focusing less on sektur content and getting into the Hasan style reaction commentary - that is, very little regard for the content, he watches police videos and stuff about people trying to steal from convenience stores while muted and eating.

He tried gaming but he seems unable to focus on a game and be a host, resulting in a few people stating "No thank you sir, I come for background noise that talks about how Ralph is fat, not silence interrupted by pew-pews and gosh."

His gimmick of the caravan that travels around I actually like but that's like 40 things that suck vs 1 that isn't entirely terrible.

For me, it's not worth it. The milk has run dry. I was 3x speeding the show and skipping, no joy was being sparked. I'll keep an eye on him occasionally but otherwise I'm out. He's beyond the pale now in terms of the amount of seething, dullness, and goshing he does. Also:


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I guess they're planning to ramp up their campaign against him.

Spoiler: Pedo allegations

On the underage girlfriend thing - number one, age of consent in UK is 16. You might think that is gross but that's the law there. Number two, Cog was a few years older than her, think 2-3? Even if 16 were illegal, he may have been protected under Romeo Juliet laws (generally 4 years between partners). Number three his brother is severely mentally ill, to the point where (according to Cog) he now lives full time in a psychiatric facility and only their mother still talks to him (Cog has been advised not to speak to him at all). If he did have sex with a 16 year old when he was over 18 then personally I think that is gross, but the Anglo standards have him squarely in the "non-nonce" category.

As others have said, there's enough there already to make fun of and false pedo allegations only help real pedophiles. Other than that one reported incident I don't recall any other times Cog has even been accused of being creepy in that way. As far as I know Cog has denied she was 16 and has said his brother makes things up for attention. Again, others have looked into this and come back with nothing so it remains just an allegation made by his brother - your own standards apply in who you believe but personally don't think he is a pedophile.

I really fucking hate that this sektur is so obsessed with calling everyone a pedophile. Like swatting, I consider it over the line. By all means, chase out real pedos but other than Flamenco, Zoom, and DJ Axle I can't think of anyone with actual credible allegations against them. The fact others don't see this behavior as over the line makes me reconsider even being in the audience for this shit.