Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Zelensky the Nazi]

Didn't he say he lives in Dudley? Or is that MI6 subterfuge

Another thing Cog and Ralph have in common is their love of claiming to live someplace, only to dox where they actually live because they're both retarded.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Nobody fucking cares, but it still has to be done. Cog's dox supposedly is:

Jonathan Harris
7 Bartleet Road
Smethwick
B67 7RD
England

It's a home residence and the official address of "DJC Scaffolding Ltd". Cog himself has said during one of his live streams that his buddy Dan owns a scaffolding business and apparently Cog let Dan use Cog's address for registering the business.

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Also keep in mind that Cog put bounties on the alogs to be doxed. So its poetic that he himself is doxed.
Nice going, Cog.

 

[Zelensky the Nazi]

Also keep in mind that Cog put bounties on the alogs to be doxed. So its poetic that he himself is doxed.
Nice going, Cog.

Truly the Lord works in mysterious ways.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog is trying to dox a rival scaffolding business of Dan’s to misdirect gaylogs

Daniel John Caffrey owns DJC Scaffolding, Ltd

The Dan economy is roaring.

Charming place innit

 

[PauperVita]

His gaming chair is visible. Cog streams in a room with a window to his right.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

So Cog lives in a semi-detached house with ornate brickwork, a porch and solar panels? If so he's doing alright. The council don't put solar panels on your house, he'd have had to pay for them himself.

This is what I'd expect a northern shithole council house to look like:

Bonus troon tenant.

I dunno bros, maybe this is the place, I just find it hard to believe Cog lives in a somewhat nice semi with solar panels and a fancy front door.

 

[FIVE STAR DAYS]

I might be misremembering, but I seem to recall him once stating on stream that any Paypal donations he received from his viewers didn't count to his goal but were taken more like a tip (which is bullshit). Does anyone else know about this?

 

[Zelensky the Nazi]

I might be misremembering, but I seem to recall him once stating on stream that any Paypal donations he received from his viewers didn't count to his goal but were taken more like a tip (which is bullshit). Does anyone else know about this?

He also had people do "friends and family" on Paypal to get around the tax issue and Paypal deduction. He's a pikey at the end of the day and it fucking shows in everything he does.

 

[Elmo]

I might be misremembering, but I seem to recall him once stating on stream that any Paypal donations he received from his viewers didn't count to his goal but were taken more like a tip (which is bullshit). Does anyone else know about this?

He does or doesn't count it when it benefits whatever purpose he needs it for that day. He does honour the $10 media if it comes through for that reason.

He also had people do "friends and family" on Paypal to get around the tax issue and Paypal deduction. He's a pikey at the end of the day and it fucking shows in everything he does.

This is true. It's not his preferred payment method but it's hardly uncommon among grifters who always complain about how much of a cut it taken out of every donation. It's why they begrudgingly accept superchats even though YouTube takes 30% by comparison to what StreamLabs or DonationAlerts does.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog lives in a home owned by Dan with 4 other people in a house that has one bathroom and less than 900 sqft where he streams every day about Ethan Ralph and begs for money. This does not deter Cog from owning the gaylogs and haters on twitter dot com by LARPing as both a homeowner, and a small business owner.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Cog is actually mindbroken by the Gunticide, I think he's insecure that Ralph is thinner than he is now, and it's fucking gay

 

[PauperVita]

Taken from coglifehacks on twitter dot com

 

[PauperVita]

Cog went on a long doomer rant about “da sektur” and oddly seethed about @Null whom he believes will decommission the gunt subforum. Not quite sure what he is rambling about but he seems to think kiwis will abandon this website to join his audience.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Cog went on a long doomer rant about “da sektur” and oddly seethed about @Null whom he believes will decommission the gunt subforum. Not quite sure what he is rambling about but he seems to think kiwis will abandon this website to join his audience.
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Then change your content you fucking twat, nobody put a gun to your head to force you to talk about Ralph 24/7 except yourself. You tried to change your stream content but you notice that your dono is not as many as usual when you're talking about Ralph. That's why you feel the need to cover what boring shit that Ralph does 24/7. I'm not saying that you can't talk about him, but when there is nothing to talk about you still somehow find a way to make a multi-hours stream dedicated to Ralph. Even Warski and PPP are smart enough to switch up their content away from Ralph and Fuentes (which is something that they should've done at the beginning anyway).

Thank god you're living off SSI from the British taxpayer, so when the inevitable happens you and your wife won't die from starvation. Still going to shit on the bucket though.

 

[Null]

Cog went on a long doomer rant about “da sektur” and oddly seethed about @Null whom he believes will decommission the gunt subforum. Not quite sure what he is rambling about but he seems to think kiwis will abandon this website to join his audience.

I was thinking of closing the board. When that happens, I just move threads over to other boards. I do this every other year or so when a popular topic collapses.

People have a really hard time understanding that forum categorization doesn't materially impact how the conversation in threads goes.

also lmfao @ cog thinking he's on the cusp of greatness.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Cog is the embodiment of everything wrong with the sektur no funny no goofing around because of the funny its just seething british man is mad ethan ralph is more popular than him cogs entire life is the meme of the soyjak with a mask on

 

[PauperVita]

New episode of coglifehacks.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Taken from coglifehacks on twitter dot com

New episode of coglifehacks.

Cog went on a long doomer rant about “da sektur” and oddly seethed about @Null whom he believes will decommission the gunt subforum. Not quite sure what he is rambling about but he seems to think kiwis will abandon this website to join his audience.

Cog lives in a home owned by Dan with 4 other people in a house that has one bathroom and less than 900 sqft where he streams every day about Ethan Ralph and begs for money. This does not deter Cog from owning the gaylogs and haters on twitter dot com by LARPing as both a homeowner, and a small business owner.

His gaming chair is visible. Cog streams in a room with a window to his right.

The Dan economy is roaring.

Charming place innit

Alert: Cog is boring.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Cog is fat, very fat, much more fat than Ethan Ralph. This is shameful.
Fat.

 

[Axiom.]

It's over Cogbros hea gone from us