Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[fedoralordjish]

That says Neelam Pall Mann. But in the Uber Eats complaint, Cog's wife's name was simply "Neelam Pall".

Assuming this is real (and the "Podawful" does give me a little pause), is Mann the surname of a previous husband or is it one of Cog's in-laws? From what we know right now, it could be either.

Either way, it's not his house.

his wife is now something like neelam neelu harrison, no idea how street shitters create their names everything is possible. besides cog owning the house

 

[Feldgrau]

Cog has responsibilities as an unemployed childless loser who doesn’t own a home so he couldn’t play on the internet today.

Oh fuck. What if she's pregnant? Shitting out some kids they can't afford to take care of is text book poor behavior. Cog would even get a raise in pay (more benefits money).

 

[PauperVita]

Oh fuck. What if she's pregnant? Shitting out some kids they can't afford to take care of is text book poor behavior. Cog would even get a raise in pay (more benefits money).

Cog is sterile. It is possible, I suppose, that Dan knocked up Cog’s poo wife for him.

 

[Autischic]

1. Cog does own his own home. You are all just too stupid to make sense of the property records.
2. Cog does NOT live with Dan.
3. Cog is upset that he has not received any free food.
4. Cog has put 64gbs of ram into his PC in an effort to prove he is not poor. This should only take roughly 10 years to pay off.
5. He has removed the picture of his council flat from the streaming background and replaced it with cyberpunk shit.
6. Cog will be streaming less as he suddenly has "more responsibility" around the council flat.
7. Cog Wife still participates via voice and chyat to alog Ralph and the various haters.
8. Everyone who doesn't like Cog is a Jessie alt.
9. Cog admits that he might be kind of a weird guy, but that he ALWAYS tells the truth and follows a strict moral code.
10. Mackiavelli13 is back on twitter https://twitter.com/DowMayda
11. CogWife appears to have a couple dedicated fans in chyat. Donating to Cog but making sure to note that the donation is for the Mrs. As well as kissing her ass and telling her how beautiful she is in chat.

TLDR Cog W

1. Cog married into property, he's the step dad to that property.
2. Cog lives with Dan's in-laws under the condition of fucking a fat poo regularly.
3. He should take that up with UberEats, they were very responsive last time.
4. 64gbs? Well I hope it's not all for loli shit.
5. The fake council trailer looks in better condition than Naleem's house and it must be depressing for Mrs. Hog to look at what could've been if she caught a real white. I bet she made him change it #CogLife
6. Oh, fuck, oh, no. Cog should not be given ANY responsibility. I hope he meant he was assigned someone responsible for him who will smack him if he does something retarded or poor again.
7. CogWife should start her own channel and show us how she manages to do her nails in such a manly way while having to change Cog's diapers.
8. Everyone that likes Cog is queen on bantz (e-troon) or @mackiavelli13 ( who sent his strawberry, ass and ball to people on chudbuds).
9. Code? Having his boyfiend beat people up in foreign countries while he films it? Hacking private email accounts on stream? Using pig spawn as props for Internet Ws? Posting a privately recorded discord call after being denied consent to do it? Trying to Jew UberEats for $6 hash browns? Leave some morality left for the rest of us, you faggot.
10.
11. CogWife is an obese poo and only Cog's chyat would have sex with it.

TLDR Keep winning Jonny! Don't listen to the wranglers.

 

[darkprince56]

uses his surname as the last name

But a surname is a last name.

 

[FinnSven]

4. 64gbs? Well I hope it's not all for loli shit.

Does he do game streaming?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I have a friend and he uses his surname as the last name, for some fucking reason.
I have two colleagues who also do that.
It's probably a cultural thing?

Edit: For clarity, all three are Indians, from India.

Naming customs will vary based on what culture the person is from and for people of Indian background in the west, how their names have been adapted to fit a western First-Last name format. Surname and last name are synonymous to me but if you meant first name and last name, it's often because the person comes from a culture that has patronymic naming customs, the equivalent of John Johnson or David Davidson or something.

In this case there is enough information to go off of to decipher most of what is going on.

Let's review the alleged document provided by JessePS:

Apparently, someone named Neelam Pall Mann is the owner. The freehold status of the property and the fact that it was last sold in February 2003 for £45,000 was already publicly available through government record searches.

My speculation:

Assuming this is real (and the "Podawful" does give me a little pause), is Mann the surname of a previous husband or is it one of Cog's in-laws? From what we know right now, it could be either.

This website has digitized birth and marriage civil registration index records for the UK up until 1997:
https://www.freebmd.org.uk/

Based on the timing, this will cover the birth of Cog's wife, Cog's sister-in-law, and Cog's wife's parent's marriage assuming these all happened in the UK. Any first marriage of Cog's wife would not be covered.

There is 1 record for the birth of someone named Neelam Pall, from 1984 (~40 years old). The mother's maiden name is listed as Devi. The local authority district is listed as Sandwell which includes Oldbury, the location of Cog's palatial estate.



Is this Cog's Neelam? Next step is to look for a birth record of her sister. There is 1 record for the birth record of someone named Sonam Pall, from 1991 (~33 years old), from Birmingham (adjacent to Sandwell).

However, the mother's maiden name is listed as Parvitro Pall, instead of Devi.



But I suspected Parvitro Pall was actually the mother's name, not the mother's maiden name, I looked to see if there was a marriage record to confirm this.

