Business Colbert Relentlessly Mocks Parent Company Paramount, Trump, and Its Just-Approved Merger With Slew of Pee Jokes

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By Charlie Nash


The Late Show host Stephen Colbert ridiculed the merger deal between his show’s parent company Paramount and Skydance on Monday with a slew of pee-related jokes.

Reacting to the FCC’s approval of the merger, which came after Paramount settled a lawsuit with President Donald Trump for $16+ million and canceled Colbert’s show, Colbert mocked:

"I’m thrilled for everyone at Paramount that the deal went through and very excited for our newly-announced, official combined Paramount-Skydance stock ticker name, which will go from PARA to PSKY. Soon, PSKY will blast hot, streaming content right in your face with hits like Yellowstone, Yellowjackets, and a full variety of water sports. I predict PSKY will become synonymous with number one. PSKY: A pitcher of warm entertainment."

He continued, “After months of delay, the deal was finally approved by FCC chairman and brilliant handsome man who Paramount officials described as ‘liquid sex’, Brendan Carr. Commissioner Carr knows that our show was losing tens of millions of dollars and Trump did not have anything to do with the cancelation, as he explained on Fox News.”

Colbert then played a clip from Fox News where FCC Chairman Brendan Carr was asked, “Did President Trump have anything to do with the cancelation of Stephen Colbert’s show?”

“Well, here’s what’s important to keep in mind is a broader dynamic. When President Trump ran for election, he ran right at these legacy broadcast media outfits and the New York and Hollywood elites that are behind it,” answered Carr. “Look at what’s happening. NPR has been defunded, PBS has been defunded, Colbert is getting canceled.”

Last week, Colbert tore into Paramount for handing Trump millions of dollars after laying of thousands of employees.

“Last year, Paramount laid off 2,000 employees, then cut another several hundred just last month,” he said. “Firing that many people and then handing over 36 mil to a guy who is putting your neighbors in alligator camps, all because of a lawsuit that your own lawyers said was completely without merit, if that’s true, it would make CBS morally bankrupt. Also, bankrupt.”

The Late Show host also responded to Trump’s celebration of his cancelation with a, “Go fuck yourself!”

Watch above via The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
 
He really want them to fire him instead of just being let go wen the show is cancelled.

Does he have a clause in his contract about getting fired vs his show not being renewed?
Nothing has been said but my guess he both wants the martyrdom of being fired-fired as opposed to the humiliation of cancelation via not being renewed (being fired-fired will help him prospect-wise land his next gig while not being renewed gives him a stench of failure that will ensure he has to take a pay cut at his next gig) and the fact that there are financial issues at play where it's cheaper for CBS to let Colbert ride out his last year. Especially since even if they fire him with cause, they know Colbert will sue them for unlawful termination which will create a cluster fuck since Colbert will have DNC connected lawyers stirring up all sorts of hellfire and damnation regarding the merger in order to try and find any dirt they can dig up again Trump.
 
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A hundred million dollars a year and the best this senile moron can come up with is "peepeepoopoo hahaha?"

No wonder he's getting fired.
The Dancing Needles to "Tequila" but having them say "Vaccine" wasn't enough?

Skibidi Biden wasn't enough?

You sire, are made of sterner stuff than I.
 
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A manchild to the end, huh?

Clowns are replaceable, Colbert, sorry it just dawned on you that fact.
He just can’t admit that late-night television is dying and that he alienated a bunch of people.

I really wish the days of Harvey Birdman were still here.

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That show was unironically great.
 
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