Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Feldgrau said:
We are so back.
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It's Over.
 
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Geekthulhu said:
Kind of funny that a guy that claims Jewish ancestry loves Hugo Boss so much.
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When I think tech, I think old stale y2k fashion brands. I pop on down to the Mall and walk in to JCPenny's and pick it all up.
My monitor: GUESS
My mouse: Van Dutch
My keyboard: Tommy Hilfinger
And of course some chinky headphones with that Hugo Boss logo slapped on them :story:
 
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Obnoxious Asshole said:
AAAHHHHHHH!
POODAD-IN-LAW OWNS THE CURRY SHACK!
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At least Dan got a dowry for his poobride.
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Someone needs to inform Mr. Mann that his £45,000 property has a giant roach infestation. Its worse than regular roaches, this one attracts other pests through his retarded online antics and constant clout chasing.
 
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Just a brief recap for those unwilling to watch his latest cope stream.
  1. Cog does own his own home. You are all just too stupid to make sense of the property records.
  2. Cog does NOT live with Dan.
  3. Cog is upset that he has not received any free food.
  4. Cog has put 64gbs of ram into his PC in an effort to prove he is not poor. This should only take roughly 10 years to pay off.
  5. He has removed the picture of his council flat from the streaming background and replaced it with cyberpunk shit.
  6. Cog will be streaming less as he suddenly has "more responsibility" around the council flat.
  7. Cog Wife still participates via voice and chyat to alog Ralph and the various haters.
  8. Everyone who doesn't like Cog is a Jessie alt.
  9. Cog admits that he might be kind of a weird guy, but that he ALWAYS tells the truth and follows a strict moral code.
  10. Mackiavelli13 is back on twitter https://twitter.com/DowMayda
  11. CogWife appears to have a couple dedicated fans in chyat. Donating to Cog but making sure to note that the donation is for the Mrs. As well as kissing her ass and telling her how beautiful she is in chat.
TLDR Cog W
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog has responsibilities as an unemployed childless loser who doesn’t own a home so he couldn’t play on the internet toI
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It's probably more like. I can't stream when Dan is at home on the weekends. He might cave my head in IF I continue to taunt and challenge the internet to fuck with me and my family.

Watch a little bit of his show yesterday and he was so muted. Looked and sounded defeated. He wasn't as bombastic and confident like he normally is. I really think that Dan got in his shit over this.
 
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fedoralordjish said:
raise your hand if you are surprised
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That says Neelam Pall Mann. But in the Uber Eats complaint, Cog's wife's name was simply "Neelam Pall".

Assuming this is real (and the "Podawful" does give me a little pause), is Mann the surname of a previous husband or is it one of Cog's in-laws? From what we know right now, it could be either.

Either way, it's not his house.

Feldgrau said:
  1. Cog does own his own home. You are all just too stupid to make sense of the property records.
  2. Cog does NOT live with Dan.
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Oh I see I've come back to a new cope from Cog. This is total bullshit. It totally contradicts to his copestream the last time around where he specifically pulled up what I had posted with the junk in his yard which was apparently Dan's scaffolding junk.

Twinkie said:
??? Someone said this thread is kept alive by Twitter fags trying to contrive content. I referred to that as ops, it had nothing to do with you. I didn't accuse you of running ops in fact I said twice that you were not.
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This is a little late but I was referring to those other people and not anything you had said when I said that, which wasn't clearly delineated by what was written: I apologize for any confusion. As for the rest it's old now and a circular argument, I'll move on.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
That says Neelam Pall Mann. But in the Uber Eats complaint, Cog's wife's name was simply "Neelam Pall".

Assuming this is real (and the "Podawful" does give me a little pause), is Mann the surname of a previous husband or is it one of Cog's in-laws? From what we know right now, it could be either.
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I have a friend and he uses his surname as the last name, for some fucking reason.
I have two colleagues who also do that.
It's probably a cultural thing?

Edit: For clarity, all three are Indians, from India.
 
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