Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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polar bear said:
G R I M.
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You could call it, GRIMsby.
I'll see myself out.
Sammich said:
The alice in wonderland stuff is odd, sure, but all of us have some strange obsessions. That's one of the few things I don't mind overlooking. I'm a grown ass man and I enjoy gossipping about weirdos and retards on the internet. I enjoy it to the point I post on a goddamn forum dedicated to it. FFS, I used to follow chantel and a couple of the haters.
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I'll refrain from giving him the benefit of a doubt since his own brother accuses him of being a pedophile and getting involved with a 14-year-old.
 
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FinnSven said:
Is it possible that he is so shit that he has managed to get himself blacklisted from every local employer and temp agency?

In my time in the midlands I knew a few dole people who had managed that.
Soon after they would develop a “long term sickness”, so he might be signed off for stress or a “bad back”?
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Very possible, then again he could just be one of those people who fear getting a job because he'd lose his welfare benefits (or whatever the lobster equivalent is to welfare). What amazes me is how he can even look his poo wife in the eye with any scrap of dignity knowing he has zero intention of ever working a normal job.

polar bear said:
I read the posts about his living situation few times and I am still utterly confused, pls help a nibba out.
Do I understand it correctly that he:
- lives in a tiny house with 5 other people (3 adults, two kids)
- they all share 1 (one) bathroom
- they all eat curry from prison trays
- AND he collects Alice in Wonderland figurines?
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Something like that but add in the fact he has a creepy obsession with Dan's infant daughter. So much so that he can't resist talking about her, even to an Internet crowd that laughs at him on a daily basis.

I'm starting to think Cog is becoming a hybrid between Tonkasaw and Patrick Tomlinson. After all, he has accused us of stalking him, punks out of irl fights that he tries to setup and cannot stop feeding the trolls even at the cost of his family being doxxxxxxxxed.

I'm hoping for the cog story arc where he is forced to pay $70k to kiwifarms after losing his own failed lawsuit against the forum.
 
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Cog is planning to monetize trolls shitting on his poo wife and her shitty cooking.
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PauperVita said:
Cog is planning to monetize trolls shitting on his poo wife and her shitty cooking.
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TBF not a bad idea probably, of all the things we can shit on Cog about (there's a lot there), I don't get the mogging his wife's food. It looked pretty good to me as a food guy. That's how I would expect that lamb to look. It's isn't the most aesthetically pleasing dish, but seems fairly authentic.
 
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It looked like pretty run-of-mill Indian food. Stuff you would see at a cheapo Indian joint. That being said, fucking curry is disgusting. All you can taste if you add curry is just curry. Also it smells up the place something horrible. Had a downstairs poojeeta when I lived in NJ. That bitch's food stunk my apartment up so fucking bad. Literally when I moved. All my furniture, bedding and even unworn clothes reeked of curry. Took a lot of washes to get that smell out.

Indians always have that smell of spiced dirty ass and stinky armpits about them. Maybe they don't notice because their house smells so strongly from curry dishes?
 
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Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
"I'm shooting blanks so now I've become a glorified nanny to my friend's brown daughter"
One step up from being an old-timey castrated servant. It's tough. At least he's a home owner (he isn't).
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That makes me think of Reek but with painted nails, a flat cap and a...
an absolute pedophile reeking of curry
 
Geekthulhu said:
Indians always have that smell of spiced dirty ass and stinky armpits about them. Maybe they don't notice because their house smells so strongly from curry dishes?
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The opposite actually. Heavy use of spices has historically been used to cover up the taste of rot or contamination. I like me some spicy food, but it's a nonwhite cope to act like drenching food in spice and hot sauce is patrician.
 
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We are so back.
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uses them indoor all day.. cog bros are we winning yet?
 
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