Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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Also that area is crawling with Indians, and some of their women are unironically fucking gorgeous
No sir, they are not.
This interests me. It feels like a personal grudge more than trolling.
I agree. Anyone remember boolio96? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/user-boolio96-is-mad-at-a-bong-on-the-dole.145081/
Immediately returns with "my niece" this and "my niece" that....
I trust that Cog will make the wrong move every single time. You don't end up penniless in a council flat with 4 or 5 other people ranting about Ethan Ralph and trying to scam uber eats out of a hash brown for no reason.
 
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Immediately returns with "my niece" this and "my niece" that.... 🤦‍♂️
"I'm shooting blanks so now I've become a glorified nanny to my friend's brown daughter"
One step up from being an old-timey castrated servant. It's tough. At least he's a home owner (he isn't).
 
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Holy fuck, I've actually driven past his house before, I was headed to the Mamod factory, this entire area is a total shit hole. I knew he was down bad, but not to this extent.

Also that area is crawling with Indians, and some of their women are unironically fucking gorgeous, of all the Indians out there, he's really scraping the bottom of the spice barrel.

A 5 minute walk from an industrial estate, so many economic opportunities and still he chooses to be unemployed.

What a mong lmao
Is it possible that he is so shit that he has managed to get himself blacklisted from every local employer and temp agency?

In my time in the midlands I knew a few dole people who had managed that.
Soon after they would develop a “long term sickness”, so he might be signed off for stress or a “bad back”?
 
Reminder, this man is nearly 40.
I can’t be too judgy because last night I used green stuff to make a cape for a night lord miniature and cut it up to look like different strips of skin stitched together. But if he’s going to wear it around and be Jim Sterling about it then yeah that’s going to be weird
 
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In my time in the midlands I knew a few dole people who had managed that.
Soon after they would develop a “long term sickness”, so he might be signed off for stress or a “bad back”?
Maybe he's got black lung from all his chimney sweeping or possibly mesothelioma from the asbestos that makes up the insulation in their post-war, former council flat.
 
Yes, I was just coming to post this clip from X/Twitter.

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Does this dumb nigger think that Disney invented Alice in Wonderland? Not the novel from Lewis Carroll in mid-late 1800s?
I read the posts about his living situation few times and I am still utterly confused, pls help a nibba out.
Do I understand it correctly that he:
- lives in a tiny house with 5 other people (3 adults, two kids)
- they all share 1 (one) bathroom
- they all eat curry from prison trays
- AND he collects Alice in Wonderland figurines?
-He lives with 4 adults and 1 child.
-Yes one bathroom.
-If they aren't eating take out all the time.
-Yes. Super strange thing for a man to be in. At least if you don't want to seem weird. Say it was a story your mother used to read to you so you have a connection to it that way and it is nostalgic.
I can’t be too judgy because last night I used green stuff to make a cape for a night lord miniature and cut it up to look like different strips of skin stitched together. But if he’s going to wear it around and be Jim Sterling about it then yeah that’s going to be weird
My The Emperor protect you heretic, but let's be honest. IF you play and paint and are kit bashing (which probably has some weird OC chapter lore). We as WH40K fans are weird in general. Have you met a Slaanesh or Nurgle player that isn't off? I'm an Ultramarine basic bitch.
 
My the Emperor protect you heretic, but let's be honest. IF you play and paint and are kit bashing (which probably has some weird OC chapter lore). We as WH40K fans are weird in general. Have you met a Slaanesh or Nurgle player that isn't off? I'm an Ultramarine basic bitch.
I've been 'crons since 3E. Yes, we're a joke now but we have hopes with 12E. SOI SOI SOI SUEY
 
My The Emperor protect you heretic, but let's be honest. IF you play and paint and are kit bashing (which probably has some weird OC chapter lore). We as WH40K fans are weird in general. Have you met a Slaanesh or Nurgle player that isn't off? I'm an Ultramarine basic bitch.
I like it in general as its a wonderful satire of high sci fi and human society in general. What I like best though across Warhammer is the portrayal of Halflings/Ratlings/Hobbits as the ghastly little sneak thieves and gluttons they are.
 
Does this dumb nigger think that Disney invented Alice in Wonderland? Not the novel from Lewis Carroll in mid-late 1800s?

-He lives with 4 adults and 1 child.
-Yes one bathroom.
-If they aren't eating take out all the time.
-Yes. Super strange thing for a man to be in. At least if you don't want to seem weird. Say it was a story your mother used to read to you so you have a connection to it that way and it is nostalgic.

My The Emperor protect you heretic, but let's be honest. IF you play and paint and are kit bashing (which probably has some weird OC chapter lore). We as WH40K fans are weird in general. Have you met a Slaanesh or Nurgle player that isn't off? I'm an Ultramarine basic bitch.
Thank you kindly. I would rather be homeless, rotting on a street than live like this. No amount of escapism he seems to choose, whether through streaming retarded shit, frying my brain with weed or collecting figurines like a manchild, could ever make me forget that I lack the ability to experience the fundamental joy in life - being alone, undisturbed by others. And the second, equally good one - spending quality private time with my better half, without hearing other people and their bullshit.
His living conditions are worse than prison or homeless shelter. In prison, he could openly hate where he is. In his tiny house, he has to fit in with a smile on his face. He has to pretend he loves smelling Dans' shit in the morning. His life is full of fitting in, waiting for others, being considerate of others, having to act like all those small annoying things other people do, don't bother him. That he's an adult, and he can deal with it like an adult.
But adults don't live like that - swarmed on top of each other - unless they fucked up real bad, or unless they are in process of working for something better. But cog works to spend money on childrens toys.
G R I M.
 
The alice in wonderland stuff is odd, sure, but all of us have some strange obsessions. That's one of the few things I don't mind overlooking. I'm a grown ass man and I enjoy gossipping about weirdos and retards on the internet. I enjoy it to the point I post on a goddamn forum dedicated to it. FFS, I used to follow chantel and a couple of the haters.
 
The alice in wonderland stuff is odd, sure, but all of us have some strange obsessions. That's one of the few things I don't mind overlooking. I'm a grown ass man and I enjoy gossipping about weirdos and retards on the internet. I enjoy it to the point I post on a goddamn forum dedicated to it. FFS, I used to follow chantel and a couple of the haters.
Do you collect children's toys based on a character whom was inspired by an unhealthy relationship an adult male had with a young girl who he wasn't related to?

It strikes me as being in the same ball park as a someone who collects young looking blow up dolls and names them all Lolita.
 
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