The civil registration index of marriages is a bit weird. It lists the first and last name of the person getting married, and then the last name of the person they are getting married to. This means one needs to cross-reference it with the reciprocal record associated with the other party to fully determine who is getting married. There is a marriage of Parvitro Devi to Surinder Pal in Sandwell in 1983. If this is the right marriage, it would mean they would have had to have changed the spelling of Pal to Pall by 1984 when Neelam Pall was born.



According to 192.com, which appears to be some sort of people search website using the UK Electoral Register as a source, Parvitro Pall was linked to Neelam Pall in Oldbury sometime between 2002 and 2004.

According to the website, somebody named Neelam Mann in Oldbury was linked to Surinder Pall, Daniel J Caffrey and Inderjit Mann between 2006-11 and/or 2013-24.

Since Daniel John Caffrey is Dan the scaffolder who Cog likes to threaten people with, I conclude that Neelam Mann is in fact Neelam Pall/Neelam Harrison and the below claim is false:

Cog does NOT live with Dan.

You need to make a purchase on this website to see the full record, and I think although they are public record, they are only freely available to the public in person in that district. Obviously, I am not spending more to confirm from the UK Electoral Register that Cog's wife has owned "his" palatial estate since 2003 than Cog has on said palatial estate which is definitely owned by him.




PS: Cog's likely mother-in-law Parvitro Pall may well have been a UKIP supporter in 2017, two years before Carl Benjamin ran for the party. Somebody by that name signed nomination papers for the UKIP candidate for a council election in Braunstone, which is near Leicester just under an hour's drive from Cog's palatial estate in Oldbury.

 

[Elmo]

So if I'm understanding this correctly, it's actually Cog's MOTHER-in-law that's causing him to "take more responsibilities" and spend less time begging for cash on the Internet?

 

[Londo]

This was posted by someone in the Kiwitapes server. Cog has reduced himself to E-Begging on Chud Logic's discord server. Fucking hilarious. Cog is one of the most laugh inducing cows of 2024.

 

[Harm]

Christ almighty. This is what sub-10 viewer streamers do when they're first trying to make a name for themselves. The humiliation can't be worth the 2 viewers who will watch for a minute and then close out the stream.

This isn't what Tesco's #1 food donor should be doing.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Using discord is only slightly more pathetic than marrying a fat pajeet.

 

[Londo]

Christ almighty. This is what sub-10 viewer streamers do when they're first trying to make a name for themselves. The humiliation can't be worth the 2 viewers who will watch for a minute and then close out the stream.

This isn't what Tesco's #1 food donor should be doing.

There's no more felt on the table to be had.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

So if I'm understanding this correctly, it's actually Cog's MOTHER-in-law that's causing him to "take more responsibilities" and spend less time begging for cash on the Internet?

Yes. Although his responsibilites seem to give him time to find those little films he runs on stream. Yes, I thought PooMom was PooDad with that curried name.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What the fuck is a chud logic discord server?

 

[Sprate Header]

What the fuck is a chud logic discord server?

The Discord server of commentary streamer Chud Logic.

 

[AltisticRight]

May the Lord smite every Discord user.

 

[Golden Boy]

Imagine trying to astroturf yourself in a sector with maybe 5000 total audience members left, with like a dozen paypigs. KC are the kings of the sector now and even they aren’t doing that well compared to other avenues on the internet.

 

[Autischic]

Since Daniel John Caffrey is Dan the scaffolder who Cog likes to threaten people with, I conclude that Neelam Mann is in fact Neelam Pall/Neelam Harrison and the below claim is false:

Cog does NOT live with Dan.

>27 Shirley Road, Oldbury is a 2 bedroom terraced house spread over 743 square feet, making it one of the smaller properties here
>743 square feet

That means that the little house (which is not owned by Cog) is in a 24/7 smell cycle of curry, poo and weed.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

I'm in Chud Logic's discord server. Chud mainly does drama/commentary related content these days. Apparently, Cog had found his way into the server about a month ago and he's done absolutely NOTHING besides post his streams and vids in the #self-promo channel. He hasn't sent a single message that isn't a link to a stream or a vid of his. Afaik, him and Chud have never interacted before. Idk too much on Cog's politics, but I know enough to guess that there is very little overlap in people who would enjoy Chud's vids and people who enjoy Cog's vids (if such a person even exists).
Here's a screen recording of every message he's sent in the server. Apologies for the filesize. Did the best I could with whatevers available online thru my phone.

 

[Geekthulhu]

I'm in Chud Logic's discord server. Chud mainly does drama/commentary related content these days. Apparently, Cog had found his way into the server about a month ago and he's done absolutely NOTHING besides post his streams and vids in the #self-promo channel. He hasn't sent a single message that isn't a link to a stream or a vid of his. Afaik, him and Chud have never interacted before. Idk too much on Cog's politics, but I know enough to guess that there is very little overlap in people who would enjoy Chud's vids and people who enjoy Cog's vids (if such a person even exists).
Here's a screen recording of every message he's sent in the server. Apologies for the filesize. Did the best I could with whatevers available online thru my phone.
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Back when I had the biggest and busiest Discord in "The Sektur". This nigger would shit up my general chat with his stream promotions. Meanwhile I had a clearly marked channel for people to promote their content. We would ask him multiple times to stop it, but he wouldn't. Either he never read our messages because he just only used the server to promote himself OR he is just a fucking retard that has a distinct inability to learn. When I say shit it up. He would promote it in general at like the beginning of the day, then a couple hours before and finally right before he went live. It was so fucking obnoxious.