coincidences - share them

[PorcupineTree]

I was opening up to someone I work with about an author that I look up to. I learned that she’d been friends with them when she was my age.

What are some strange coincidences that you’ve encountered in your life?

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

i lose weight after taking a shit, don't ask me why.

 

[Red Hood]

i lose weight after taking a shit, don't ask me why.

on the flip side I lose my shit after checking my weight

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

on the flip side I lose my shit after checking my weight

just go to the doctor amberlynn

 

[CheckerBoardPattern]

Mother-in-law drama(mostly) caused my ex-wife and I to split up. Two years later, my girlfriend calls the cable company to have a tech come fix their janky bullshit. The tech turns out to be my ex-wife's current husband.

According to him, my ex MIL is still a fucking batshit looney.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

I fought the law and the law won.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

My life is defined by ironic luck/coincidences to an absurd degree.

It gets rather annoying after awhile. I'll come back once I remember the best ones.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Ur mom being fat

 

[The Cunting Death]

Just months before 9/11, the World Trade Center’s lease was sold to Larry Silverstein. Silverstein took out an insurance plan that ‘fortuitously’ covered terrorism. After 9/11, Silverstein took the insurance company to court, claiming he should be paid double because there were 2 attacks. He won, and was awarded $4,550,000,000.

 

[sasazuka]

It's not a personal coincidence but one of my favourite coincidences is how American syndicated newspaper comic Dennis the Menace, created by Hank Ketcham, and British weekly Beano comic magazine's Dennis the Menace, created by David Law, were both able to continue using the same title despite being entirely unrelated characters because both characters' comics premiered on the exact same day, March 12th, 1951, making it, beyond reasonable doubt, impossible for one character to have influenced the creation of the other.

Not that the characters are actually that similar since American Dennis is a good-natured kid while British Dennis is malicious (not counting the politically correct modern CGI animated reboot where all traces of his meanness have been eliminated).

 

[Carlos Thin]

That despite only making up less than 1% of the US population

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I was standing in line and out of boredom started to recall this song.

And moments later, I shit you not, I see a guy who was dressed and looked exactly like Wings, only 150 lb thinner. For a moment I thought that Matrix is real.

 

[Hikikomori-Yume]

This morning I was thinking about how Bad Witch and Hesitation Marks are Trent's best work since With Teeth and how The Slip deserves more recognition, then I go onto /mu/ and there is a NIN thread about people's favorite album and two people posted, one mentioning how HM and BW deserve more fanfare and another anon posted about The Slip being underrated.

 

[tampon_tornado]

There's a lady in my town with my same exact name and birth date. A pharmacist confused us with each other many years ago. Now she's getting doxxed instead of me for something I said on facebook. So fortunate for me.

 

[Hungerdunger]

There's a lady in my town with my same exact name and birth date. A pharmacist confused us with each other many years ago. Now she's getting doxxed instead of me for something I said on facebook. So fortunate for me.

Facebook? Eww.

 

[PL 001]

So I was at the store buying something to drink, one of those Bolthouse Farms iced chai teas, and someone cute said "oh, those are delicious! I want one as well!" and brushed my hand as they got one for themselves.

Coincidence? Future lover? James Blunt's updated version of You're Beautiful? You be the judge!